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Date: 03/14/05 06:49 AM

44 Responses to Microsft Paperclip Religion

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 1:27 am
    Link: Microsft Paperclip Religion - The beloved Microsoft Paperclip will help you find the right religion.

    I hate that paperclip.

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    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 8:35 am
    It has an interesting concept... However, some people are jerks and add stupid questions and religions to the paperclip`s database
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    nickbrick Male 13-17
    797 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 9:04 am
    You are "Eclectic Pagan Solitare Witch".

    good, now i know what im doing with my life

  4. Profile photo of eRiCaBot
    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 10:27 am
    ...aaaand i got some random 16 year old`s webpage :s
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    kyle_01 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 11:39 am
    i am woman? hahah thats kinda odd
  6. Profile photo of valgal
    valgal Female 30-39
    666 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 11:54 am
    non den charisamatic which is close to what I am
  7. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    You are "a rat loving, diviner of supernatural abilities with inbuilt repugnance of darth vader and all things war".

    Ok then...

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    Thirran Male 18-29
    48 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 1:12 pm
    Can`t be all bad; it guessed I was an athiest.... it was right... although some of the questions were... odd.
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    gremos Male 18-29
    161 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 1:22 pm
    Most questions try to identify what wing of Christianity you belong to.
  10. Profile photo of fizzyk
    fizzyk Female 18-29
    211 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    it sed i woz a trashbag!i dont like it, questions stupid!
  11. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 1:48 pm
    Did your god`s ashes get sent up in the space shuttle?
    Is your belief system related to poker?
    Have you ever pushed grandma down the stairs?
    Do you know who all your base are belong to?
    Do you beleive that only you exist and that everyone else is a figment of your imagination?
    Do you enjoy virgin sacrifices?

    You are "Gatekeeper of the Apocalypse".

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    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 2:08 pm
    Jedi Knight Jedi Knight Jedi Knight!!!

    I`m a Jedi Knight!!! :D :D :D

    (I believe in The Force)

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    emo_queen Female 13-17
    37 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    I`m disturbed.....apparently
  14. Profile photo of LoathedMouse
    LoathedMouse Female 18-29
    45 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    Apparently i am a stupid democrat...it`s funny how a political party is now a religion..
  15. Profile photo of TurtleTurtle
    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    You are "an educated Southern Baptist". That`s what I claim to be.

    Um thats kinda weird becuase I didn`t believe it could really predict and whatnot.

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    burnteffigy Female 18-29
    370 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    Mine were really boring...I got:
    You are "a something...".

    And then I took it again and got:
    You are "a follower of \".

  17. Profile photo of Mossin
    Mossin Male 18-29
    14 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    "Anti-Clerical." Apparently I`m `opposed to organized religion having influence in politics and public life.`

    Sure, why not.

  18. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:17 pm
    of course that`s my religion
  19. Profile photo of dbzfan1000
    dbzfan1000 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    it sed i was pondering who all youe base belong to. :P
  20. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    First I got "wait-and-see ist", then I got "agnostic deist". That sounds about right.
  21. Profile photo of dbzfan1000
    dbzfan1000 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    oh now im GOD!!
  22. Profile photo of Caramonjulu
    Caramonjulu Male 13-17
    159 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:36 pm
    I got a stupid democrat. Man, screw that.
  23. Profile photo of Musteval
    Musteval Male 13-17
    146 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:41 pm
    It look`s like you`ve found the perfect match!

    You are "murderer".

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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    You are "a guillable twat who believes anything you`re taught in your stupid crappy church".

    hmmmm....

    not really...

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    arkanoid0 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    keep clicing yes amn there are some very odd questoins....
  26. Profile photo of arkanoid0
    arkanoid0 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 5:11 pm
    or no......
  27. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    Hmmm some odd questions....do I like the smell of slightly rotting peaches?......and I end up a Futant.......very odd but killed a few minutes 3/5
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    Minivanlover Female 18-29
    107 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 6:56 pm
    I`m a "space cow."

    Sounds about right.

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    KingSpade Male 18-29
    110 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 8:00 pm
    Haha, i added my own religion. "Seanathiast". You have to say yes to enjoying marijuana. Bwa ha ha! I added that question in there, too! Too fun.
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    imastar Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 8:36 pm
    i hate that paperclip
  31. Profile photo of Ragdrazi
    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    "Brainy Atheist".
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    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 11:01 pm
    It got mine wrong so I had to add Nondenominational
  33. Profile photo of swimminpixi
    swimminpixi Female 13-17
    30 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 11:29 pm
    I am "wasting my time"

    well... it got that right! But it was an interesting way to waste my time :P

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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 3:13 am
    im a celtic wikkan i think NOT!!
  35. Profile photo of tjp1633
    tjp1633 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 4:04 am
    Jedi knight
  36. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    Jedi Knight? Those are like trekkies, right?
  37. Profile photo of [DLM]Jimbo
    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    March 15, 2005 at 7:22 pm
    The Jedi Knight one seems to have been taken out. Damn them. Damn them all :D Still had some people be one though, 1337ness. :D

    I was amused by the ad though, that`s good abuse. I like that.

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 5:35 am
    I`m an optician apparantly!
  39. Profile photo of Zap
    Zap Male 13-17
    2 posts
    March 16, 2005 at 5:51 am
    "you are a noob!" humph
  40. Profile photo of elkk
    elkk Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:39 pm
    mine was pretty true. a metaphysical realist. damn. i wanted something funny :P
  41. Profile photo of MCpeepants
    MCpeepants Male 18-29
    47 posts
    March 31, 2005 at 12:59 am
    it said i was "happy" and gave me a link to the weather channel
  42. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    March 31, 2005 at 1:10 am
    Wow, I got a serious one too... Unitarian-universalist.

    Eh, close enough. :-P

  43. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    March 31, 2005 at 1:45 am
    ok the paperclip actually got mine right...
    "You are `a jew`"
  44. Profile photo of cheeseispunk
    cheeseispunk Female 13-17
    380 posts
    May 14, 2005 at 2:23 pm
    Melvyn. What`s Melvyn? It said I answered some questions I didn`t really answer. Crap.

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