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Date: 03/28/05 01:41 AM

23 Responses to Don`t be Afriad, be Ready

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 1:42 am
    Link: Don`t be Afriad, be Ready - Parody descriptions of some of the icons from the ready.gov site.

    :-)

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    generic_man Male 13-17
    48 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 1:53 am
    pretty funny, a couple of them were really good
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    AllMightySar Female 18-29
    135 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 2:05 am
    *rotfl* "Exit quickly or feel the sting of the pimp hand."
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    mr deal man Male 13-17
    21 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 4:43 am
    that was strange but some wer funny!!!!!!!
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    nang-ninja Female 13-17
    153 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 7:38 am
    LMAO LMAO PIN THE ARROW TO THE WALL I LOVE THAT!!! i rated 5
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 8:38 am
    Ha Ha Ha! Those were really good! Besides the last one that one made me a little mad.
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    MaxedWolf Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 8:41 am
    lol brilliant
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    obe Female 18-29
    99 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 11:17 am
    Evil Otto! OMG.... but as long as there`s no robots we`ll all be okay.
    @_@
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    despistada Female 18-29
    34 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 11:48 am
    lmao...don`t ignore the giant aerosol can spraying your crotch
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 11:52 am
    "Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards."

    That`s too funny

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    autnes Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    "Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly." ROFLMAO!!
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    celyna Female 13-17
    52 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 1:01 pm
    lol
    amusing
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 1:22 pm
    Riding skateboards down flights of stairs is cool. Attempting to ride skateboards up flights of stairs is not.

    LMAO! best site ive seen on here in forever.

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    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    LMAO

    Where was it more fun to have sex the last time? Make your decision fast before the bomb hits.

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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 5:59 pm
    totally made my day! heh heh

    "If you`re dying, please do your fellow citizens a favor and do not soil the tidy white Red Cross tents. Die outside like a GOOD American."

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    Voices Female 13-17
    25 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 7:58 pm
    That was awesome!
    "do not fart in confined spaces"
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 8:09 pm
    lol funny all the funny ones i wanted to post have already been posted...
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 28, 2005 at 11:11 pm
    I know all u people are good at reading minds.Maybe u should open up a link somewhere?
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    March 29, 2005 at 12:15 am
    "If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly." rotflol that is insane by far the most humorus site ive seen on here in a long time "In the event of an emergency, keep a bottle of cigarette butts available for use in bartering with wasteland mutants " lol too good 5 stars
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    SkaPunk Male 13-17
    40 posts
    March 29, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    Seriously one of the funniest things Ive ever seen! :->
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    ccr123 Female 18-29
    1 post
    March 31, 2005 at 10:08 pm
    This was hilarious!
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 23, 2005 at 12:55 pm
    #16
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 24, 2005 at 3:13 pm
    "don`t fart in a confined space" lol

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