The Alternative IQ Test

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Quizzes
http://www.mediabox101.com/index.php?option=com_quiz&task=user_tst_shw&Itemid=192&tid=4

Just how smart are you really?
There are 31 comments:
Female 439
"Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
Every time.
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Female 727
what a dumbass some of the questions didn`t even add up
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Female 80
61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)

My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.

Hehe =)

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Female 755
Dolz is still dont get ya.I am only human for goodness sake!
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Female 52
61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)

:-P

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Female 208
paying attention to what the question is asking and a little common sense helps.

81-100% (Estimated IQ 126 or higher)

Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate

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Male 372
It gave me 41-60% average IQ, although many of the answers are biased. They tried to be funny, and it didn`t work.
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Male 338
61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)
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Female 1,018
41-60% average IQ
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Female 163
My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.
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Female 115
81-100% (Estimated IQ 126 or higher)

Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate.

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Female 464
41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.

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Female 3
If you realized that it`s supposed to be "invalid test ID" then you passed. If you`re still complaining about how the quiz didn`t work *BINGO!* I can`t believe you didn`t figure it out.
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Female 33
"Invalid Test ID, restarting test" for me..
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Female 6
mine didnt work either
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Female 253
I`m average, according to this. :p Stupid.
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Female 519
stupid test
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Male 134
THIS POO POPED UP "Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
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Male 1,083
41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.
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I`m angry I`m smarter than this , this test is completly biased. ( sry if there is a double post)

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Male 1,083
41-60% (Estimated IQ 91-110)

Average. You`re not a total dip poo, but you`re not exactly likely to win the Nobel Prize any time soon. Were you dropped on the head at birth, or do you live in an area with an uncommonly high mercury to water rating? When was the last time you read a book, third grade? You were probably very popular at school due to your uncanny ability to appeal to the lowest common denominator. You`re probably also very good at sports, whilst the most important muscle in your body might be a pathetically atrophied pile of grey goop, it at least leaves room for other areas to develop. Suggested career paths include football player, CIA agent, or newscaster.

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Female 406
61-80% (Estimated IQ 111-125)
My, my, we are a clever little bee aren`t we? Ok, ok, don`t get too full of yourself, you`ve still only scored a little above average. Even making it to the top twenty five percent doesn`t mean you`re smart, it just means you`re not quite as dumb as the other seventy five percent moronic majority; so stop feeling smug and have a smart drink, you need it. Start exercising that grey matter, you can`t get by on looks alone for the rest of your life. Prime career choices include policeman, judge, brain surgeon, actor, and governor of California.

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Female 406
Just how smart are you really?
my grammarnazi alter ego has kicked in. i`m nearly done; i`ll post my results in a minute.
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Male 3
The framing might be causing the problems. The answers aren`t wrong, click the "Display Stats" link to see the right answers ;)
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Female 325
Well done! It appears you do have a brain floating around in that grotesquely deformed skull of yors after all. Does it give you neck or backache trying to lug that thing around? Have you ever considered a trolley, so you can rest your head on it and push it along? Come on tell the truth, you cheated right? Either that or you`re channeling the ghost of Einstein. Unfortunately with great intelligence comes great loneliness, you`re probably as popular as a man on a diet of beans and cabbage stuck in an over crowded elevator. If you want to make friends, and have a social life take a leaf out of the presidents book, and dumb it down a bit; you`ll be way more popular. Who knows you might even get to loose your virginity. Preferred jobs include, whale hunter, merchant banker, marriage councilor, or liberal democrat presidential candidate.

Yea, some of the answers are just wrong.

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Female 409
i got the invalid test thingamabobin
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Female 32
Congratulations, you`re a bona fide dratwit. A chimpanzee with learning difficulties could get a better score than you. The sad thing is that you think your smart, and so gullible that you confuse other peoples pity for friendship. The only reason you`re still alive is because your animal instincts take president over your rational, or lack thereof. Central America is not Kansas. Job opportunities include janitor, Mc Donald’s cashier, dog walker, FBI agent.

:-P

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Male 6
worked fine for me...
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Male 13
Me 2
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Female 61
I got the same thing.
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Male 597
"Invalid Test Id Restarting Test"
Every time
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Male 10,115
Link: The Alternative IQ Test [Rate Link] - Just how smart are you really?

:-)

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