Adam Sandler`s Horoscopes

Submitted by: Aqausixio 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.chandoo.com/askari/humor/horoscopes.htm

I am not really an Adam sandler fan, but this is pretty funny. Warning: adult language.
There are 20 comments:
Male 87
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

NOOOO000!! I WILL BE MURDERED!!!

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Male 341
Yay! It`s an honor 2 b made fun of by Mr. Adam Sandler! :-P Adam Sandler is the best actor ever! 8-) He can make fun of my sign & get away w/ it anytime! :-D
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Female 755
Im an Aries and it doesnt matter what sign u are adam says you suck!
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Female 2,244
lmfao.

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a drating
jerk.

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Female 47
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

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Female 4
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people`s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting
things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won`t be worth a
poo. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

-cant stop laughing-

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Female 163
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much
for too little. This means you are never satisfied. Geminis are notorious
for thriving on incest.

haha

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Female 256
pisces:
you are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. you are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. you do notihng but p*ss off everybody you come into contact with. you are a prick.

.................nice.....

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Female 5
That was... un-awesome.
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Female 115
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your poo-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You
are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while drating. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.
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Female 302
haha wow, that was special.
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Female 1,403
Im a whore! yay! WTF was that ppl?
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Female 70
lol
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Female 70
lol everytime i refresh i say oh ya two stars baby!
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Female 70
oh ya two stars baby!
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Female 70
oh ya two stars baby!
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Female 132
"Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your
friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dippoo. "
ha ha
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Female 70
oh ya two stars baby!
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Female 70
that spells one thing.

F-U-C-K-I-N-G -S-T-U-P-I-E-D.

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Female 1,397
Link: Adam Sandler`s Horoscopes [Rate Link] - I am not really an Adam sandler fan, but this is pretty funny. Warning: adult language.

:-)

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