Horoscopes for Heroin Addicts

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.newsmutiny.com/2-3/horoscopes.htm

Astrological predictions for junkies
There are 8 comments:
Female 571
hahahaha thats good
0
Reply
Female 2,035
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) People on the street just don’t seem to be buying the line that you need money for medical school fees. Try telling them it’s for new teeth instead. Tonight: Rebut your mother`s lectures by reminding her of her own addiction to Diet Pepsi
0
Reply
Male 3,060
why are you guys posting your horoscopes? seriously. there`s a link to the site on this page. if we want to read your horoscope, we`ll obviously go to the site.
0
Reply
Female 214
omg...that is so sad...i`m gonna cry...not really...well...yeah...i`m a gemini so i guess i better go find that other sink...lol...jk
0
Reply
Female 552
Leo (July 23-August 22) Listen up Magellan: Everyone knows you’re a real fearless explorer in constant search for the ultimate high, but trust me, heroin and acid just don’t mix. Tonight: Sleep in the shower. Just trust us omg
0
Reply
Female 1,181
This one is good. I was thinking of taking up heroin - this clinches it.
0
Reply
Female 30
Gemini/ You`ll experience a strong sence of deja vu when your new neihgbor asks If you`ll move to the kitchen sink on the other end of your apartment to puke while he and his family are eating their dinner.

Tonight: call a long lost friend and hit him up for some cash.

0
Reply
Male 10,115
Link: Horoscopes for Heroin Addicts [Rate Link] - Astrological predictions for junkies

:-)

0
Reply