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Date: 04/22/05 08:05 AM

39 Responses to A Mens Room Monologue

  1. Profile photo of Lou Two
    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 8:05 am
    Link: A Mens Room Monologue - Discover the hidden inconveniances behind the Mens Room door

    Really quite funny

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    pysco_chick Female 13-17
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    April 22, 2005 at 11:11 am
    LOL some of those apply to the ladies bathroom to.
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    kellyc Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 12:32 pm
    pretty funny:-D
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    Torezero Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2005 at 12:51 pm
    and i always thought i had an irrational fear of restrooms...
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    thechef Male 18-29
    77 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    what a cry baby.
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    ninja_mut Male 18-29
    185 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 1:41 pm
    Eh, its true but that wasnt very funny.
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    HeyLookAtHer Female 13-17
    782 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    the toilet papaer thing is so true..except i h8 it when uve done your `thang` and u realise theres no paper and u have 2 ask the stranger nxt door 4 some
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    focuspocus Male 18-29
    22 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 1:57 pm
    true but not executed well - coulda been funnier
  9. Profile photo of Mr. Nobody
    Mr. Nobody Male 13-17
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    April 22, 2005 at 3:40 pm
    Nice, so true.
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 4:33 pm
    It makes one wonders if that old urban legend is true...that you can get crabs from a public toilet seat...Hummm...In Hamburg they call them "Sailors on the mast"!...
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 4:38 pm
    Men will never know this bathroom wrath... I hate it when some woman has to take care of a certain monthly problem in public and leaves the sanitary napkin sticking out of the little box in the stall!!! I think that`s the worst of them all!!!!
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    DeathScythe/ Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    This is completely correct! Every public toilet I go into is like this. Especially the hand dryer thing. They just don`t dry your hands. Oh, and I hate as much as hell the `push` taps... this is so true and funny it gets top rating.
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    Ekips Female 18-29
    37 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    very good animation...
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    I_like_quiz Male 18-29
    331 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 4:58 pm
    Aww he never mentioned somone stupid taking a crap in the urinal! thats a key to why i hate public restrooms!
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    MM Freak Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    aaahh, yes the bathroom
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    WheelofTime Female 18-29
    127 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 5:45 pm
    I thought it was funny and very true... most of these thing apply to womens restrooms too. It`s nice to see that I am not the only one who is annoyed and a little afraid of public bathrooms.
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    Ledatru Male 18-29
    55 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 7:24 pm
    Haha great animation; funny and true. "Because they think people aren`t strong enough to rip thin paper"
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    look215 Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    What really angers me is the people who talk in the washroom, I automaticly tense up and have a hard time going . but my schools washroom is the worst , people turn the lights off when your in the stall, ugh and like today someone just completly messed up the washroom toilet paper, papertowels and feces included.
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    chirths_fate Male 18-29
    385 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 7:53 pm
    ZzZzZ we need some one saying to use to fear restrooms?
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    laughmaker44 Male 13-17
    362 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 8:02 pm
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    voodoowild22 Female 18-29
    138 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 8:57 pm
    That was hilarious! Wow do guys really bring their daughters in there?
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2005 at 10:09 pm
    heh. so true.
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 10:28 pm
    Not that bad, I agree with the hand drayer and the sink thing. Drives me nuts.
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    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 10:33 pm
    that was awesome.
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    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    voodoowild22, i`ve seen women taking their sons in there .... and he stuck his head inside the stall while i was using it .....
    They are all so true, so true. XD
    I hate it when a group of girls gather and talk in the bathrooms, when i walk in they look at me as if i was an intruder or something. Hello, you use the bathroom to urinate, not to chat!
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    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    April 22, 2005 at 11:52 pm
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    I_like_quiz Male 18-29
    331 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 12:17 am
    Wow gtran77, i agree, so deep in your words! :->
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 12:55 am
    yeah he has the bathroom nailed down pretty good. thing that he missed, bathrooms are made by midgets. i say this with reguard ro the hand dryer and sink. those things are never more than two and a half feet off the ground, im 6`6", how in the world am i supposed to make use of them? and another thing, anyone ever been stuck on the midget urinal? you know the one that is lower than the rest? hate that, you go in to relive yourself, and the only thing avalible is the urinal that you feel you need to be on your knees to use. public rest rooms suck! ooh and ever notice how restrooms are always built so that you have to pull them open, instead of push when you leave. this makes you face the delimma of grabing the handle, which invalidates the reason that you wash your hands in the first place. now you have germs from the 40 rednecks that used the restroom before you, you know the ones that dont wash their hands.
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    claire1988 Male 70 & Over
    207 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 6:38 am
    The stallcelltalking one`s true for the girls too. I`ve heard ladies telling their friends that their changing their pads and it`s the heavy flow time. Haha.
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    amyroolz Female 13-17
    36 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 7:28 am
    so tru but cudda bin funnier!
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    Tomahawk Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    hahaha,so fun - loved it ;D
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    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    hahahaha i new view of the subject
  33. Profile photo of hamptonfan2
    hamptonfan2 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 6:14 pm
    made me laugh out time at my school i was in the middle of going and this odd kid turned the light off and it was pitch accidents though, thank god
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 11:01 pm drating true
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    April 23, 2005 at 11:03 pm
    the one thing they didnt mention was the stupid automatic paper towel dispensers
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    miss_ducky Female 18-29
    1 post
    April 23, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    flippin funny! i loved it!:-)
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    eddlvnv Male 13-17
    37 posts
    April 24, 2005 at 11:33 pm
    not working
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    Manicstoive Male 18-29
    904 posts
    April 25, 2005 at 9:07 am
    Wouldn`t work - summat about bandwidth being stolen lol sugaman though - I`m 6`4" and get the same prob and surely the cubicals are only built for children or anorexics. I`m very broad sholdered and its the same every time. all urinals in use. into the cubical. zip. flop BANG! CHRIST I`VE FRACTURED MY ELBOWS. AND PISSED ON MY SHOES"
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    freakyppl Female 18-29
    395 posts
    February 19, 2006 at 3:20 pm
    just click the link on that thing of the orginal website and it works fine.
    I must have missed the part about the ladies. I really liked it anyway though.

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