Don`t be Afriad, be Ready

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Funny
http://home.carolina.rr.com/zerb/beready/

Parody descriptions of some of the icons from the ready.gov site.
There are 23 comments:
Male 982
"don`t fart in a confined space" lol
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Male 1,523
#16
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Female 1
This was hilarious!
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Male 40
Seriously one of the funniest things Ive ever seen! :->
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Male 357
"If you spot an act of terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, just yell really loudly." rotflol that is insane by far the most humorus site ive seen on here in a long time "In the event of an emergency, keep a bottle of cigarette butts available for use in bartering with wasteland mutants " lol too good 5 stars
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Female 755
I know all u people are good at reading minds.Maybe u should open up a link somewhere?
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Male 645
lol funny all the funny ones i wanted to post have already been posted...
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Female 25
That was awesome!
"do not fart in confined spaces"
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Female 302
totally made my day! heh heh

"If you`re dying, please do your fellow citizens a favor and do not soil the tidy white Red Cross tents. Die outside like a GOOD American."

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Female 156
LMAO

Where was it more fun to have sex the last time? Make your decision fast before the bomb hits.

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Female 184
Riding skateboards down flights of stairs is cool. Attempting to ride skateboards up flights of stairs is not.

LMAO! best site ive seen on here in forever.

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Female 52
lol
amusing
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Female 5
"Time travel is an excellent option after a terrorist attack. Remember, you must reach exactly 88 mph and hit the dangling power line in order for the flux capacitor to operate properly." ROFLMAO!!
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Female 2,074
"Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards."

That`s too funny

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Female 34
lmao...don`t ignore the giant aerosol can spraying your crotch
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Female 99
Evil Otto! OMG.... but as long as there`s no robots we`ll all be okay.
@_@
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Male 19
lol brilliant
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Female 2,035
Ha Ha Ha! Those were really good! Besides the last one that one made me a little mad.
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Female 153
LMAO LMAO PIN THE ARROW TO THE WALL I LOVE THAT!!! i rated 5
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Male 21
that was strange but some wer funny!!!!!!!
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Female 135
*rotfl* "Exit quickly or feel the sting of the pimp hand."
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Male 48
pretty funny, a couple of them were really good
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Male 10,115
Link: Don`t be Afriad, be Ready [Rate Link] - Parody descriptions of some of the icons from the ready.gov site.

:-)

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