Sexy Gardener

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.string-emil.de/gartenarbeit.php

This one"s for the ladies. Don"t you wish he"d mow your lawn?
There are 50 comments:
Female 201
AHHH!!! MY EYES!!!! MY POOR LIL OL EYES!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!! ::sniff sniff:: i need a hug.... |-(
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Female 755
I like big men with less hair than i have.
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Female 1
HAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHA soo shexy
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Female 52
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!
I wish I were blind... Actually, I`m blind now...
X-(
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Female 158
Oh, gracious. He should be on Jackass.
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Female 256
if i saw that guy mowing my lawn id take out the shotgun and he`d be pickin lead out of his ass for the rest of his life!

note to self: do my own gardening never rely on the kindness of others

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Female 51
That`s wrong in more than three ways.
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Male 181
*says very quitely* the heck was that? and now im blind.did i just see that,i really didn`t wanna see that,y did i see that? o and think about and try to sleep tonight guys
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Female 394
Um...NO, thanks.
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Male 3,060
if i saw that thing on my lawn, i`d wait til he finished mowing before i shot him.
then the job is out of the way.
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Female 269
"You women are pigs"
Geez, Sammyfrank, you think -we`re- bad, go to the Anna Kournikova Tennis Shoes board. e.e
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Female 2
That was SEXY. :D
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Female 156
ewww!! gross now I`m disturbed
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Female 65
I think he`s HOT!!!!
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Female 273
oh my....
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Male 137
*faints* heaven help me....
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Female 201
Man I was eating!
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Female 11
That was disgusting. -_-; Anyone who thinks that he is sexy has to be blind.
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Female 211
mmm!!he was fit!!hahaa...joke.
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Male 1,030
You women are pigs
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Female 131
Tht is the most emotionally scaring thing i have ever witnessed. Gross!
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Female 42
don`t be hatin! that mofo is hella fine! lmao
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Female 20
i think the only positive thing about this is that he`ll end up with a good tan by the end of the summer
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Female 150
If you google `string emil` you can get a translation of the website. The other pages of his pictures are equally as disturbing. The youghert one takes the damn cake though. Ew.
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Female 129
oh my god. im blind!!!! shudders....
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Female 1,018
haha TEH sex!

o.O bleugh

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Female 1,004
hahahha oh godd, why did he have to turn around....
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Male 45
mum? why are my eyes bleeding?
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Female 552
lol oh leave him alone he thinks hes sexy in his own way i wonder who took the damn pic was they blind or just as unsexy as he is.
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Female 2,074
The thong is banging.

(*cough*)

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Male 127
Ugh Gosh! Yuck.
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Female 519
*nummy*

(sarcasm)

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Female 197
Oh dear Christ . . .

*Cocks gun against head*

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Female 353
i rather go for the Brawny Paper towel guy at least he has a nice ass
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Male 2,216
It`s Justin Hawkes from The Darkness! lol! Or a relative!
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Male 2,519
great. translations like this prove that Yoda had a great impact on human.
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Female 992
*rips eyes out and screams*
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Female 249
ARGH.. no way!!
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Female 163
Ew..I definitely would NOT want him around my house at all.
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Female 269
UGH. How dreadful.
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Female 1,397
Ah you gotta love online translations, crappy but meh; heres what the creepy guy said;

Also the garden work must be made and with a large lawn is very practical a lawn tractor!

With the hard work it so hot which I will simply undress must!!!

hahaha ^_^
I think that adds more salt open wounds. Funny stuff, bad mental images though.

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Female 74
Oooooo baby. Me likey. lmao
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Female 1,397
I am going to post a translation of what it is he is saying.
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Male 189
Please tell me I didn`t just see that. I did NOT need to see that. -commits scuicide-
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Female 1,397
lol, wasn`t this same german guy posted a while back wearing a pink speedo?
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Female 409
i agree with Yushi 100% that was completly gross!
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Female 412
IF I saw something like that on my lawn
I`ll shoot it within seconds! Ugh ...gonna get nightmares now ..
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Male 84
oh yeah. lol not
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Female 62
EWWW I didn`t wanna see all that
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Male 10,115
Link: Sexy Gardener [Rate Link] - This one`s for the ladies. Don`t you wish he`d mow your lawn?

LOL.

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