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Date: 03/15/05 06:59 AM

45 Responses to Pimp vs Karate Expert

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 10:56 pm
    Link: Pimp vs Karate Expert - Who will win in this epic battle?

    :-)

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    qcm Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 8:02 am
    Ha Ha Ha, that is so funny! It said he was filming a video for the POLICE inside, and it also said that the man that got hit was a PIMP. Police - Pimp, is it not illegal to be a pimp, why did the police not go outside and arrest him and his h0`s? Anyway, funny clip
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 8:41 am
    Absolutely hilarious. Now I gotta take karate lessons... so I can knock someone out like that. Bam.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 9:55 am
    Ha! That was really funny. Just one hit and he was down! I got to learn that karate now.
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    imreally11 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 9:58 am
    He probably deserved it.
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    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 10:01 am
    Karate expert or not, I think I could taken that pimp down when I was 13.
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    Ubermonkey Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 10:43 am
    It said in the film qcm that the "pimp" was hitting the lady, which is a crime. Also if you notice the karate guy hit the man first, the man did not throw a punch and got koncked out. Maybe that is also why the police did not arrest him.

    Side note you are a black belt karate expert and are teaching the cops how to swing your arms you have to register your hands a deadly weapons because you learn tactics such as stoping a persons heart as well as pinching nerve ending to stop them from moving.

    I would shocked if the "pimp" did not press charges for assult.

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    Ubermonkey Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 10:46 am
    But it was funny
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    jeeman Male 18-29
    17 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 10:52 am
    lol That was hilarious! Wish I could do the same...
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    jinexile Male 18-29
    141 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:00 am
    The guy was lucky the pimp didn`t have a gun.
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    Rich_in_VA Male 40-49
    110 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:21 am
    To knock somebody silly like that with one punch is impressive. In a way I feel sorry for the `pimp guy`, but in a way, it looks like he had it coming.
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    BedlamsBest Male 18-29
    73 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:27 am
    "I would shocked if the "pimp" did not press charges for assult."

    Wich would be dropped, as soon as the judge saw the video.

    "To knock somebody silly like that with one punch is impressive"

    Gotta love those pressure points. :-)

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    BedlamsBest Male 18-29
    73 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:30 am
    hahaha I just noticed the pimp`s pimpmobile the the background. What a hoopty. :-D
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    gaydan Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:59 am
    you have to check out www.dancave.blog-city.com it is the funniest site i have seen in ages.
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    Merlock Male 13-17
    11 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 1:00 pm
    Karate expert, yeah right. First off, there are *no* pressure points where he struck him. Second off, the strike was all arm, the only reason it did any damage at all is because it hit him in the head and was moving somewhat fast. The so called `Pimp`, is just extremely weak.

    The `expert` didn`t move mass into the strike at all, he could have made it exponentially more powerful, but it`s obvious he really doesn`t know what he`s doing. On top of that, he didn`t even rotate his hips into the strike since he wasn`t going to step into it to add momentum. The strike wasn`t on-line with the rest of his body, when you raise a backfist that high it loses too much power to be truly effective.

    All in all, it`s fairly clear that he really doesn`t know what he`s doing, and simply got his training from a local `McDojo`.

    The video paints him in an extremely accomplished light for basically backhanding someone in a manner anyone could perform.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 1:04 pm
    That pimp looked drunk or something, or at least was a big idiot... anyway, he deserved it tenfold.

    Merlock...this video was only for our own amusement, who ares about all the "technical" stuff going on?

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    Merlock Male 13-17
    11 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 1:10 pm
    I do, because it pisses me off how many people are being taught crap nowadays, and believe it actually works. I will not rest until I see *every* last National Karate and Metro Karate corrected.

    Granted, the stuff still is somewhat effective, about as effective on the whole as if you basically made up your own random stuff and trained it constantly, in that you would become more efficient/powerful at doing it the incorrect way. But authentic moves are *so* much better.

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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 1:14 pm
    HaHa! The pimp got pimp slaped!!!
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    Foxeh Female 18-29
    111 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 1:18 pm
    Heh, not the most impressive move I`ve ever seen but it did the job and that`s what`s important. It`s very different to be faced with a real life situation instead of a controlled one in a lesson. I learned a trick recently to disarm an opponent with a knife (it`s pretty much the only thing you can do if you`re unarmed yourself - never believe the movies) and it doesn`t look all that great, you certainly don`t look like a karate expert when performing it but as long as it`s done right it works fairly well (and I have the bruises to prove it!).
    In any case, kudos to the man who defended himself, whether he is a karate expert or not.
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    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 3:15 pm
    LOL I saw that! That was awesome!
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    lucas14350 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Good deal.

