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Date: 03/22/05 02:47 AM

20 Responses to Adam Sandler`s Horoscopes

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 12:47 am
    Link: Adam Sandler`s Horoscopes - I am not really an Adam sandler fan, but this is pretty funny. Warning: adult language.

    :-)

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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 9:50 am
    that spells one thing.

    F-U-C-K-I-N-G -S-T-U-P-I-E-D.

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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 9:50 am
    oh ya two stars baby!
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    mariah2390 Female 50-59
    132 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 10:03 am
    "Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
    you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your
    friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
    confidence and are a general dippoo. "
    ha ha
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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 11:57 am
    oh ya two stars baby!
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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 12:18 pm
    oh ya two stars baby!
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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 12:19 pm
    lol everytime i refresh i say oh ya two stars baby!
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    Lord-Help-me Female 13-17
    70 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 12:39 pm
    lol
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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 1:03 pm
    Im a whore! yay! WTF was that ppl?
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 9:27 pm
    haha wow, that was special.
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    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 22, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
    Your poo-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You
    are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while drating. Virgos make
    good bus drivers and pimps.
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    RocKaddus Female 13-17
    5 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 8:17 am
    That was... un-awesome.
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    3MM@ Female 13-17
    256 posts
    March 24, 2005 at 2:22 pm
    pisces:
    you are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. you are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. you do notihng but p*ss off everybody you come into contact with. you are a prick.

    .................nice.....

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    sogeekishx Female 13-17
    163 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 11:17 am
    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
    People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much
    for too little. This means you are never satisfied. Geminis are notorious
    for thriving on incest.

    haha

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    Morana Female 13-17
    4 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 4:41 pm
    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
    other people`s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting
    things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won`t be worth a
    poo. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    -cant stop laughing-

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    greenfork07 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 26, 2005 at 6:30 pm
    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
    in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
    success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
    son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

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    halifax_girl Female 18-29
    2244 posts
    March 31, 2005 at 4:22 am
    lmfao.

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
    to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
    repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a drating
    jerk.

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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    April 4, 2005 at 4:15 pm
    Im an Aries and it doesnt matter what sign u are adam says you suck!
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    happydude64 Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 7, 2005 at 11:41 pm
    Yay! It`s an honor 2 b made fun of by Mr. Adam Sandler! :-P Adam Sandler is the best actor ever! 8-) He can make fun of my sign & get away w/ it anytime! :-D
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    bramb60 Male 18-29
    87 posts
    June 4, 2006 at 9:18 pm
    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
    in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
    success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
    son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    NOOOO000!! I WILL BE MURDERED!!!

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