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Date: 03/03/05 02:04 PM

68 Responses to A man from the future posts on eBay

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:05 pm
    Link: A man from the future posts on eBay - A man gives the status of the Earth 150 years from now

    :-)

  2. Profile photo of Ria_airam
    Ria_airam Female 18-29
    165 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:10 pm
    wtf
  3. Profile photo of fk
    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    hmm. mildly amusing. much more mildly than I was hoping from the description.

    come to think of it, rather lame.

  4. Profile photo of sandana123
    sandana123 Female 13-17
    37 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:43 pm
    right....
  5. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:43 pm
    um....gay?
  6. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:51 pm
    It`s creative. If you`re gonna dis something that creative, you should do it in a more creative way yourself... instead of some tired, sexist, lame "um....gay?". Daydreaming, you`ve obviously not got 2 brain cells to rub together, otherwise you`d know more than 2 words to string together into what we call, sentences.
  7. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    Bah! who needs sentences? J/K lol
  8. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    Sexnet...goodness! Not too far from the truth. Lately we have had some crazy ebay posts!
  9. Profile photo of ShadowSpirit
    ShadowSpirit Male 18-29
    19 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    I thought it was kind of interesting. A chance to write a line into someone`s screenplay. I`m tempted to spend the $1.50 I found in the couch to outbid. I`ve only once had a plush Brazilian doll in my likeness, but it was unfairly obscured by the Tickle Me Elmo craze. And Kath, continue to fight teen illiteracy.
  10. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    With something that idiotic it doesn`t deserve anything more than my comment of "um...gay." And how is that sexist? Sexist is described as: discriminatory on the basis of sex. I don`t see anywhere in there where I mentioned the same or opposite sex. If you`re going to defend the word "gay" at least be sure you use the appropriate words.
    So just to make you happy with a sentence - That site was gay.
  11. Profile photo of workin4jesus
    workin4jesus Male 13-17
    132 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    Interesting....how would you pay the guy if only electricity could go through the "rift?"
  12. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    Did everyone see the other eBay post - the guy w/ the "snarky" comments? I won the auction he had for the jesus rock (can`t wait till it gets here!). People are putting up some crazy stuff on eBay lately.
  13. Profile photo of snl_rox
    snl_rox Female 13-17
    216 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:43 pm
    Pretty amusing, he`s/she`s very creative.
  14. Profile photo of cll214
    cll214 Male 18-29
    201 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    Yep and crazy people like you xerasia are bidding on it and paying them for their stupidity......hmmmmm, who is the dumb one? the seller or the buyer??
  15. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    Who cares, it`s my money, a$$hole.
  16. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    Who cares, it`s my money, a$$hole.
  17. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:00 pm
    I don`t know why that posted twice... damn work computers...
  18. Profile photo of TurtleTurtle
    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:05 pm
    It was silly, I liked it. At first I thought he was going to be selling that little octups king.
  19. Profile photo of free_bird122
    free_bird122 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    <<9. Google starts WWIII. Their war cry, "I`m feeling lucky." >>

    :-D

  20. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:16 pm
    too stupid for words.
  21. Profile photo of dramaqueenD
    dramaqueenD Female 13-17
    189 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    i`d rather have that octopus than a line in his/her screenplay.
  22. Profile photo of Caramonjulu
    Caramonjulu Male 13-17
    159 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:24 pm
    niccole is right, Really really stupid. Really stupid.
  23. Profile photo of x_omni_x
    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:35 pm
    I liked it.

    We have grown gills. It makes for kinkier sex.

