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Date: 03/30/05 03:59 AM

28 Responses to The Ten Commandments of College

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 2:00 am
    Link: The Ten Commandments of College - The rules every college student must follow.

    :-)

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    _cucumber_ Female 13-17
    15 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:06 am
    pretty damn funny!! gave it a 3
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:10 am
    Can`t wait till college. :D
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    lekha85 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:57 am
    That actually read like a run down of my life...I love being a student!
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 8:39 am
    It`s sad because that is exactly how college is...except every second person you meet at the Catch..remember to wrap up boys and girls!! Then you`ll be fine
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 10:06 am
    That`s more for the immature college student that forgets what his mission in that establishment is.
    Also, I don`t like how they kept referring to God, because if some idiot is writing those guidelines, he should have referred to himself.
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    xbomber08 Male 13-17
    50 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 10:21 am
    Estilopanama is not a bright person. They are remaking the 10 commandments dude, thats why they are referring to God. It makes it funny, because when people read it (and understand it, unlike yourself) it is funny.
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 11:18 am
    Even the mature college students, who know what their mission in the "establishment" is, need to forget sometimes. Lighten up. Estilopanama`s probably goin to bring-em-young, hence the wako-jako-picture.
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    xbomber08 Male 13-17
    50 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    lol, those people scare me.....
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    Bloing Male 18-29
    67 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 1:25 pm
    XI: Thou shant leave college in four years. And the student asked the reason of this and God replied unto him: leaving college in four years is like leaving a party at 11:30...

    XII: Thou shalt readily and eagerly appear in the first classes of term... only to lose interest and become too lazy to attend it afterwards...

    XIII: Thou shalt copy notes, thou shant ever take notes, under any circumstances, for nothing displeaseth the Lord (and other students) more then a eager nerd. When asketh who then would make the notes that should be copieth, and thereby allowing his fellow students to pass. the Lord spoke again: the nerds shall. The student thought about this for a while, but concluded that the Lord works in mysterious ways...

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 2:34 pm
    yeah naps are awsome.
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    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    LOL napping is fun in class!!
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 5:18 pm
    i thought it was going to be really corny and unfunny, but the captions under the rules were pretty hilarious.

    oh that God...

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    nammers Female 18-29
    73 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 5:49 pm
    oh how true...The life of a poor college student...and the afternoon nap is like a drug very addicting!
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:24 pm
    And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

    rofl

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:30 pm
    and the student said: Amen.
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    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:38 pm
    Hallelujah, I believe!

    This college student obeys every one of those 10 college commandments... and bloing`s other 3, and a couple others! :)

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    Effigy Female 18-29
    210 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 6:45 pm
    I know I follow most of those.
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    krispyk Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    that was ok. but you know what are really funny?
    jokes.
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    DoYouWash Female 18-29
    81 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 7:49 pm
    Wow, this makes me feel normal! I`m not the only college student having many random hook-ups!
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    krispyk Female 18-29
    10 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 7:50 pm
    what a coincidence. you`re also not the only person lying about your sex life on the internet.
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 8:45 pm
    lol that was good krispyk, these rules are the ones to live by
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    Ekips Female 18-29
    37 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 8:54 pm
    well ive done about half of them so far this year...
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    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 9:43 pm
    Lol! Read it out loud to my bf, and he loved it! So I did I, but obviously it was geared more toward him, so...
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    sandraH757 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 11:02 pm
    That was pretty funny. Loved the one about joining the clubs but they forgot to mention how many emails the club will send you.
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    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 30, 2005 at 11:28 pm
    I did all 10, however, I also remember cramming for exams the night before. I guess:"God said: "thou shall cramm for the exams"" University was fun, work sucks
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    April 1, 2005 at 10:49 pm
    Ah, I can`t wait...
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 8, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    AMEN TO THAT!

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