Dog Condoms

Submitted by: buddy 11 years ago Weird
http://www.dogcondoms.com/

A more humane way to control the pet population.
There are 64 comments:
Female 587
Wait, we are expected to follow our dogs around, when they get horny we are supposed to put a condom on him?

If I had a dog and it was horny, my hands will be going nowhere near it`s penis!

Infact my hand will NEVER go near that area!

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Female 169
wow creapy...
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Female 24
NEW IN STORES!
Now in the beefy liver flavor!

haha. i just had to say that.

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Female 1
omg! that is the the worst idea i have ever heard! wtf were u thinking??? people these days r really stupid!!
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Female 147
that`s actaully a pretty good idea if it wasn`t a joke...
what about human guys? they might want meat flavoured too! Yum... Wait a second, eww! But it might taste nice.. Ugh.... I mean yay.. I mean.. Ah forget it. I was never here!
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Female 90
This is a take off on a Girls Behaving Badly episode.
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Male 15
tosser
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Male 15
michael jeffers is a bellend and he bums goats
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Male 15
tosser
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Female 93
meat scented? would it not be eaten while still on the dog
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Male 12
i
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Male 15
scouse is a drating aka micheal jeffers is a proper poobag and like i said hes well into making animal porn
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Male 12
ben murphy is a propper poo faced mean person drat who liks winnets off peoples arserings for a quid a pice
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Male 15
drat off scouce
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Male 12
ben murphy is a drating twat mean person poo fanny and licks cows bollocks
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Male 15
michael jefers drats goats he also abuses sheep
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Male 15
scouse sucks bollocks
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Male 12
i am an arshole
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Male 12
murphsenior blows goats arsholes drat u fart
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Male 12
arsehole poo wank twat mean person drat
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Male 15
michael jeffers is a bellend he blows goats
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Male 12
drat off u drating drater
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Male 15
drat
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Male 12
suck a dick u arsshole ben murphy is an arse
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Male 15
drat u u scouse tit
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Female 394
Lol.
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Female 156
LMAO weird mental images though
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Female 289
Yeah, fixing an animal is alright, and it`s not genital mutation. Is getting your tubes tied mutation?
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Female 197
Oh my goodness. It`s a pretty good fake, but . . . Meat flavour?!

Well, I`m not saying anything. Maybe meat gets dogs in the mood. )-|

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Male 1,371
if this wasnt a joke it would be crazy
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Male 134
it gives me chills when i look at doogs now
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Male 134
it gives me chills when i look at doogs now
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Female 115
I would not like the be the one who has to put the thing on the dog...
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Male 181
i think he would just tug and pull it off like us guys do lol
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Female 269
Meat scented? The thing would be halfway through his digestive system byn the time a female dog got close enough to do anything. o-O
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Female 785
Yeah it`s obviously a joke, but it still weirds me out! :-/ *shivers*
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Female 571
thats...well..umm..no comments
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Female 106
I do hope they teach the dogs during their early years about the importance of disturbing the masters quiet afternoon in the garden so as to have a condom placed on the penis. It would be a shame to think they missed out on that!
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Female 163
haha..that`s pretty interesting.
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Female 411
I don`t like how they call fixing a dog as genital mutilation because it makes it sound really bad, when it is actually effective.
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Female 93
`thing on his thing`... alright
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Female 379
Ain`t gonna work... take it from this zoologist, if the dog has something stuck to his paw, what`s the first thing he does? Scratch, paw and bite until it comes off. What`s the first thing he`s gonna do if there`s a thing on his thing? Scratch, paw and bite until it comes off.
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Male 3,060
haha. yeah...that is kind of gross...and i think everyone knows it`s a joke, dog or man.
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Female 2,035
Wow. You would be pretty werid to think of that.
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Male 422
IT`S A JOKE PEOPLE.
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Female 131
The question is, how would you take it off afterwards??? After where its bin?!?! ewww i dont wana think about it....
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Female 621
...Wow.

Actually, some form of dog condom isn`t the worst idea... But the idea of a person going through the trouble of putting it on the dog every time he gets "the urge" is extremely unlikely.

:-) Meat scented? Hah.

By the way, tiredofnicks - Haha! :-D

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Female 571
hmmm....meat flavor so the dogs can both enjoy the condom...during and after when the eat it
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Female 1,004
lmao good imagery, tiredofnicks :D
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Female 211
I guess I`ve never seen dog neuterization as a bad thing. But I guess it does take away alot from the animals.
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Female 220
WTF I guess in the future we`ll see peolpe in the park chasing their dogs yelling "don`t forget to strap up" ha ha ha ha ha that`s just sick!
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Male 62
i dont belive in "fixing" dogs, but like i wanna do that to my dog. bad enough i gotta see it when he stands up. then again, i dont allow my dog to run free, but i walk him like every hour
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Female 3
Bwhahahahahaha!!!
Meat scented!? Now that is just plain odd.
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Female 173
That`s alright. I`d rather not even think about that.
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Male 422
CLEARLY a joke, people -- c`mon. No one would go near the appropriate, er, um, department, when it came around to application-time. ...Well, no one except perhaps Beth Littleford. No wait, that was a pig, not a dog, that she did that to.
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Female 146
must be a joke
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Male 200
Thats sick.
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Male 2,519
So that the dog can enjoy protected sex without getting the other sex pregnant?
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Female 273
errr...who would wanna put that on their dog?
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Male 5,094
Imagery #1:

Teenage boy walks into a pet store. "I`d like condoms... er... for my dog... Large breed"

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Male 914
now i think i`ve seen it all, yeah no kiddin` nice imagery lol ;-/
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Female 519
funny, but brings up gross imagery
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Male 133
That`s nice... now i only have to turn on my dog and do the job for him, nice idea... stupid idea
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Male 10,115
Link: Dog Condoms [Rate Link] - A more humane way to control the pet population.

Heh.

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