Pet Shop Owner: Turtle Has Satan Image After Surviving Fire

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago
http://www.local6.com/news/4298692/detail.html

Yep.
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Female 60
"dont mind me im just upping my post count!"

noob >->

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Male 107
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Male 107
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Male 394
i thought satan had a beard
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Male 83
dont mind me!!!!!!!!!!
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dont mind me im just u!
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dont mind me im just up!
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dont mind me im just uppin!
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Female 6
The turtle`s been through enough...they need to just leave it alone.
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Female 30
xD That was kinda funny...If satan really looks like that I`m very dissapointed
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Male 74
"This just in, an urgent message from a pet shop owner, it appears that a turtle in a pet shop fire has the image of satan on it`s back, I repeat, the turtle has a barely noticeable image of satan on it`s singed shell. Could this mean the end of the world? Find out tonight on the 6:00 news. Back to you Joel."
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Male 74
People overreact about the stupidest things. If satan wanted to leave a message, wouldn`t he make it a little more dramatic, instead of singing a turtle shell? If I were to leave a message, I would make sure it would be easy for people to notice it.
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Male 181
that looked like king koopa to me guys
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Male 75
I thought it looked like one f*cken lucky turtle to me!
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Female 269
Heh. If I didn`t know the `image of satan` was supposed to be on there, I`d simply think that was a pretty shell.

It kinda looks like something that would be on unreal tournament, doesn`t it?

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Male 59
Never mind.
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Male 59
It`s not really loading for me.
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Female 189
what i`d like to know is how that makes the news...
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Female 30
if satan looks like turtle shell... than yeah, brilliant
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Female 156
It`s looks more like a dragon
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Female 353
I thought it was cool how he looked like a dragon. Like haha dragon... fire... but I guess this lady thinks that if Satan chooses to show up anywhere it`s gonna be her turtle`s shell.
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Male 81
looks more like his NATURAL SHELL
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Female 273
looks more like a dragon
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Female 11
I had no idea that Satan looked like King Koopa...
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Male 1,030
I took a crap the other day and the loaf looked like George W. Bush. It`s going on eBay tommorrow.
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Female 519
blarg
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Female 129
doesnt look like anything but a turtle to me
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Male 11,740
The image was of Barney, who is in actuality, Satan. So there you have it.
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Male 139
oh wow. the mighty prince of darkness on a shell. hes hardcore. even if thats true, dont you think the king of evil could have done a little better than that? i mean.....ok.....whatever the face of satan on a shell. ok.
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Female 552
the turtle must have been burnt on his shell either way i didnt see satan but i did see santa in my coffee this morning geez i think satan has better things to do then sit around and think of ways to put his image on things lol damn we know you here look at the world......
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Male 797
^^^
true
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Female 197
Damn, some people have a good imagination to make something like that up.

Notice they didn`t show us a picture of the turtle BEFORE the fire.

Hmm . . .

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Female 99
what a sac of crap.
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Male 92
i seen that on the news i think it`s a bunch of bull Sh*t
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Male 2,519
that`s satan?
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Female 992
I wouldn`t have noticed it if they hadn`t pointed it out...
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Female 411
^ I barely did either. Use your imagination.
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Female 163
I didn`t see satan...?
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Female 411
Nature is weird like that...
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Female 1,397
Aside from seeing satan, I think I also saw the not-so virgin mary getting laid by none other then Jesus chrsit himself. Wow the crap you see after straring hard enough. Its amazing.
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Female 46
I don`t see it. I see something that vaguely looks like a dinosaur face but that`s about it.
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Female 412
;_; Poor turtle, first it gets in a fire and then satan won`t get off his back...literally
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Male 1,407
So Satan apparently looks like King Koopa? Didn`t know that.
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Female 2,074
"...the only animal to survive a fire at the shop has developed an image of Satan`s face on its shell."

I didn`t know that turtles can suddenly `develop` an image of Satan on their shells. Odd.

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Male 1,030
I swear, buddy is still on vacation. 2 sites which require log in, 1 site that doesn`t work!
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Male 207
Where? I can`t see it.
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Male 10,115