Namely

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Misc
http://www.openbrackets.com/article/663/namely

People whose names make a complete sentence.
There are 19 comments:
Male 2,620
Eh.
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Female 252
ya i thought that too Wildcat!
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Female 519
Thought it would be funnier. I was wrong.
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Female 204
Not very entertaining, even though Im Bored.
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Male 904
How about Mike Hunt? Think about it... Sorry!

Similar subject - Last nights champions league game (AC Milan vs PSV) Get this for a name Jan Venegoor Of Hesselink. Imagine that name on the back of your shirt.

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Female 2,035
I thought it was going to be like really long sentence out of peoples names.
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Female 17
Most of them weren`t even complete sentences.
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Female 86
kinda crappy but some of em where funny
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Female 782
crappy.
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Female 90
Not very funny, and this is coming from someone who typically likes geeky/nerdy jokes and thinks "sucks to your assmar!" is a hilarious comeback. Most of them aren`t even sentences, they`re sentence fragments or simply people with last names that serve as verbs.

Jadedmom, I agree, the "sticking a fork in my leg" comment is gold.

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Male 278
Buck Naked
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Female 140
lol , i will be using some of these!
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Female 239
Nothing says it better:
"Wow. I don’t mean to be rude – but I’m going to be. With a few honourable exceptions these are some of the lamest attempts at wit i’ve ever seen. Some depend so clumsily on mispronounciations, tenuous and laboured puns, parentheses, additions and explanations that any cleverness has been drained right out. Many aren’t sentences. Some aren’t even peoples’ names, dammit. A lot have completely missed the point or don’t even make sense. Most are so utterly dull and weak they would shame Ned Flanders. If we’re ever (God forbid) at the same dinner party, you’ll recognise me: I’ll be the one drinking heavily and jabbing forks in my leg every time you speak.
I slap your mothers and so does Trigger."
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Male 14
dumb
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Male 608
I didn`t get it either my G`s. Was that supposed to be some obscure list of things slightly over ones head that yer supposed to be so "hip & cool" & know all about?!? Oil well...
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Male 2,519
Justin Case – or – Justin Time

this was not bad.

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Female 2,244
i love the "Andy:Dick" one.
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Female 93
in my opinion stupid. but it may be becasue i dont understand any of the ` jokes`
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Male 10,115
Link: Namely [Rate Link] - People whose names make a complete sentence.

:-)

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