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Category: Games
Date: 03/24/05 06:55 AM

60 Responses to Helena: The Game

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:56 am
    Link: Helena: The Game - This game has Atari 2600-like graphics, and is designed around the My Chemical Romance ``Helena`` Video.

    Surprisingly fun.

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    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 7:47 am
    Why does it keep asking me if I want to continue the game? Even when I seem to be doing everything right it only works for a few seconds before resetting.
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    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 8:26 am
    Graphics too good for an Atari 2600. It`s more like NES.
  4. Profile photo of Made
    Made Male 13-17
    356 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:00 am
    Fun, but hard. I took me like 10 tries to get to level 2.
  5. Profile photo of 12charsmax_
    12charsmax_ Female 13-17
    84 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:06 am
    how do you activate the pall bearers
  6. Profile photo of ainur
    ainur Male 18-29
    388 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:15 am
    just touch them
  7. Profile photo of atreyuslave
    atreyuslave Male 13-17
    5 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:29 am
    this game is damn retarded...it sucks balls
  8. Profile photo of xt69x
    xt69x Female 13-17
    21 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:29 am
    i only got to level 2
  9. Profile photo of 12charsmax_
    12charsmax_ Female 13-17
    84 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:40 am
    yay i did it!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. Profile photo of THECowboy
    THECowboy Male 18-29
    6 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 9:48 am
    ya, I quit when I got to the racing...
  11. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 10:40 am
    Ha ha!! I found this game so cute. Not great but still...Helena Bonham Carter looks damn sexy. *cough*
  12. Profile photo of lespaulgirl7
    lespaulgirl7 Female 13-17
    18 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 10:48 am
    trippy man, very trippy
  13. Profile photo of Lou Two
    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 11:14 am
    I love it when it goes all spy racer
  14. Profile photo of theconfused
    theconfused Male 18-29
    125 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:04 pm
    rubbish game......rubbish
  15. Profile photo of JpKllA
    JpKllA Male 13-17
    338 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:10 pm
    Easy...
    Score - 400
    Rank - Middle Undead Management (Middle Rank)
  16. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:15 pm
    Wow, I managed to beat it all first try...

    Score: 1890
    Rank: Totally Otherworldly Badass (Highest Rank!)

  17. Profile photo of Mat
    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:28 pm
    ...Why would you want email updates?
  18. Profile photo of Anim8ergrl
    Anim8ergrl Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:57 pm
    Cute game, but it`s hard, I could only get two of the pall bearers though.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 12:59 pm
    I stopped at the racing. Seriously lame.
  20. Profile photo of 3MM@
    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 2:09 pm
    i got bored and lost interest
  21. Profile photo of lemar
    lemar Female 13-17
    211 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 4:14 pm
    crap, hate the graphics, don`t know what im doing!
  22. Profile photo of p4nd4z
    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    eh it got kind of boring for me...
  23. Profile photo of Homer1234
    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    Lame
  24. Profile photo of dramaqueenD
    dramaqueenD Female 13-17
    189 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 5:10 pm
    pretty stupid game, very frusturating.
  25. Profile photo of garfieldt
    garfieldt Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 6:21 pm
    this is difficult
  26. Profile photo of Zooks
    Zooks Male 18-29
    164 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 8:00 pm
    Beat it
  27. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 8:39 pm
    You guys blame the game that it sucks when really its the gay a$$ band.. I hate My Chemical Romance those f ags are so gay... wearing make up f ags
  28. Profile photo of albab
    albab Male 13-17
    136 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    I like the song.. But the game just sucks. SUCKS. Nothing redeeming at all. Then again, I only played for a few seconds.. Still.
  29. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 11:24 pm
    It doesn`t make a guy `gay` to wear makeup, moron.
  30. Profile photo of Fidodo
    Fidodo Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 12:53 am
    People who use words like gay and fag as an insult are fags... Wait... NO!!! I`ve become everything I hate!

    Uh really, stop, it just makes you sound like an unintelligent non-nice individual.

    And I`ll provide a fair critique instead of saying that it sucks without giving any explanation as to why.

    The gameplay is boring, using the spacebar as a main keys makes the keyboard lock up, the game designer should know better than to use space. The premise behind the game is unoriginal and very mediocre.

    As for the song, it is slightly interesting at first, but it gets annoying fast, and halfway through they seem to ditch the melody and go with a very bland overused sound that all the bands seem to be using. And the premise behind the video is pretty uninspiring as well.

