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Date: 03/20/05 11:48 PM

50 Responses to Sexy Gardener

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    Link: Sexy Gardener - This one`s for the ladies. Don`t you wish he`d mow your lawn?

    LOL.

  2. Profile photo of sally429
    sally429 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 11:57 pm
    EWWW I didn`t wanna see all that
  3. Profile photo of awhosea
    awhosea Male 13-17
    84 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 11:58 pm
    oh yeah. lol not
  4. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
    412 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:01 am
    IF I saw something like that on my lawn
    I`ll shoot it within seconds! Ugh ...gonna get nightmares now ..
  5. Profile photo of tiggergal
    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:09 am
    i agree with Yushi 100% that was completly gross!
  6. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:44 am
    lol, wasn`t this same german guy posted a while back wearing a pink speedo?
  7. Profile photo of reeallybored
    reeallybored Male 13-17
    189 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:46 am
    Please tell me I didn`t just see that. I did NOT need to see that. -commits scuicide-
  8. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:48 am
    I am going to post a translation of what it is he is saying.
  9. Profile photo of erss68
    erss68 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:50 am
    Oooooo baby. Me likey. lmao
  10. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:54 am
    Ah you gotta love online translations, crappy but meh; heres what the creepy guy said;

    Also the garden work must be made and with a large lawn is very practical a lawn tractor!

    With the hard work it so hot which I will simply undress must!!!

    hahaha ^_^
    I think that adds more salt open wounds. Funny stuff, bad mental images though.

  11. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:59 am
    UGH. How dreadful.
  12. Profile photo of sogeekishx
    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:03 am
    Ew..I definitely would NOT want him around my house at all.
  13. Profile photo of alpy_lost4gd
    alpy_lost4gd Female 18-29
    249 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 2:50 am
    ARGH.. no way!!
  14. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 2:54 am
    *rips eyes out and screams*
  15. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 3:41 am
    great. translations like this prove that Yoda had a great impact on human.
  16. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:52 am
    It`s Justin Hawkes from The Darkness! lol! Or a relative!
  17. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:25 am
    i rather go for the Brawny Paper towel guy at least he has a nice ass
  18. Profile photo of Foiled142
    Foiled142 Female 13-17
    197 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:09 am
    Oh dear Christ . . .

    *Cocks gun against head*

  19. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:45 am
    *nummy*

    (sarcasm)

  20. Profile photo of swiftd
    swiftd Male 13-17
    127 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 9:58 am
    Ugh Gosh! Yuck.
  21. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:00 am
    The thong is banging.

    (*cough*)

  22. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:26 am
    lol oh leave him alone he thinks hes sexy in his own way i wonder who took the damn pic was they blind or just as unsexy as he is.
  23. Profile photo of Neurotica
    Neurotica Male 18-29
    45 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:29 am
    mum? why are my eyes bleeding?
  24. Profile photo of eRiCaBot
    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:32 am
    hahahha oh godd, why did he have to turn around....
  25. Profile photo of +meep+
    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:59 am
    haha TEH sex!

    o.O bleugh

  26. Profile photo of Theresa626
    Theresa626 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 11:21 am
    oh my god. im blind!!!! shudders....
  27. Profile photo of HM7380
    HM7380 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:24 pm
    If you google `string emil` you can get a translation of the website. The other pages of his pictures are equally as disturbing. The youghert one takes the damn cake though. Ew.
  28. Profile photo of kcsgrl
    kcsgrl Female 18-29
    20 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    i think the only positive thing about this is that he`ll end up with a good tan by the end of the summer
  29. Profile photo of oig0il
    oig0il Female 18-29
    42 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    don`t be hatin! that mofo is hella fine! lmao
  30. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:24 pm
    Tht is the most emotionally scaring thing i have ever witnessed. Gross!
  31. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
    1030 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:27 pm
    You women are pigs
  32. Profile photo of lemar
    lemar Female 13-17
    211 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    mmm!!he was fit!!hahaa...joke.
  33. Profile photo of Umiko
    Umiko Female 18-29
    11 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 2:49 pm
    That was disgusting. -_-; Anyone who thinks that he is sexy has to be blind.
  34. Profile photo of tealcandtrip
    tealcandtrip Female 18-29
    201 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    Man I was eating!
  35. Profile photo of hamptonfan2
    hamptonfan2 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    *faints* heaven help me....
  36. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:40 pm
    oh my....
  37. Profile photo of johnnyjim
    johnnyjim Female 30-39
    65 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    I think he`s HOT!!!!
  38. Profile photo of tasha28
    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 5:19 pm
    ewww!! gross now I`m disturbed
  39. Profile photo of tifa
    tifa Female 13-17
    2 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 6:39 pm
    That was SEXY. :D
  40. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:34 pm
    "You women are pigs"
    Geez, Sammyfrank, you think -we`re- bad, go to the Anna Kournikova Tennis Shoes board. e.e
  41. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    if i saw that thing on my lawn, i`d wait til he finished mowing before i shot him.
    then the job is out of the way.
  42. Profile photo of MidniteWalkr
    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 10:31 pm
    Um...NO, thanks.
  43. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 2:23 am
    *says very quitely* the heck was that? and now im blind.did i just see that,i really didn`t wanna see that,y did i see that? o and think about and try to sleep tonight guys
  44. Profile photo of Kaddus
    Kaddus Female 18-29
    51 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 8:28 am
    That`s wrong in more than three ways.
  45. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 2:15 pm
    if i saw that guy mowing my lawn id take out the shotgun and he`d be pickin lead out of his ass for the rest of his life!

    note to self: do my own gardening never rely on the kindness of others

  46. Profile photo of IhatePAUL
    IhatePAUL Female 13-17
    158 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 2:51 am
    Oh, gracious. He should be on Jackass.
  47. Profile photo of celyna
    celyna Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 27, 2005 at 7:59 pm
    Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!
    I wish I were blind... Actually, I`m blind now...
    X-(
  48. Profile photo of ashleyst
    ashleyst Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 27, 2005 at 8:07 pm
    HAHHHAAAAHAHAHAHA soo shexy
  49. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    April 4, 2005 at 8:10 pm
    I like big men with less hair than i have.
  50. Profile photo of petle_13
    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    December 11, 2005 at 5:13 pm
    AHHH!!! MY EYES!!!! MY POOR LIL OL EYES!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!! ::sniff sniff:: i need a hug.... |-(

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