Microsft Paperclip Religion

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Misc
http://totl.net/Religion/

The beloved Microsoft Paperclip will help you find the right religion.
There are 44 comments:
Female 380
Melvyn. What`s Melvyn? It said I answered some questions I didn`t really answer. Crap.
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Male 468
ok the paperclip actually got mine right...
"You are `a jew`"
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Male 679
Wow, I got a serious one too... Unitarian-universalist.

Eh, close enough. :-P

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Male 47
it said i was "happy" and gave me a link to the weather channel
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Female 30
mine was pretty true. a metaphysical realist. damn. i wanted something funny :P
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Male 2
"you are a noob!" humph
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Male 2,216
I`m an optician apparantly!
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Male 170
The Jedi Knight one seems to have been taken out. Damn them. Damn them all :D Still had some people be one though, 1337ness. :D

I was amused by the ad though, that`s good abuse. I like that.

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Female 1,181
Jedi Knight? Those are like trekkies, right?
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Male 92
Jedi knight
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Female 755
im a celtic wikkan i think NOT!!
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Female 30
I am "wasting my time"

well... it got that right! But it was an interesting way to waste my time :P

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Female 115
It got mine wrong so I had to add Nondenominational
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Male 490
"Brainy Atheist".
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Female 136
i hate that paperclip
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Male 110
Haha, i added my own religion. "Seanathiast". You have to say yes to enjoying marijuana. Bwa ha ha! I added that question in there, too! Too fun.
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Female 107
I`m a "space cow."

Sounds about right.

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Male 96
Hmmm some odd questions....do I like the smell of slightly rotting peaches?......and I end up a Futant.......very odd but killed a few minutes 3/5
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Male 216
or no......
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Male 216
keep clicing yes amn there are some very odd questoins....
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Male 3,060
You are "a guillable twat who believes anything you`re taught in your stupid crappy church".

hmmmm....

not really...

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Male 146
It look`s like you`ve found the perfect match!

You are "murderer".

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Male 159
I got a stupid democrat. Man, screw that.
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Male 40
oh now im GOD!!
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Male 578
First I got "wait-and-see ist", then I got "agnostic deist". That sounds about right.
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Male 40
it sed i was pondering who all youe base belong to. :P
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Female 273
of course that`s my religion
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Male 14
"Anti-Clerical." Apparently I`m `opposed to organized religion having influence in politics and public life.`

Sure, why not.

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Female 368
Mine were really boring...I got:
You are "a something...".

And then I took it again and got:
You are "a follower of \".

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Female 440
You are "an educated Southern Baptist". That`s what I claim to be.

Um thats kinda weird becuase I didn`t believe it could really predict and whatnot.

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Female 45
Apparently i am a stupid democrat...it`s funny how a political party is now a religion..
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Female 37
I`m disturbed.....apparently
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Male 170
Jedi Knight Jedi Knight Jedi Knight!!!

I`m a Jedi Knight!!! :D :D :D

(I believe in The Force)

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Female 325
Did your god`s ashes get sent up in the space shuttle?
Is your belief system related to poker?
Have you ever pushed grandma down the stairs?
Do you know who all your base are belong to?
Do you beleive that only you exist and that everyone else is a figment of your imagination?
Do you enjoy virgin sacrifices?

You are "Gatekeeper of the Apocalypse".

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Female 211
it sed i woz a trashbag!i dont like it, questions stupid!
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Male 161
Most questions try to identify what wing of Christianity you belong to.
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Male 48
Can`t be all bad; it guessed I was an athiest.... it was right... although some of the questions were... odd.
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Female 2,035
You are "a rat loving, diviner of supernatural abilities with inbuilt repugnance of darth vader and all things war".

Ok then...

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Female 666
non den charisamatic which is close to what I am
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Male 11
i am woman? hahah thats kinda odd
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Female 1,004
...aaaand i got some random 16 year old`s webpage :s
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Male 797
You are "Eclectic Pagan Solitare Witch".

good, now i know what im doing with my life

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Male 388
It has an interesting concept... However, some people are jerks and add stupid questions and religions to the paperclip`s database
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Male 10,115
Link: Microsft Paperclip Religion [Rate Link] - The beloved Microsoft Paperclip will help you find the right religion.

I hate that paperclip.

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