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Date: 03/11/05 06:46 AM

8 Responses to Horoscopes for Heroin Addicts

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 10, 2005 at 11:46 pm
    Link: Horoscopes for Heroin Addicts - Astrological predictions for junkies


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    Baps Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 6:59 am
    Gemini/ You`ll experience a strong sence of deja vu when your new neihgbor asks If you`ll move to the kitchen sink on the other end of your apartment to puke while he and his family are eating their dinner.

    Tonight: call a long lost friend and hit him up for some cash.

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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 8:44 am
    This one is good. I was thinking of taking up heroin - this clinches it.
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 11:23 am
    Leo (July 23-August 22) Listen up Magellan: Everyone knows you’re a real fearless explorer in constant search for the ultimate high, but trust me, heroin and acid just don’t mix. Tonight: Sleep in the shower. Just trust us omg
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    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 3:53 pm
    omg...that is so sad...i`m gonna cry...not really...well...yeah...i`m a gemini so i guess i better go find that other
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    why are you guys posting your horoscopes? seriously. there`s a link to the site on this page. if we want to read your horoscope, we`ll obviously go to the site.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 11, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    Pisces (February 19 - March 20) People on the street just don’t seem to be buying the line that you need money for medical school fees. Try telling them it’s for new teeth instead. Tonight: Rebut your mother`s lectures by reminding her of her own addiction to Diet Pepsi
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    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    March 13, 2005 at 5:08 pm
    hahahaha thats good

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