  24. Profile photo of _andread_
    _andread_ Male 18-29
    491 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    That guy is my hero.
  25. Profile photo of kruger97
    kruger97 Male 18-29
    80 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 4:52 pm
    Not funny..could have at least been creative and witty.
  26. Profile photo of cpux
    cpux Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 5:03 pm
    Oddly enough, squid will develop sentience in 500 million years or so, according to evolution experts.
  27. Profile photo of stardude9503
    stardude9503 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 5:19 pm
    I Loved this guy his global warming idea is genius.
  28. Profile photo of StubbyTorso2
    StubbyTorso2 Female 13-17
    230 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    Dude, I love the whole "Google starts WWIII" thing. Especially the war cry!!
  29. Profile photo of Theresa626
    Theresa626 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 5:43 pm
    I loved it. I thought it was ingenius and creative.
  30. Profile photo of Btrfly701
    Btrfly701 Female 18-29
    295 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 5:56 pm
    i love ebay!
  31. Profile photo of fuzzygreen
    fuzzygreen Female 18-29
    21 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 6:15 pm
    I liked it. Even though what was being bid on wasn`t that great (I mean, I personally wouldn`t care to add a line in some guy`s script for 8 bucks), I really liked the things about the future. A few of them even made me laugh out loud.
  32. Profile photo of reeallybored
    reeallybored Male 13-17
    189 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 6:18 pm
    You know what would be really funny? If I died in a terrible fire caused by a toaster with a frayed wire tomorrow.
  33. Profile photo of eRiCaBot
    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 6:47 pm
    #9 was hilarious :D
  34. Profile photo of Made
    Made Male 13-17
    356 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 6:48 pm
    Lol
  35. Profile photo of Kaida
    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    Freakin` sweet. Really creative and funny. The octopus is cute too.
  36. Profile photo of kristun666
    kristun666 Female 18-29
    214 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 7:51 pm
    woo hoo...i wanna go to the deathstar amusement park...lol...i can`t beleibe that somebody is making $12.50 for that...that is a really really good way to make some extra money...i need to do something like that ::deep in thought:: huh...what...oh yeah...what was i saying...eh...who really cares...
  37. Profile photo of arkanoid0
    arkanoid0 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 8:05 pm
    lol :-)
  38. Profile photo of abbaissoold
    abbaissoold Male 18-29
    46 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    I been seeing a ton of funny and mysterious ebay links. I just forund another one, check this one out:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...

  39. Profile photo of ssampson123
    ssampson123 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 9:25 pm
    ya ok, he says that "I am writing to you from a temporary fold in space, binding the Internet (or what we call, the Sexnet) in 2146 to 2005." but according to his account he has been a mamber since february-22-2000. log follow the link and look for yourself.

  40. Profile photo of kalafragyou
    kalafragyou Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 9:36 pm
    wow,like that hasn`t happened before.
    i wonder if he is from the future!(not what a douhce bag) this was not at all funny 1 STAR!!
    how much more stupitity can i take from these eBay people.
  41. Profile photo of I_like_quiz
    I_like_quiz Male 18-29
    331 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 9:43 pm
    I have come from the future too. From the year 2005. Its very scary.
  42. Profile photo of Tom876
    Tom876 Male 13-17
    405 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 9:45 pm
    lol, i cant believe people actually bidded for it, it was actually on the ebay site wasnt it :S???
  43. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 10:15 pm
    It was kinda lame, but I liked #14: Vegetarians are horrified to learn that not only do vegetables have feelings, but they also write incredible poetry.
  44. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 10:17 pm
    Slightly creative, overall stupid. He could`ve been a lot more creative and made it really good. Oh well, he got his 15 seconds of fame.
  45. Profile photo of raini
    raini Female 60-69
    18 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 12:30 am
    This is so weird. Early this morning (today is Friday) I made myself some toast. After I ate the toast, there was this funny smell in the kitchen! It might`ve been a gas leak, so we looked around and realised that I drinking straw next to the toaster had slightly melted! Not tragic, but weird that something to do with a toaster on Friday happened!
  46. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 3:21 am
    Oh this just killed 99.8%of my brain cells!
  47. Profile photo of Lostio
    Lostio Male 13-17
    39 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 7:25 am
    Is it just me or has this item been removed?
  48. Profile photo of Ebonysoul
    Ebonysoul Female 18-29
    181 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 7:33 am
    Its gone.
  49. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 8:23 am
    Too bad. I liked it.
  50. Profile photo of rashameid
    rashameid Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 8:52 am
    Awesome raini! I too have an AMAZING TOASTER STORY! yesterday I was toasting a bagel in the dining services building, and it wouldnt toast. I waited for like 5 minutes and realized the toaster wasn`t plugged in. TOASTER LOL!! ^^
  51. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 11:38 am
    Actually, I asked the question to which he responded "unplug your toaster" and I do not own a toaster, I own a toaster-oven. I didn`t unplug it.

