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Date: 03/19/05 06:32 AM

64 Responses to Dog Condoms

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 1:45 am
    Link: Dog Condoms - A more humane way to control the pet population.

    Heh.

  2. Profile photo of korvus
    korvus Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 7:49 am
    That`s nice... now i only have to turn on my dog and do the job for him, nice idea... stupid idea
  3. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:15 am
    funny, but brings up gross imagery
  4. Profile photo of ace3015
    ace3015 Male 30-39
    914 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:40 am
    now i think i`ve seen it all, yeah no kiddin` nice imagery lol ;-/
  5. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:42 am
    Imagery #1:

    Teenage boy walks into a pet store. "I`d like condoms... er... for my dog... Large breed"

  6. Profile photo of Creena
    Creena Female 13-17
    273 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:44 am
    errr...who would wanna put that on their dog?
  7. Profile photo of YouG
    YouG Male 18-29
    2521 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:52 am
    So that the dog can enjoy protected sex without getting the other sex pregnant?
  8. Profile photo of wardie
    wardie Male 13-17
    200 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:54 am
    Thats sick.
  9. Profile photo of Spushy
    Spushy Female 30-39
    146 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 9:14 am
    must be a joke
  10. Profile photo of dog_or_man
    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 9:25 am
    CLEARLY a joke, people -- c`mon. No one would go near the appropriate, er, um, department, when it came around to application-time. ...Well, no one except perhaps Beth Littleford. No wait, that was a pig, not a dog, that she did that to.
  11. Profile photo of rockerbunny
    rockerbunny Female 18-29
    173 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 11:23 am
    That`s alright. I`d rather not even think about that.
  12. Profile photo of flagg
    flagg Female 18-29
    3 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 11:28 am
    Bwhahahahahaha!!!
    Meat scented!? Now that is just plain odd.
  13. Profile photo of hitmanshell
    hitmanshell Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 11:30 am
    i dont belive in "fixing" dogs, but like i wanna do that to my dog. bad enough i gotta see it when he stands up. then again, i dont allow my dog to run free, but i walk him like every hour
  14. Profile photo of Sw33t_Lipz
    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    WTF I guess in the future we`ll see peolpe in the park chasing their dogs yelling "don`t forget to strap up" ha ha ha ha ha that`s just sick!
  15. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 1:02 pm
    I guess I`ve never seen dog neuterization as a bad thing. But I guess it does take away alot from the animals.
  16. Profile photo of eRiCaBot
    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 1:21 pm
    lmao good imagery, tiredofnicks :D
  17. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 1:33 pm
    hmmm....meat flavor so the dogs can both enjoy the condom...during and after when the eat it
  18. Profile photo of Kamichi-chan
    Kamichi-chan Female 13-17
    621 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 1:38 pm
    ...Wow.

    Actually, some form of dog condom isn`t the worst idea... But the idea of a person going through the trouble of putting it on the dog every time he gets "the urge" is extremely unlikely.

    :-) Meat scented? Hah.

    By the way, tiredofnicks - Haha! :-D

  19. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 2:16 pm
    The question is, how would you take it off afterwards??? After where its bin?!?! ewww i dont wana think about it....
  20. Profile photo of dog_or_man
    dog_or_man Male 30-39
    422 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    IT`S A JOKE PEOPLE.
  21. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 2:44 pm
    Wow. You would be pretty werid to think of that.
  22. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    haha. yeah...that is kind of gross...and i think everyone knows it`s a joke, dog or man.
  23. Profile photo of anglatay
    anglatay Female 18-29
    379 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    Ain`t gonna work... take it from this zoologist, if the dog has something stuck to his paw, what`s the first thing he does? Scratch, paw and bite until it comes off. What`s the first thing he`s gonna do if there`s a thing on his thing? Scratch, paw and bite until it comes off.
  24. Profile photo of rockthearts
    rockthearts Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    `thing on his thing`... alright
  25. Profile photo of _CRYN_OUT_
    _CRYN_OUT_ Female 18-29
    411 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 7:25 pm
    I don`t like how they call fixing a dog as genital mutilation because it makes it sound really bad, when it is actually effective.
  26. Profile photo of sogeekishx
    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    haha..that`s pretty interesting.
  27. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    I do hope they teach the dogs during their early years about the importance of disturbing the masters quiet afternoon in the garden so as to have a condom placed on the penis. It would be a shame to think they missed out on that!
  28. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 8:16 pm
    thats...well..umm..no comments
  29. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 9:49 pm
    Yeah it`s obviously a joke, but it still weirds me out! :-/ *shivers*
  30. Profile photo of dwi_dwi
    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 10:05 pm
    Meat scented? The thing would be halfway through his digestive system byn the time a female dog got close enough to do anything. o-O
  31. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 10:24 pm
    i think he would just tug and pull it off like us guys do lol
  32. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 19, 2005 at 11:10 pm
    I would not like the be the one who has to put the thing on the dog...
  33. Profile photo of boredguy123
    boredguy123 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 12:27 am
    it gives me chills when i look at doogs now
  34. Profile photo of boredguy123
    boredguy123 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 12:29 am
    it gives me chills when i look at doogs now
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 9:02 am
    if this wasnt a joke it would be crazy
  36. Profile photo of Foiled142
    Foiled142 Female 13-17
    197 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 9:24 am
    Oh my goodness. It`s a pretty good fake, but . . . Meat flavour?!

