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Date: 03/16/05 10:14 PM

26 Responses to The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army

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    mariah2390 Female 50-59
    132 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 10:13 pm
    Link: The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army - ``Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.`` ``I cannot arrest children for being rude.``


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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 11:04 pm
    Heheheh, that was funny.
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    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 11:24 pm
    Hahahaha! I love this! Especially the metal references.
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    burnteffigy Female 18-29
    370 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 12:18 am

    LMAO, these are hilarious.

    I especially liked:

    7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

    16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.

    31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

    32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

    49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.

    79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.

    145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

    146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

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    GASPITSHIM Male 18-29
    12 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 5:17 am
    makes me wish i was in the army if only i wasn`t such a coward
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 10:03 am
    This is sort of a repost. The last time it was 101 things, now it`s 213. Search for Skippy and you`ll find the link to the other one that was posted here. Some of them are good.
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    juice7918 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 10:12 am
    The dude has a good sense of humor, pretty funny!
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    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 11:32 am
    That`s really funny, but obviously the section he works for is a bit lienient. I`m in the Reserves, and though we have a good time, they can be real hard a$$es, still funny though :)
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
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    March 17, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.


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    Dat1Rican Male 18-29
    263 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    seen it b4 but its still funni
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    workin4jesus Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    awesome. i loved it.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 7:13 pm
    the "safety dance" and the "safety briefing" are not to be combined.
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    look215 Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    the urine ones were fun, but yeah is this guy still in the army and is it a guy? IF he or she, is still in the army I would be surprised.
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    free_bird122 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 9:50 pm
    *dies laughing*
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    memorex1515 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 10:11 pm
    im pritty sure it was a girl but idk some of them pointed to it being a girl.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 10:14 pm
    this was on the "about skippy page"

    Some amusing misconceptions I have found floating around the net:
    1. Skippy is a woman.
    Not exactly sure why. Interestingly enough, only Male Non-Commissioned Officers seem to make this mistake. One of them even sent me his picture, in case I wanted a boy friend. (Note: I don’t.)

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    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 11:10 pm
    Those are freaking awesome!!!
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    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    March 18, 2005 at 12:07 am
    Who`s Skippy?
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    March 18, 2005 at 12:53 am
    I loved this!!!!!! Definately the best link I`ve seen on here in a while!!!
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    putercop Male 40-49
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    March 18, 2005 at 7:45 am
    This is who we really need for president! A no frills , up front straight shooting type that knows how to use diplomacy and honesty!!
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    xris24 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 18, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    OH MY GOD! i know this guy, i have hung out with him in real life!!! skippy quote "waffles are the perfect food, therefore the perfect clothing" (this said while disussing points of "waffle-tag".
    skippy has also masterbated in front of minors...while wearing a clown suit. but if it helps his case any, he was really drunk and "didnt mean to..."...
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    salaampaz Female 13-17
    4 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 3:21 pm
    THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!
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    Periwinkle4 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    I loved this, the guy is very funny
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    sk8insquirel Male 13-17
    9 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    i herd my m8s usin dese da utha day wunderd where hed got em from
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 11:35 pm
    Best one:

    26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”

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    porpoise Female 18-29
    150 posts
    April 9, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    This was hilarious! :-D

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