White Trash Britney

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
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Some less than flattering pictures of Britney Spears.
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Female 1,944
lol look at the 5th one down!! l o freakin l!
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Female 132
argh. I remember back when she was singing the song "Lucky" I was the biggest fan. Then toxic came out. then this. What has she changed to?
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Male 278
britney cant even lick jessicas poo-hole
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Female 2,244
she looks normal, like everyone else...its a relief, really. but i wonder whats on her face in some of the pics, some gross white stuff..
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Male 422
Hey, Bedlams? I *TEACH* at the University of Florida.
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Female 62
I can`t stand her but I dont think it is fair for people to expect celebrities to look great all the time. I almost any girl looks a lot worse without makeup than she does with it.
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Male 1,523
lol @ Fleth )-|
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Female 37
yeah theyre real......whats with that stuff on her face? I presume its skincare lotion, she should rub it in for heavens sake!!! I dont mind that she looks a bit scuzzy in those pics, we all do at times, admit it!!! Shes just young and human....and NO im not a fan.
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Female 30
I think the white stuff on her face is toothpaste,its supposed to make spots go down.Why she put it on in public I dont know,she must have known she would get her picture taken.
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Male 30
Some of those pics made me smile, esp the one of her crying in the car.
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Female 178
thereselfs=themselfs
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Female 178
i like her better knowing she`s human and not barbie..news flash people..even hot stars like brittany spears look awful sometimes. it just shows young girls that they don`t have to starve thereselfs and wear a ton of makeup..because in the end..we all look like poo
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Male 3
Something just went down...:-|
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Male 73
"Here`s the big secret about those pictures: EVERY girl from the south is exactly like that. I keep hearing from my northern friends about how lucky I am to live in a place with such beautiful girls, but when the snooze alarm goes off at 7:20 in the morning, every last one of them is fat, curdled and ugly. Every. Last. One."

You`ve obviously never been to the University of Florida.

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Female 115
As much money as she makes she SHOULD be donating to charities.
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Female 256
BEACHED WHALE AHOY!
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Female 41
she doesnt look that much worse than she did before, its just that shes not airbrushed or wearing a ton of make-up
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Female 57
some of em like the first one actually look ok, but im very shocked that britney smokes, i dont no any other singers appart from rock singes and male singers that do smoke.!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 181
who else heard about the 24 hour divorce?? and the ones of her on the balcony...turn around a little more. lolol
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Male 176
I don`t understand how anyone can hate Britney Spears. Here is a person who won countless singing competitions (including Star Search), proving that she has more talent than the average singer. She has also managed to make millions and millions of dollars, which is more than I can say for any of us. I saw an article one time that said Britney Spears has already donated more money to charity than most people earn in a lifetime. Think about that. How many people has she helped with that money.

It`s too easy to jump all over someone and use words like "hate" when you don`t even know them. You`ve never even met her, so what exactly is your problem?

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Female 93
Okay, honestly, I hate Britney, but I liked the photos. They showed that she`s a real person, not some barbie doll that`s 100% perfect and 110% fake. What those photos depict are the real her, when she`s not on stage or out in public. It doesn`t make me like her, but it shows that there`s something there besides that plastic singing head we see in the media. So what if she has acne and needs cream? So what is she`s not PERFECT?! Guess what? NO ONE IS! No girls have perfect skin or the perfect body, nor will any girl ever be perfect unless they get massive surgery.

I still hate her...

Oh... and niccole, Courty Love was never good in the first place. She never would have been famous if she hadn`t marryed Curt, who managed to shoot himself in the head with 4 times the leathal dose of heroine(Which would have KOed him in 10 seconds) in his system AND put the syringe back in the box after he tryed to divorse her. *Gasp*

