The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army

Submitted by: mariah2390 12 years ago in
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""Not allowed to get silicone breast implants."" ""I cannot arrest children for being rude.""
There are 26 comments:
Female 150
This was hilarious! :-D
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Male 2,620
Best one:

26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”

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Male 9
i herd my m8s usin dese da utha day wunderd where hed got em from
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Female 5
I loved this, the guy is very funny
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Female 4
THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!
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Male 9
OH MY GOD! i know this guy, i have hung out with him in real life!!! skippy quote "waffles are the perfect food, therefore the perfect clothing" (this said while disussing points of "waffle-tag".
skippy has also masterbated in front of minors...while wearing a clown suit. but if it helps his case any, he was really drunk and "didnt mean to..."...
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Male 1
This is who we really need for president! A no frills , up front straight shooting type that knows how to use diplomacy and honesty!!
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Female 992
I loved this!!!!!! Definately the best link I`ve seen on here in a while!!!
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Female 163
Who`s Skippy?
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Male 250
Those are freaking awesome!!!
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Male 2,034
this was on the "about skippy page"

Some amusing misconceptions I have found floating around the net:
1. Skippy is a woman.
Not exactly sure why. Interestingly enough, only Male Non-Commissioned Officers seem to make this mistake. One of them even sent me his picture, in case I wanted a boy friend. (Note: I don’t.)

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Male 90
im pritty sure it was a girl but idk some of them pointed to it being a girl.
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Female 47
*dies laughing*
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Male 1,083
the urine ones were fun, but yeah is this guy still in the army and is it a guy? IF he or she, is still in the army I would be surprised.
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Male 2,034
the "safety dance" and the "safety briefing" are not to be combined.
:D
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Male 132
awesome. i loved it.
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Male 263
seen it b4 but its still funni
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Female 1,004
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

:D

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Female 289
That`s really funny, but obviously the section he works for is a bit lienient. I`m in the Reserves, and though we have a good time, they can be real hard a$$es, still funny though :)
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Female 128
The dude has a good sense of humor, pretty funny!
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Male 11,740
This is sort of a repost. The last time it was 101 things, now it`s 213. Search for Skippy and you`ll find the link to the other one that was posted here. Some of them are good.
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Male 12
makes me wish i was in the army if only i wasn`t such a coward
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Female 368

LMAO, these are hilarious.

I especially liked:

7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.

31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.

79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

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Male 372
Hahahaha! I love this! Especially the metal references.
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Female 241
Heheheh, that was funny.
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Female 132
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