Motorist`s nose broken by sausage

Submitted by: Mr. Nobody 12 years ago in
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/essex/4458941.stm

This gets the award for most bizarre news story we"ve seen in a while.
There are 32 comments:
Male 160
Omg i actually remeber this i couldn`t stop laughing and the news papers had a fit i think "the sun"`s was banger bash *somthing* *somthing*. saw it on "have i got news for you" that program rules
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Female 43
My nose was broken by a FROZEN rump rost.
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Male 526
rofl my waffles!
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Male 951
Ok, jokes aside, whoever did it is one sick twisted SOB. You don`t throw a frozen sausage *against* traffic without knowing full well what it could and likely will do, once it connects. A regular thawed sausage would not only have been more harmless, but a lot funnier too.

The UK is a disturbingly angry, hateful little place lately.

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Female 673
This is why you shouldn`t throw junk out of your car window.
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Female 809
haha- once someone threw a football at my husband (this was before I knew him) and hit hin right in the face- he almost drove off the road but luckily his friends caught the steering whell in time. When they asked him what hit him, he claimed it was a duck... So it became a big joke between all of us.
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Female 157
alright, now who throws a sausage, honestly?
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Female 153
DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHAMEFULL MAN, STUPID IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! retard
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Male 904
Police are now searching for for a white man, 5`10" dark hair, smells faintly of pork products... christ we used to throw snowballs at trucks but frozen sausages?!?!? What next? Armed robbery with a sirloin steak?
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Male 78
dude, that`s bad sausage karma.
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Male 181
ok thx
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Male 250
^^ another car, or someone one the street.

I wonder how high that person was to say to his buddies, "Hey, lets go throw a frozen sausage at a car! Won`t THAT be fun!"

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Male 181
where the heck did the sausage come from???
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Male 951
Oh god. Not again. What will it take before human beings finally recognize the awesome dangers inherent in sausage?! Today, a nose, tomorrow...what? An eye?! Do we need to enter another era of pork-product fatalities before we finally learn?!?

Lord help us, for we know not what we do. That`s all I can say.

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Female 72
Well it was frozen so it could have easily hurt
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Female 785
What?!?!
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Male 10
That could only happen in UK.
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Female 173
HA! That`s got to be the greatest thing I`ve heard all week.
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Female 379
oh! that poor man! :-O
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Male 134
er, lime_jello, it was the SOUTH that lost
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Female 13
A sausage? Okay...That`s just weird.

A sausage...

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Female 9
I wish I would have been there to see it. Even if it happened to me I would laugh my head off.
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Female 45
Bless me friend told me about this yesterday lol - didnt actually believe her
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Female 130
HAHAHAHAHA, that is so funny.
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Male 440
We get smaked by frozen sausages all the time up here in canada.-

Yet another stereotype perpratrated by Skywise :D

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Female 128
that was funny headseed :D
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Male 370
Big whoop.

I got smacked in the face with a sausage every Sunday for four years back when I was an altar boy.

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Male 578
Woah that`s weird.
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Male 577
wtf?
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Female 28
A sausage could break someone`s nose...?
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Male 12
I really do feel sorry for the guy who this happened to. But it is just funny imagining it.
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Male 12
Link: Motorist`s nose broken by sausage [Rate Link] - This gets the award for most bizarre news story we`ve seen in a while.

WTF?

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