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Date: 03/20/05 11:31 PM

68 Responses to Pet Shop Owner: Turtle Has Satan Image After Surviving Fire

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2005 at 11:31 pm
    Link: Pet Shop Owner: Turtle Has Satan Image After Surviving Fire - Yep.

    :-)

  2. Profile photo of claire1988
    claire1988 Male 70 & Over
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    March 20, 2005 at 11:35 pm
    Where? I can`t see it.
  3. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2005 at 11:38 pm
    I swear, buddy is still on vacation. 2 sites which require log in, 1 site that doesn`t work!
  4. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    "...the only animal to survive a fire at the shop has developed an image of Satan`s face on its shell."

    I didn`t know that turtles can suddenly `develop` an image of Satan on their shells. Odd.

  5. Profile photo of Osprey39
    Osprey39 Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 12:00 am
    So Satan apparently looks like King Koopa? Didn`t know that.
  6. Profile photo of Yushi
    Yushi Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 12:03 am
    ;_; Poor turtle, first it gets in a fire and then satan won`t get off his back...literally
  7. Profile photo of twisterberry
    twisterberry Female 18-29
    46 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 12:27 am
    I don`t see it. I see something that vaguely looks like a dinosaur face but that`s about it.
  8. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 12:42 am
    Aside from seeing satan, I think I also saw the not-so virgin mary getting laid by none other then Jesus chrsit himself. Wow the crap you see after straring hard enough. Its amazing.
  9. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 12:50 am
    Nature is weird like that...
  10. Profile photo of sogeekishx
    sogeekishx Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 1:07 am
    I didn`t see satan...?
  11. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:26 am
    ^ I barely did either. Use your imagination.
  12. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 2:52 am
    I wouldn`t have noticed it if they hadn`t pointed it out...
  13. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 3:35 am
    that`s satan?
  14. Profile photo of tjp1633
    tjp1633 Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 3:49 am
    i seen that on the news i think it`s a bunch of bull Sh*t
  15. Profile photo of obe
    obe Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 7:11 am
    what a sac of crap.
  16. Profile photo of Foiled142
    Foiled142 Female 13-17
    197 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:00 am
    Damn, some people have a good imagination to make something like that up.

    Notice they didn`t show us a picture of the turtle BEFORE the fire.

    Hmm . . .

  17. Profile photo of nickbrick
    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:30 am
    ^^^
    true
  18. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:38 am
    the turtle must have been burnt on his shell either way i didnt see satan but i did see santa in my coffee this morning geez i think satan has better things to do then sit around and think of ways to put his image on things lol damn we know you here look at the world......
  19. Profile photo of ngflaco
    ngflaco Male 18-29
    139 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:52 am
    oh wow. the mighty prince of darkness on a shell. hes hardcore. even if thats true, dont you think the king of evil could have done a little better than that? i mean.....ok.....whatever the face of satan on a shell. ok.
  20. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    March 21, 2005 at 11:09 am
    The image was of Barney, who is in actuality, Satan. So there you have it.
  21. Profile photo of Theresa626
    Theresa626 Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 11:26 am
    doesnt look like anything but a turtle to me
  22. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 1:19 pm
    blarg
  23. Profile photo of SammyFrank
    SammyFrank Male 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 1:39 pm
    I took a crap the other day and the loaf looked like George W. Bush. It`s going on eBay tommorrow.
  24. Profile photo of Umiko
    Umiko Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 2:03 pm
    I had no idea that Satan looked like King Koopa...
  25. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 4:37 pm
    looks more like a dragon
  26. Profile photo of GD_dookie
    GD_dookie Male 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 4:50 pm
    looks more like his NATURAL SHELL
  27. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    I thought it was cool how he looked like a dragon. Like haha dragon... fire... but I guess this lady thinks that if Satan chooses to show up anywhere it`s gonna be her turtle`s shell.
  28. Profile photo of tasha28
    tasha28 Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 5:21 pm
    It`s looks more like a dragon
  29. Profile photo of elkk
    elkk Female 18-29
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    March 21, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    if satan looks like turtle shell... than yeah, brilliant
  30. Profile photo of dramaqueenD
    dramaqueenD Female 13-17
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    March 21, 2005 at 6:40 pm
    what i`d like to know is how that makes the news...
  31. Profile photo of Boothvic
    Boothvic Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:30 pm
    It`s not really loading for me.
  32. Profile photo of Boothvic
    Boothvic Male 13-17
    59 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 8:30 pm
    Never mind.
  33. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    Heh. If I didn`t know the `image of satan` was supposed to be on there, I`d simply think that was a pretty shell.

    It kinda looks like something that would be on unreal tournament, doesn`t it?

  34. Profile photo of Tiggerbob
    Tiggerbob Male 30-39
    75 posts
    March 21, 2005 at 10:10 pm
    I thought it looked like one f*cken lucky turtle to me!
  35. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 6:49 pm
    that looked like king koopa to me guys
  36. Profile photo of Freakish90
    Freakish90 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    People overreact about the stupidest things. If satan wanted to leave a message, wouldn`t he make it a little more dramatic, instead of singing a turtle shell? If I were to leave a message, I would make sure it would be easy for people to notice it.
  37. Profile photo of Freakish90
    Freakish90 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 8:18 pm
    "This just in, an urgent message from a pet shop owner, it appears that a turtle in a pet shop fire has the image of satan on it`s back, I repeat, the turtle has a barely noticeable image of satan on it`s singed shell. Could this mean the end of the world? Find out tonight on the 6:00 news. Back to you Joel."
  38. Profile photo of Jovian
    Jovian Female 18-29
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    March 23, 2005 at 10:51 am
    xD That was kinda funny...If satan really looks like that I`m very dissapointed
  39. Profile photo of an8thg
    an8thg Female 30-39
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    May 25, 2005 at 7:58 am
    The turtle`s been through enough...they need to just leave it alone.
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