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Date: 04/20/05 03:50 PM

32 Responses to Motorist`s nose broken by sausage

  1. Profile photo of Mr. Nobody
    Mr. Nobody Male 13-17
    12 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    Link: Motorist`s nose broken by sausage - This gets the award for most bizarre news story we`ve seen in a while.

    WTF?

  2. Profile photo of Mr. Nobody
    Mr. Nobody Male 13-17
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    April 20, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    I really do feel sorry for the guy who this happened to. But it is just funny imagining it.
  3. Profile photo of SoccerBrainy
    SoccerBrainy Female 13-17
    28 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    A sausage could break someone`s nose...?
  4. Profile photo of Rikushix
    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    wtf?
  5. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    Woah that`s weird.
  6. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    Big whoop.

    I got smacked in the face with a sausage every Sunday for four years back when I was an altar boy.

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    spilla62 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 4:41 pm
    that was funny headseed :D
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    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    We get smaked by frozen sausages all the time up here in canada.-

    Yet another stereotype perpratrated by Skywise :D

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    wotsitgizmo Female 30-39
    130 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 4:53 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA, that is so funny.
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    ITooAmBored Female 18-29
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    April 20, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    Bless me friend told me about this yesterday lol - didnt actually believe her
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    darksnightou Female 13-17
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    April 20, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    I wish I would have been there to see it. Even if it happened to me I would laugh my head off.
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    Lime_Jello Female 13-17
    13 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 6:42 pm
    A sausage? Okay...That`s just weird.

    A sausage...

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    mediawhore91 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 6:55 pm
    er, lime_jello, it was the SOUTH that lost
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 6:57 pm
    oh! that poor man! :-O
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    rockerbunny Female 18-29
    173 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    HA! That`s got to be the greatest thing I`ve heard all week.
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    Matth Male 18-29
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    April 20, 2005 at 7:14 pm
    That could only happen in UK.
  17. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 7:26 pm
    What?!?!
  18. Profile photo of Nerdzy
    Nerdzy Female 13-17
    72 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    Well it was frozen so it could have easily hurt
  19. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 8:49 pm
    Oh god. Not again. What will it take before human beings finally recognize the awesome dangers inherent in sausage?! Today, a nose, tomorrow...what? An eye?! Do we need to enter another era of pork-product fatalities before we finally learn?!?

    Lord help us, for we know not what we do. That`s all I can say.

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    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 10:03 pm
    where the heck did the sausage come from???
  21. Profile photo of ChickenMan
    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 10:07 pm
    ^^ another car, or someone one the street.

    I wonder how high that person was to say to his buddies, "Hey, lets go throw a frozen sausage at a car! Won`t THAT be fun!"

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    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 10:09 pm
    ok thx
  23. Profile photo of thegoat
    thegoat Male 18-29
    78 posts
    April 20, 2005 at 10:22 pm
    dude, that`s bad sausage karma.
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 6:42 am
    Police are now searching for for a white man, 5`10" dark hair, smells faintly of pork products... christ we used to throw snowballs at trucks but frozen sausages?!?!? What next? Armed robbery with a sirloin steak?
  25. Profile photo of nang-ninja
    nang-ninja Female 13-17
    153 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHAMEFULL MAN, STUPID IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! retard
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    sarifynna Female 18-29
    157 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 6:32 pm
    alright, now who throws a sausage, honestly?
  27. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 6:52 pm
    haha- once someone threw a football at my husband (this was before I knew him) and hit hin right in the face- he almost drove off the road but luckily his friends caught the steering whell in time. When they asked him what hit him, he claimed it was a duck... So it became a big joke between all of us.
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 9:39 pm
    This is why you shouldn`t throw junk out of your car window.
  29. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 10:12 pm
    Ok, jokes aside, whoever did it is one sick twisted SOB. You don`t throw a frozen sausage *against* traffic without knowing full well what it could and likely will do, once it connects. A regular thawed sausage would not only have been more harmless, but a lot funnier too.

    The UK is a disturbingly angry, hateful little place lately.

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    SamoDaJerbal Male 13-17
    526 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 1:18 am
    rofl my waffles!
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    jilly_poo Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 26, 2005 at 11:01 am
    My nose was broken by a FROZEN rump rost.
  32. Profile photo of southpaw101
    southpaw101 Male 13-17
    160 posts
    May 28, 2006 at 3:01 pm
    Omg i actually remeber this i couldn`t stop laughing and the news papers had a fit i think "the sun"`s was banger bash *somthing* *somthing*. saw it on "have i got news for you" that program rules

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