Britney`s letter to the tabloids

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in
http://www.britneyspears.com/letters-item.php?item=050330

Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars?
There are 30 comments:
Female 211
I don`t understand what message that letter was trying to convey.
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Female 128
Ya, I did hear she was good...from lots of people!
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Female 992
Lol...kinda funny.....
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Male 176
Ya, your mom`s tongue. And she`s good...ohhhh ya lick it.
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Female 128
Shaggy has something stuck up his arse!
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Male 357
shaggyR, do you have an obsession with mrs federline? seems lile it, i think that we should go with tonepoet on this one. she sucks, her music sucks, and frankly im tired of hearing about her. ooh and shaggyR, who would want to sell out a concert to 13 yearolds anyways? im with akito on this, she stepped into the spotlight, therefor she has to deal with all the attention.
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Female 2,244
I couldn`t care less about celebrity gossip, but it must suck to have a bunch of lies said about you. But..have to expect it..
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Female 344
Shaggy, i`m not even out of highschool. I plan to pursue my dreams. Britney spears was probably okay until she bought into the whole `Diva` act, whining about being famous and boo-hoo the tabloids are after her, and GUESS WHAT BITCH YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE- I mean, uh...

That said, shut up.

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Male 176
...ievable.
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Male 176
In the amount of time it took you idiots to write those responses, Britney Spears made more money than you will in your pathetic lifetime.

She won many singing competitions growing up, including several wins on "Star Search". How many National competitions have you won? In anything? None? Didn`t think so.

She announces that she will appear somewhere and 50,000 people buy tickets in about 4 minutes. Sold out stadium in 4 minutes. How many people would come to see you perform? Perform anything...whatever you think your best talent is. My guess is you couldn`t get 10 people to come for free, let alone pay hundreds of dollars to watch.

Remind me again why she is an idiot and you are so much better?

Take a look at yourself. Sitting there at your monitor. Never had the guts to pursue your dreams did you? Nope. Easier to sit there and waste your life away staring at your screen.
And YOU make comments on a public forum about a multi-million dollar woman? Unbel

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Female 107
I`m surprised she knows what stream of consciousness is.
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Male 422
If she paid someone to write this for her, I hope there was a refund clause -- that`s all I`m sayin`.
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Female 1,403
She got herself into it so she should just suck it up jesus!
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Female 156
<sarcasm>
Aww someone nees a hug.
</sarcasm>
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Male 108
Boo hoo! Poor little rich girl...
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Female 157
i dont get it... |-(
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Female 37
When I was in the third grade I wrote more clearly. I knew she wasn`t a genius, but it`s almost shocking she`s that... illiterate!
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Male 56
Makes you seriously wonder what kind of advice she`s getting. With all her money, you`d think she`d be able to pay for some half decent PR counsel. Any PR person with an ounce of sense would have told her that this was an insanely bad idea.

If you really want to fuel a tabloid obsession, the best thing to do is to slap them in the face like this and tell them how mean and spiteful they are - they`re going to dine out on that little feast for months now. Excellent work, you silly, silly, pointless little girl.

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Female 394
doesn`t make sense.
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Female 128
True.....well if her agent helped her, they`re just as dumb. Either way, she`s a retarded ho!
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Male 35
@juice: Of course it doesn`t make a whole lot of sense. What probably happened was, that Mrs. Spears wrote something down, her Agent read it, said "Britney, you`re one stupid ho`. Let me at least spruce up the letter so it seems that your IQ is 80 you dumb poo!" ... or so the legend goes ;)
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Female 172
Good job Britney, now no one will ever pick on you again.

Dumbass.

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Female 128
I don`t think someone wrote it for her, I think she wrote it. If you really read it, it makes no sense. It`s very confusing. She is so dumb!
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Male 206
Four little letters for Ms. Spears:

s-t-f-u

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Female 782
she paid someone to write that for her.
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Male 422
You know she wrote a book a few years ago? ...With HER MOM??? It`s called "A Mother`s Gift," and it`s all about a rural southern girl who goes off to fame and fortune as a beautiful singer, while her high school friends are stuck in hicksville getting knocked up and doing dead-end jobs. ...Oh, and it`s quite possibly THE worst book ever written.
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Female 519
Yeah, I read this about a week ago. It`s pathetic that the thinks it`s actually gonna do something..
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Male 35
That letter was stupid. Even worse is the fact, that she had it written for her. If she had written it, it would sound something like: "Hay, y`all. Y`all are being mean and stuff". Britney is a dumb bitch that certainly is not able to formulate a sentence á la "I fear the latter" :)
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Male 114
Britney Spear`s music and life is not interesting enough to warrant time. She should do porn, that`s all, because calling her anything musical is a lie. Someone should proofread her writings for lack of thought imagination. In 5 years, she will be just like the Spice Girls (who? oh, I remember, the new `Beatles`). What a joke.
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Male 10,115
Link: Britney`s letter to the tabloids [Rate Link] - Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars?

At least we can still read People!

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