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Date: 04/30/05 08:28 PM

44 Responses to School Shootings Blamed on Ashlee Simspon

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    dataplain Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2005 at 8:29 pm
    Link: School Shootings Blamed on Ashlee Simspon - Listening to the grotesquely violent lyrics of fringe artists such as Ashlee Simpson gave them an outlet for their rage.
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 8:33 pm
    That has to be a joke, right?
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    aquabatsfw Male 13-17
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    April 30, 2005 at 8:36 pm
    jaida1964 your joking......right?
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 8:39 pm
    God please let this be true!!!
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 8:50 pm
    Marilyn Manson said that? I think this is a fake!
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2005 at 8:52 pm
    why are you even asking if this is a joke?!?! of course it is!!! and i love it! haha...Parents United against Suicidal and Sociopath Youth (PUS SY)...this was a great laugh.
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    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 9:16 pm
    "Is this a joke?" ..... gene pool getting murky and a bit shallow in NY I see.
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    kellyc Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2005 at 9:20 pm
    "Ashlee Simpson is a lip-sinking poser" and that "Hilary Duff is the real deal." lol...i find that kinda funny what those kids say...
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    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 9:23 pm
    so wait a minute 7 people posted about this and only two of them realised its fake? What is this world coming to...
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    oSunShyne1o Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    Extremely funny :)
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    talleysgrrl Female 30-39
    359 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 10:10 pm
    I have to admit...it had me going for a minute, but the PUSSY thing blew it wide open.
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    April 30, 2005 at 11:12 pm
    Lol. This is hiliarious.
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    alpy_lost4gd Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    "The world`s greatest pop singer " Bah, have to be a fake when i saw this :D
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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 11:33 pm
    I didn`t really find it funny.
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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 11:37 pm
    im guessing its fake, what with the Parents United against Suicidal and Sociopath Youth (pussy) group that they have, inless they are just very unfortunatly named
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    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 11:38 pm
    ok i just finished reading it, that wasnt funny, and it kinda sucked
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    iamhere41 Female 13-17
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    April 30, 2005 at 11:39 pm
    That`s hilarious!
    I can`t believe some of y`all couldn`t tell it was fake!
    "World`s greatest pop singer..."
    "Marilyn Manson, pop-rock singer"
    It`s great!
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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    April 30, 2005 at 11:44 pm
    I love how they have a link to buy her album right after it says "One boy told police that he enjoyed skinning animals while listening to Ashlee Simpson`s latest album, "Autobiography." "
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    loverswalk Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2005 at 12:47 am
    That was the weirdest thing I have ever read about Ashlee Simpson. But this line made me pee on myself:

    Hilary Duff is the real deal.

    Anf what kind of acronym is PUSSY anyway?

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    callmealice Female 18-29
    435 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 1:22 am
    Pretty funny idea.. but not all that funny for some reason.. lol.
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
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    May 1, 2005 at 3:24 am
    I thought it was real for a...second :\
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2005 at 3:50 am
    What`s funnier than the article is the fact that so many people here can`t recognize satire.
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    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 5:35 am
    Wow. I decided to check back and see if anyone else asked the now over used, stupid question, "Is it real?". I have now lost total faith in the fate of this world in the hands of all the stupid kids that don`t realize when they are reading a joke. COME ON!! Try to think about what you just read people!! ..... I just can`t believe how stupid some people are. Read some of the posts before posting too. For god`s sake!
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    x.kaylee.x Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2005 at 5:42 am
    that seriously has 2 be a joke...my favorite bit was: "One boy told police that he enjoyed skinning animals while listening to Ashlee Simpson`s latest album, "Autobiography." " lol
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    3 mehs Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2005 at 7:26 am
    ha skinning animals :-?
  26. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
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    May 1, 2005 at 8:17 am
    Really funny stuff... Haha
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 8:53 am
    The other story about Bush redefining "n*gger" is hilarious (off the home page).
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2005 at 9:55 am
    haha 1. the parents group thing spells P.U.S.S.Y -you`d think they`d be against that sort of thing and 2. i lvoe the amazon ad in the middle urging u to buy her album :-)
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 9:58 am
    "Ashlee Simpson is a lip-sinking poser" and that "Hilary Duff is the real deal." yeah..whatever. i also like the fact one of the parents shoved the word decapitated infront of the word head in an ashlee simpson song..
  30. Profile photo of MrEman
    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 10:36 am
    its the parents fault i say. it should be the responsibilty of the parents to make sure that the kids dont get their hands on evil work like this. also parents should be aware if their kids are skinning animals because that is just not right. i think her music should be banned for the good of us all.
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    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 10:51 am
    And for all the idiots, he`s kidding. ^^
  32. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
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    May 1, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    Ha Ha! That was pretty funny. At first I thought it was real.
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    icymike Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    Oh I get it, its a silly parody. It is stupid and inane. I did get a chuckle from this: http://www.burnoutmag.com/article.cgi?ar...
    on the same site.
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    Ebonysoul Female 18-29
    181 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 5:30 pm
    Nice piss take.
  35. Profile photo of Sez-uk
    Sez-uk Female 18-29
    140 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 6:22 pm
    One boy told police that he enjoyed skinning animals while listening to Ashlee Simpson`s latest album, "Autobiography. - me 2! wow whats the chances of that!
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 1, 2005 at 8:14 pm
    i wish that was real...:-(
  37. Profile photo of halifax_girl
    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    May 2, 2005 at 5:00 am
    what the hell is violent about her music?
  38. Profile photo of MrEman
    MrEman Male 18-29
    329 posts
    May 2, 2005 at 7:32 am
    `what the hell is violent about her music?` ^

    are you serious? she`s talks about decapitation and stuff, i am really not happy that this sort of `music` is available to our children.

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    oOJennaOo Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 2, 2005 at 2:00 pm
    i love the way that they blame it on the album yet they still have a link to buy the album
  40. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    June 18, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    ...i also enjoy skining animals to ashlee simpson....
  41. Profile photo of SuperSoph
    SuperSoph Female 13-17
    209 posts
    June 18, 2005 at 5:29 pm
    Hmm...that other page... written by Kelly Kapowski...isn`t that kelly from saved by the bell?
  42. Profile photo of Nananook
    Nananook Female 18-29
    65 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 10:51 am
    I didn`t stick around to find out if it was a joke or not - I stopped reading at "The world`s greatest pop singer..."
  43. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    August 26, 2005 at 12:48 am
    what a great joke. i like the oprah joke underneath it better.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    December 19, 2005 at 12:05 am
    Lmao! That`s funny poo!

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