    And daydreaming… sexism can be discrimination against someone due to their sexual preference. I’m sure you’re not even being sexist… I’m just sick of ppl using the term “gay” and “stupid” interchangeably. They aren’t synonyms. If on the other hand, you meant the site was “gay” in the fact that it was happy, hilarious, and jolly… well then I apologize, it was gay.

  52. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 11:43 am
    Aw man, and they took it off ebay! That`s such a shame. He was sellin something legit.... sure as hell beats the sock puppet movie.
  53. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 11:43 am
    I agree with you, kathaclysm. I`m sick of that "gay" crap, too.
  54. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 11:53 am
    oh it really was quite happy ... but I have yet to find someplace describe sexism as discrimination due to sexual preference. If you could refer me to a link where it says this I`d love to read it. Thanks
  55. Profile photo of oOJennaOo
    oOJennaOo Female 13-17
    380 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    it dint come up 4 me :(
  56. Profile photo of PirateMeghan
    PirateMeghan Female 18-29
    151 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 2:02 pm
    I suppose nobody took a screenshot...
  57. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    In response to daydreaming:

    (1)SEX:A social status usually based on genital appearance. Persons may be female, male, intersexed, or hermaphodrite.

    (1)INTERSEXED or HERMAPHRODITE: A social status assigned to persons having sex characteristicss of both females and males.

    (1)GENDER: A social status usually based on the convincing performance of femininity or masculinity.
    Persons may be women or girls, boys or men, or transgendered.

    Reading the above, someone who is gay/lesbian basically has the characteristics of both what we would call a "normal" male and female. They have physical characteristics of one sex, and yet a sexual preference of the other.

  58. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    So I may be stretching it saying that being homosexual is another "sex," but I`m not the first to suggest it. ( (2) Man was originally made in 3 sexes: man, woman and the two combined ) I have no better way to describe being prejudice against someone due to their sexual prefrence than to describe it as beign "sexist." Homophobe does not seem to apply hear, because that denotes fear, and one does not need to fear someone to be prejudice against them. If you know of a better word, please tell me.


    (1) http://web.uvic.ca/~ahdevor/HowMany/HowMany.html
    (2) http://www.nathanielwandering.net/Greece...

    Other sites of interest
    http://users.cybercity.dk/~dko12530/qstudies.htm
    http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/...

  59. Profile photo of wardie
    wardie Male 13-17
    200 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    Just shut up whos cares? yous are gay!
  60. Profile photo of someone?
    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 3:59 pm
    This listing (5562742387) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available. Please make sure that you`ve entered the item number correctly.

    what was it lol

  61. Profile photo of blakebell
    blakebell Male 13-17
    20 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 4:47 pm
    invalid item...that was STUPID...:-(...ITS NOT EVEN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
  62. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 4:59 pm
    Awwwwww... It`s not there anymore. I really wanted to see it.
  63. Profile photo of kitkat2010
    kitkat2010 Female 13-17
    571 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 8:22 pm
    well that sucks i wanna see it!!!! at least im not the only one
  64. Profile photo of daydreaming
    daydreaming Female 18-29
    115 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 9:30 pm
    Well I don`t believe I was being prejudice ... I was merely using the word in a slang-like manner. I supposed the only way you could describe prejudice against gays is just that ... prejudice against gays. But again...I wasn`t being prejudice.
  65. Profile photo of Game_MP
    Game_MP Male 13-17
    425 posts
    March 5, 2005 at 4:56 am
    Aw they took it off :-(
  66. Profile photo of peppyprep
    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 3:47 pm
    its gone :-(
  67. Profile photo of peppyprep
    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 3:48 pm
    Friday, March 04, 2005 2:02:57 PM
    I suppose nobody took a screenshot...
  68. Profile photo of jilly_poo
    jilly_poo Female 18-29
    43 posts
    April 27, 2005 at 8:08 pm
    what was it i never got to see it its pulled off ebay now

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