    Well, I`m not saying anything. Maybe meat gets dogs in the mood. )-|

  37. Profile photo of dani_chick
    dani_chick Female 18-29
    290 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 10:33 am
    Yeah, fixing an animal is alright, and it`s not genital mutation. Is getting your tubes tied mutation?
  38. Profile photo of tasha28
    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 11:40 am
    LMAO weird mental images though
  39. Profile photo of MidniteWalkr
    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    March 20, 2005 at 9:11 pm
    Lol.
  40. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:46 am
    drat u u scouse tit
  41. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:46 am
    suck a dick u arsshole ben murphy is an arse
  42. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:47 am
    drat
  43. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:48 am
    drat off u drating drater
  44. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:48 am
    michael jeffers is a bellend he blows goats
  45. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:48 am
    arsehole poo wank twat mean person drat
  46. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:55 am
    murphsenior blows goats arsholes drat u fart
  47. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:59 am
    i am an arshole
  48. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:59 am
    scouse sucks bollocks
  49. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:00 am
    michael jefers drats goats he also abuses sheep
  50. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:00 am
    ben murphy is a drating twat mean person poo fanny and licks cows bollocks
  51. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:00 am
    drat off scouce
  52. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:01 am
    ben murphy is a propper poo faced mean person drat who liks winnets off peoples arserings for a quid a pice
  53. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:01 am
    scouse is a drating aka micheal jeffers is a proper poobag and like i said hes well into making animal porn
  54. Profile photo of scouce
    scouce Male 13-17
    12 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:02 am
    i
  55. Profile photo of Lorenashley
    Lorenashley Female 13-17
    93 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:40 am
    meat scented? would it not be eaten while still on the dog
  56. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    tosser
  57. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    michael jeffers is a bellend and he bums goats
  58. Profile photo of murphsenior
    murphsenior Male 13-17
    15 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 7:13 pm
    tosser
  59. Profile photo of lapislazuli
    lapislazuli Female 40-49
    90 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 8:19 pm
    This is a take off on a Girls Behaving Badly episode.
  60. Profile photo of haunt
    haunt Female 13-17
    147 posts
    April 8, 2005 at 4:42 pm
    that`s actaully a pretty good idea if it wasn`t a joke...
    what about human guys? they might want meat flavoured too! Yum... Wait a second, eww! But it might taste nice.. Ugh.... I mean yay.. I mean.. Ah forget it. I was never here!
  61. Profile photo of HorseCrazie2
    HorseCrazie2 Female 13-17
    1 post
    September 7, 2005 at 7:39 pm
    omg! that is the the worst idea i have ever heard! wtf were u thinking??? people these days r really stupid!!
  62. Profile photo of laugh_at_her
    laugh_at_her Female 13-17
    24 posts
    May 4, 2006 at 10:43 pm
    NEW IN STORES!
    Now in the beefy liver flavor!

    haha. i just had to say that.

  63. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 7:30 pm
    wow creapy...
  64. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    July 18, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    Wait, we are expected to follow our dogs around, when they get horny we are supposed to put a condom on him?

    If I had a dog and it was horny, my hands will be going nowhere near it`s penis!

    Infact my hand will NEVER go near that area!

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