A Mens Room Monologue

Submitted by: Lou Two 12 years ago in Funny
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Discover the hidden inconveniances behind the Mens Room door
There are 39 comments:
Female 395
just click the link on that thing of the orginal website and it works fine.
I must have missed the part about the ladies. I really liked it anyway though.
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Male 904
Wouldn`t work - summat about bandwidth being stolen lol sugaman though - I`m 6`4" and get the same prob and surely the cubicals are only built for children or anorexics. I`m very broad sholdered and its the same every time. all urinals in use. into the cubical. zip. flop BANG! CHRIST I`VE FRACTURED MY ELBOWS. AND PISSED ON MY SHOES"
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Male 37
not working
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Female 1
flippin funny! i loved it!:-)
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Male 1,371
the one thing they didnt mention was the stupid automatic paper towel dispensers
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Male 1,371
hahahaha....so drating true
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Male 137
made me laugh out loud.....one time at my school i was in the middle of going and this odd kid turned the light off and it was pitch black....no accidents though, thank god
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Female 571
hahahaha i new view of the subject
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Female 107
hahaha,so fun - loved it ;D
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Female 36
so tru but cudda bin funnier!
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Male 207
The stallcelltalking one`s true for the girls too. I`ve heard ladies telling their friends that their changing their pads and it`s the heavy flow time. Haha.
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Male 357
yeah he has the bathroom nailed down pretty good. thing that he missed, bathrooms are made by midgets. i say this with reguard ro the hand dryer and sink. those things are never more than two and a half feet off the ground, im 6`6", how in the world am i supposed to make use of them? and another thing, anyone ever been stuck on the midget urinal? you know the one that is lower than the rest? hate that, you go in to relive yourself, and the only thing avalible is the urinal that you feel you need to be on your knees to use. public rest rooms suck! ooh and ever notice how restrooms are always built so that you have to pull them open, instead of push when you leave. this makes you face the delimma of grabing the handle, which invalidates the reason that you wash your hands in the first place. now you have germs from the 40 rednecks that used the restroom before you, you know the ones that dont wash their hands.
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Male 331
Wow gtran77, i agree, so deep in your words! :->
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Female 211
lol
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Female 412
voodoowild22, i`ve seen women taking their sons in there .... and he stuck his head inside the stall while i was using it .....
They are all so true, so true. XD
I hate it when a group of girls gather and talk in the bathrooms, when i walk in they look at me as if i was an intruder or something. Hello, you use the bathroom to urinate, not to chat!
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Female 163
that was awesome.
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Female 394
Not that bad, I agree with the hand drayer and the sink thing. Drives me nuts.
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Male 2,519
heh. so true.
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Female 138
That was hilarious! Wow do guys really bring their daughters in there?
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Male 361
Funny!
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Male 385
ZzZzZ we need some one saying to use to fear restrooms?
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Male 1,083
What really angers me is the people who talk in the washroom, I automaticly tense up and have a hard time going . but my schools washroom is the worst , people turn the lights off when your in the stall, ugh and like today someone just completly messed up the washroom toilet paper, papertowels and feces included.
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Male 55
Haha great animation; funny and true. "Because they think people aren`t strong enough to rip thin paper"
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Female 127
I thought it was funny and very true... most of these thing apply to womens restrooms too. It`s nice to see that I am not the only one who is annoyed and a little afraid of public bathrooms.
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Male 55
aaahh, yes the bathroom
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Male 331
Aww he never mentioned somone stupid taking a crap in the urinal! thats a key to why i hate public restrooms!
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Female 37
very good animation...
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Male 15
This is completely correct! Every public toilet I go into is like this. Especially the hand dryer thing. They just don`t dry your hands. Oh, and I hate as much as hell the `push` taps... this is so true and funny it gets top rating.
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Female 379
Men will never know this bathroom wrath... I hate it when some woman has to take care of a certain monthly problem in public and leaves the sanitary napkin sticking out of the little box in the stall!!! I think that`s the worst of them all!!!!
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Male 608
It makes one wonders if that old urban legend is true...that you can get crabs from a public toilet seat...Hummm...In Hamburg they call them "Sailors on the mast"!...
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Male 12
Nice, so true.
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Male 22
true but not executed well - coulda been funnier
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Female 782
the toilet papaer thing is so true..except i h8 it when uve done your `thang` and u realise theres no paper and u have 2 ask the stranger nxt door 4 some
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Male 185
Eh, its true but that wasnt very funny.
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Male 77
what a cry baby.
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Male 18
and i always thought i had an irrational fear of restrooms...
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Female 60
pretty funny:-D
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Female 220
LOL some of those apply to the ladies bathroom to.
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Male 1,033
Link: A Mens Room Monologue [Rate Link] - Discover the hidden inconveniances behind the Mens Room door

Really quite funny

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