The Ten Commandments of College

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.wfu.edu/users/watkjk1/The%20Ten%20Commandments%20of%20College.htm

The rules every college student must follow.
There are 28 comments:
Female 302
AMEN TO THAT!
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Male 2,620
Ah, I can`t wait...
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Male 161
I did all 10, however, I also remember cramming for exams the night before. I guess:"God said: "thou shall cramm for the exams"" University was fun, work sucks
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Female 9
That was pretty funny. Loved the one about joining the clubs but they forgot to mention how many emails the club will send you.
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Female 394
Lol! Read it out loud to my bf, and he loved it! So I did I, but obviously it was geared more toward him, so...
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Female 37
well ive done about half of them so far this year...
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Male 357
lol that was good krispyk, these rules are the ones to live by
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Female 10
what a coincidence. you`re also not the only person lying about your sex life on the internet.
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Female 81
Wow, this makes me feel normal! I`m not the only college student having many random hook-ups!
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Female 10
that was ok. but you know what are really funny?
jokes.
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Female 210
I know I follow most of those.
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Female 379
Hallelujah, I believe!

This college student obeys every one of those 10 college commandments... and bloing`s other 3, and a couple others! :)

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Male 3,060
and the student said: Amen.
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Male 1,371
And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

rofl

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Female 73
oh how true...The life of a poor college student...and the afternoon nap is like a drug very addicting!
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Female 1,004
i thought it was going to be really corny and unfunny, but the captions under the rules were pretty hilarious.

oh that God...

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Female 156
LOL napping is fun in class!!
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Male 1,083
yeah naps are awsome.
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Male 67
XI: Thou shant leave college in four years. And the student asked the reason of this and God replied unto him: leaving college in four years is like leaving a party at 11:30...

XII: Thou shalt readily and eagerly appear in the first classes of term... only to lose interest and become too lazy to attend it afterwards...

XIII: Thou shalt copy notes, thou shant ever take notes, under any circumstances, for nothing displeaseth the Lord (and other students) more then a eager nerd. When asketh who then would make the notes that should be copieth, and thereby allowing his fellow students to pass. the Lord spoke again: the nerds shall. The student thought about this for a while, but concluded that the Lord works in mysterious ways...

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Male 50
lol, those people scare me.....
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Female 325
Even the mature college students, who know what their mission in the "establishment" is, need to forget sometimes. Lighten up. Estilopanama`s probably goin to bring-em-young, hence the wako-jako-picture.
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Male 50
Estilopanama is not a bright person. They are remaking the 10 commandments dude, thats why they are referring to God. It makes it funny, because when people read it (and understand it, unlike yourself) it is funny.
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Female 2,074
That`s more for the immature college student that forgets what his mission in that establishment is.
Also, I don`t like how they kept referring to God, because if some idiot is writing those guidelines, he should have referred to himself.
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Female 289
It`s sad because that is exactly how college is...except every second person you meet at the Catch..remember to wrap up boys and girls!! Then you`ll be fine
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Female 32
That actually read like a run down of my life...I love being a student!
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Male 1,523
Can`t wait till college. :D
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Female 15
pretty damn funny!! gave it a 3
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Male 10,115
Link: The Ten Commandments of College [Rate Link] - The rules every college student must follow.

:-)

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