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Date: 03/21/05 04:47 PM

31 Responses to The Alternative IQ Test

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    Link: The Alternative IQ Test - Just how smart are you really?

    :-)

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    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:56 pm
    "Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
    Every time
  3. Profile photo of DanteInferno
    DanteInferno Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    I got the same thing.
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    TheShiznit Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    Me 2
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    THECowboy Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    worked fine for me...
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    dragonlock Female 13-17
    32 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 5:19 pm
    Congratulations, you`re a bona fide dratwit. A chimpanzee with learning difficulties could get a better score than you. The sad thing is that you think your smart, and so gullible that you confuse other peoples pity for friendship. The only reason you`re still alive is because your animal instincts take president over your rational, or lack thereof. Central America is not Kansas. Job opportunities include janitor, Mc Donald’s cashier, dog walker, FBI agent.

    :-P

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    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:07 pm
    i got the invalid test thingamabobin
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:08 pm
    Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate.

    Yea, some of the answers are just wrong.

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    LordBaal Male 30-39
    3 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:19 pm
    The framing might be causing the problems. The answers aren`t wrong, click the "Display Stats" link to see the right answers ;)
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    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:28 pm
    Just how smart are you really?
    my grammarnazi alter ego has kicked in. i`m nearly done; i`ll post my results in a minute.
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    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)
    My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:41 pm
    41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

    Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.

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    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:42 pm
    41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

    Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.
    \
    I`m angry I`m smarter than this , this test is completly biased. ( sry if there is a double post)

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    boredguy123 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 7:05 pm
    THIS POO POPED UP "Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
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    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 7:52 pm
    stupid test
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    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    I`m average, according to this. :p Stupid.
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    eh4tf Female 13-17
    6 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:21 pm
    mine didnt work either
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    KitKat112 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    "Invalid Test ID, restarting test" for me..
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    Dollz Female 13-17
    3 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 9:18 pm
    If you realized that it`s supposed to be "invalid test ID" then you passed. If you`re still complaining about how the quiz didn`t work *BINGO!* I can`t believe you didn`t figure it out.
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    evilloner14 Female 13-17
    464 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

    Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.

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    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 11:18 pm
    81-100% (Estimated IQ 126 or higher)

    Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate.

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    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 12:01 am
    My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.
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    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 5:24 am
    41-60% average IQ
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    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 2:56 pm
    61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)
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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 5:17 pm
    It gave me 41-60% average IQ, although many of the answers are biased. They tried to be funny, and it didn`t work.
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    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 11:44 pm
    paying attention to what the question is asking and a little common sense helps.

    81-100% (Estimated IQ 126 or higher)

    Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate

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    celyna Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 27, 2005 at 8:05 pm
    61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)

    :-P

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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    April 4, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    Dolz is still dont get ya.I am only human for goodness sake!
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    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    July 8, 2005 at 4:50 pm
    61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)

    My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.

    Hehe =)

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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    December 26, 2005 at 5:17 pm
    what a dumbass some of the questions didn`t even add up
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    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    March 9, 2006 at 3:18 pm
    "Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
    Every time.

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