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Female 785
Ugh! What was all that white crap on her face in that one pic? I can`t see it being acne cream. Aren`t you supposed to rub that in? Or at least put it on before bed? The one of her crying in the car made me laugh though. Go ahead an` call me mean, I know I am. But it reminded me of that thing Lucile Ball did on I love Lucy, the "WAAAHHH!" thing.
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Female 1,340
yeah those are her, make up and airbrushing can make an ugly drat look hot.
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Female 91
Yes, those are all her. Just goes to show what professional makeup artists, good lighting and lots of air brushing can do for someone. Its pretty bad when everyone gets so used to seeing someone look so "perfect" that when they see what they REALLY look like they suspect that its not even them. I feel sorry for little girls who feel bad that they "don`t look like her" when in reality, they probably do.
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Male 422
Here`s the big secret about those pictures: EVERY girl from the south is exactly like that. I keep hearing from my northern friends about how lucky I am to live in a place with such beautiful girls, but when the snooze alarm goes off at 7:20 in the morning, every last one of them is fat, curdled and ugly. Every. Last. One.
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Female 519
shes starting to remind me of courtney love..
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Male 207
Ew, her skin`s that bad?!
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Female 249
another girl gone to the dumps. and if i`m not wrong, lindsay is starting to be like her soon. all that boozeing and partying..
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Female 409
those are all real i`ve seen them all on tv and creditable magazines...she`s married now so she can look as sloppy and piggish as she wants...not that i`m defending her...she`s just really letting herself go and that fritz guy she`s married to will prolly leave her when she gets really nasty and stinkie like he left the other girl while she was preggers cuz she was prolly too big for him cuz of the baby weight.
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Male 3,060
because when i think of `the blunt truth` i think star!!!

(that`s for you, hkatee.)

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Female 229
...Damn. There goes *my* role model. (note the sarcasm)
I`d rather she look good. It`s somewhat disgusting now.
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Female 234
You know what, she looks like an average human being....just goes to show you that airbrushing can do wonders!
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Female 39
Those are ALL real. I`ve already seen them all in InTouch, Star, Us Weekly, etc. She`s obviously sick of trying to look good for everyone. This is a way for her to rebel. She`s gone from one extreme to the other to prove that she doesn`t have to please anyone or live the way she doesn`t want to. So what better way than to cut the makeup and nice clothes?
But I am 100% positive, those are ALL REAL.
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Female 224
I never realised how overly droopy her ears are.
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Male 979
didnt anyone watch the show celebritys without makeup on fox!?.... no one.. not even 1 person...
anyways it shows some of those pics in it, also a paparazzi guy gets screamed at by cher and he says " i couldnt have payed for that" lol
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Male 1,083
NOOOO!! I didnt like her singing, but she was hot . NOOO!!!!* Tear* Alpha_Omega I completly agree with you. But yeah at least there is a small group of women who still look hot after the 10 pounds of crap is gone
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Male 181
yeah, if you`ve even seen the movie "paperazzi"(however you spell it) it gives good examples of people trying to find dirt on celebs, i dunno if all of those were her, but some of them were, i have heard(only heard) that she smokes to make her voice rhaspy, who knows, i wouldn`t wanna be famous
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Female 379
Honestly though, even if I do hate Britney Spears, I would rather see celebrities being themselves then trying to be someone they`re not. I sure hope the paperatzzi (sp?) feel really good about what they do for a living, cause I know I couldn`t wake up everyday knowing I get paid to stalk people and interfere with their lives.
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Female 464
I`ve seen all those before. Pretty positive they`re real
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Male 3,060
too bad not all of those looked real. i can`t stand "musicians" with no talent.
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Male 17
Anyone that mainstream, i hate. Especially her, now that she has completly changed her persona, to being incredibly vulger. If your in her position at least have an opinion, she is just clay for her producers to mold. I was reading an article in Esquire with her husband and she starting talking about not trusting bush. Could have used that when ever she did that interview that was in Farenheight 9-11. Also she should go around showing that she actaully has a brain, to more then just the Esquire, instead of getting drunk and married and shooting videos in the nude!
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Female 29
i hate to say this, but i still like her..makes me feel better to know that she has worse skin than mine! lol..
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Female 353
Cause she`s someone`s ball and chain now.
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Male 1,407
I`m pretty sure all of those pictures are real. Britney Spears annoys me to no end.
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Female 189
the pictures of her face with all the white stuff and zits are gross, a lot of those look fake. celebrities i think would be really careful to go around with their face looking like that, with all the acne.
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Male 578
What happened to the days when britney was hot? *sigh*
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Female 128
She is really nasty...and so is her husband. Normally girls that are her age don`t have acne problems like she does, she is so gross!
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Female 2,035
Don`t dis Britney!!!

Naw. Im just joking. I dont like her. I seen some of these pictures before in Star.

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Female 50
they all looked like her. those pics have been on tv with britney topics.
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Female 552
some of those(the brunett ones)didnt look like her so what shes human cant look great all the damn time
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Male 135
Why people would waste their time to go searching the net for trailertrash inbred popstars is beyond me
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Female 184
yes she does smoke. interesting..
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Male 36
I am pretty sure that some of those are not her
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Male 200
Does Britney smoke?
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Male 10,115
Link: White Trash Britney [Rate Link] - Some less than flattering pictures of Britney Spears.

:-)

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