  31. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 1:53 am
    Moron??... I don`t hate them for wearing make up... I hate them because they suck... wearing make up is just one more thing i hate about them... do you wear make up? thats why you took offense huh... The main reason I hate them is that they are just like every other pop-punk bands they all sound the same and are a waste of time
  32. Profile photo of Rockstrongo
    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 1:55 am
    i didn`t use the word fag i used the word f(space here)ags
  33. Profile photo of gigglebean
    gigglebean Female 18-29
    4 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 2:13 pm
    :-X Itz cute, i luv it n itz sort of hard ]-) i wonder if thatz were she wuz gonna go...
  34. Profile photo of gigglebean
    gigglebean Female 18-29
    4 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    hi like the new av?
  35. Profile photo of gigglebean
    gigglebean Female 18-29
    4 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 2:20 pm
    THERE
  36. Profile photo of AnitaBath
    AnitaBath Female 18-29
    7 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 7:45 pm
    difficult indeed *but sings along to the song anyways*
  37. Profile photo of hannah_meep
    hannah_meep Female 13-17
    169 posts
    May 14, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    I hate the band.
    I hate the game.
  38. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 21, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    easy game. beat it first try
  39. Profile photo of Flame_Dancer
    Flame_Dancer Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 16, 2005 at 2:46 am
    its hard i tried like 4 times and only got 1 of them guy things.....that kinda bites
  40. Profile photo of Flame_Dancer
    Flame_Dancer Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 16, 2005 at 2:48 am
    rocksrongo if u dont like the band then y the drat were u on it?...
  41. Profile photo of Flame_Dancer
    Flame_Dancer Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 16, 2005 at 2:49 am
    fuak* oops my bad...
  42. Profile photo of Flame_Dancer
    Flame_Dancer Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 16, 2005 at 2:54 am
    ok i gyess when i say why the uak were u on that to rock i guess it goes 4 all you that dont like them either....and plus u guys that dont like them cuz they wear make-up i thing you r just jealous cuz they r hotter then you all .....have a good day!:-)
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    Flame_Dancer Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 16, 2005 at 2:56 am
    guess* fuak* think* man im bad.....lol
  44. Profile photo of fee1412
    fee1412 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    August 28, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    YAY! i completed it, im a mindless zombie though.... i love the band tho lol, he`s cute.. prefer i`m not okay though
  45. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 18, 2005 at 9:55 pm
    YAY! I BEAT IT! With a score of 970. I`m proud.
  46. Profile photo of _Snoopy_
    _Snoopy_ Female 13-17
    1253 posts
    September 20, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    Mcr is the worst.... so is Greenday *throws up*
  47. Profile photo of cakee
    cakee Female 13-17
    31 posts
    December 26, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    i liked it
  48. Profile photo of loserbaby
    loserbaby Female 13-17
    64 posts
    January 11, 2006 at 3:34 pm
    Greenday
    at least spell it right
    ITS GREEN DAY
  49. Profile photo of westlmartin
    westlmartin Male 13-17
    7 posts
    January 28, 2006 at 12:57 am
    i liked the game it gave me a good challenge
  50. Profile photo of itsas333cret
    itsas333cret Male 13-17
    99 posts
    January 28, 2006 at 12:39 pm
    i thought it was easy
  51. Profile photo of awwwsugar
    awwwsugar Female 13-17
    37 posts
    February 6, 2006 at 8:48 pm
    I liked it although it was hard.
  52. Profile photo of aloha10951
    aloha10951 Female 13-17
    284 posts
    June 29, 2006 at 1:30 am
    i love my chem but this game is really hard
  53. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    December 23, 2006 at 8:57 am
    I loooove MCR ^^3
  54. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    March 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    YES! Total Otherwordly Badass!!! Yay x) Finally. It was pretty hard getting out of the grave, i guess. And wow my post is still there. Heh.
  55. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    It`s Helena, a character based upon Gerard and Mikey`s grandmother, not Helena Bonham Charter. o.O
  56. Profile photo of DarkNightmar
    DarkNightmar Female 13-17
    2 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    My Chemical Romance rule,They`re awesome! But I can`t seem to dig my way out of my grave. I love this game though. hehe
  57. Profile photo of DarkNightmar
    DarkNightmar Female 13-17
    2 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Yay I completed it!! and got `Total Otherwordly Badass!` wahey Finally!! }-)Thank you mcr and Helena!
  58. Profile photo of olipwnnz
    olipwnnz Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 27, 2009 at 9:03 am
    total otherwordly bad ass :D
    bahaha, it took me like 17 tries to realize you can shoot people.
    ^__^
  59. Profile photo of mcr_lover69
    mcr_lover69 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    i love this game. it`s so addicting :)

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