    Merlock... you`re an idiot. :-D

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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    gosh, i hate it when people over react.
    ah, the pimp was a moron. And the hoe was helping him out after he hit her? how nice?
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    imastar Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    what an idiot
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    Zooks Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 6:15 pm
    Actually, Merlock is sort of right. It was a simple backfist.. Probably just meant to stun him for a follow thru.. however, the Pimp got nailed in the temple and just dropped.

    "side note you are a black belt karate expert and are teaching the cops how to swing your arms you have to register your hands a deadly weapons because you learn tactics such as stoping a persons heart as well as pinching nerve ending to stop them from moving."

    Wrong. :\ Stop watching bad karate flics

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 6:58 pm
    merlock, stop taking things to seriously...perhaps he didn`t want to hurt the pimp- just stop him.

    zooks beat me to the other point i was going to make.

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    mc80a Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 7:18 pm
    Nothing very special about what he did, easy to critique. Yeah, he clearly isn`t some 7th dan superman out there. And no, probably not a pressure point.

    But you gonna mock him or insult him over what he did? The guy I`m sure knows what he`s doing far better than you do. I`ve taken a few martial arts for a few years, and what I saw was conceptually perfect, and that makes up for any style flaws.

    What were his intentions? Remove the pimp as a threat without seriously injuring him. Also, maintain his own safety and well-being. I`d say the officer did very well. Single strike, fast, straightforward, well-placed without overuse of force. He accomplished exactly what he wanted to do. Also, his loose demeanor as the pimp approached certainly seemed to lull his assailant into a false sense of security.

    He handled the situation and handled it well. Go critique someone during their advancement test, not when used practically.

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    Shankel Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    The moral of this story being, Pimpin ain`t easy.
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    boredguy123 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 9:04 pm
    cool i know good karate im a blue belt
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    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    cool i know good pimping im a gold chain
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    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 10:02 pm
    LOL That "pimp" deserved it. Merlock, don`t be so technical...almost anyone can punch/hit someone in the head hard enough and knock them out. It seemed to be a heavy blow, capable of knocking an idiot pimp out. :-D
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    Clamwacker Male 18-29
    49 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 11:43 pm
    Ubermonkey, show me one martial artist who can actually "stop your heart" with a strike, and I`ll show you a liar with no proof.

    There *might* be a couple of guys in Asia who could do something like that. There are none here in North America.

    But you`re right, if you hit a certain Dan in many martial arts, you are considered a deadly weapon.

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    chirths_fate Male 18-29
    385 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 1:41 am
    That guy who said, he would be shocked if he didnt press charge`s dude the "pimp" was hitting the chick, i would not press charge`s to if people around me hit a chick. (i would never hit a chick)
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    chirths_fate Male 18-29
    385 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 1:42 am
    If people around me seen,
    me hit a chick
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    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 2:31 am
    Get off your high horse, Merlock. No matter what a 16 year old thinks he knows about the clip, that man still took the guy out and left him stumbling around afterwards, so more power to him.
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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 12:16 pm
    Merlock = moron.
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    flaky Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 3:02 pm
    the pimp got served yo
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    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    LoL
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    Ubermonkey Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 7:04 pm
    It said in the film qcm that the "pimp" was hitting the lady, which is a crime. Also if you notice the karate guy hit the man first, the man did not throw a punch and got koncked out. Maybe that is also why the police did not arrest him.

    Side note you are a black belt karate expert and are teaching the cops how to swing your arms you have to register your hands a deadly weapons because you learn tactics such as stoping a persons heart as well as pinching nerve ending to stop them from moving.

    I would shocked if the "pimp" did not press charges for assult.

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    Ubermonkey Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 7:07 pm
    I have no clue why repeated again :S
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    WRECKANIZE Male 18-29
    57 posts
    March 17, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    yeah when i was scrolling down i thought that that was what i thought it was... i saw these B4 on a "worlds funniest police chases"
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    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    lmao the pimp got knocked the f*&k out lol...i have to share this with my friends
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    nang-ninja Female 13-17
    153 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    pimps SUCK
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    Whoa, that was weird.
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    isshinryu1 Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 28, 2005 at 2:38 pm
    I don`t really want to get to technical but the strike looks more like a hammerfist to me than a backfist, if you pause it you can see the his forearm muscle is still lateral with the ground so I think he probably hammerfisted him in the area right behind the jaw bone which Merlock should know is an easy knock out point. Second, the pimp was acting in a threatening manner so Lee was justified in acting preemptively to prevent his own injury. Last but not least, that whole registering your hands as weapons is an old fable. I have been a black belt for more than 3 years and never been required to register, nor have any of the blackbelts or masters I have trained with. Having said all that forget mechanics that was SWEET!!!!
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    September 4, 2005 at 9:40 pm
    what a cheap shirt he had..what.

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