A man from the future posts on eBay

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5562742387

A man gives the status of the Earth 150 years from now
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Female 43
what was it i never got to see it its pulled off ebay now
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Female 476
Friday, March 04, 2005 2:02:57 PM
I suppose nobody took a screenshot...
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Female 476
its gone :-(
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Male 424
Aw they took it off :-(
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Female 115
Well I don`t believe I was being prejudice ... I was merely using the word in a slang-like manner. I supposed the only way you could describe prejudice against gays is just that ... prejudice against gays. But again...I wasn`t being prejudice.
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Female 571
well that sucks i wanna see it!!!! at least im not the only one
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Female 2,035
Awwwwww... It`s not there anymore. I really wanted to see it.
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Male 20
invalid item...that was STUPID...:-(...ITS NOT EVEN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,371
This listing (5562742387) has been removed by eBay or is no longer available. Please make sure that you`ve entered the item number correctly.

what was it lol

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Male 200
Just shut up whos cares? yous are gay!
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Female 325
So I may be stretching it saying that being homosexual is another "sex," but I`m not the first to suggest it. ( (2) Man was originally made in 3 sexes: man, woman and the two combined ) I have no better way to describe being prejudice against someone due to their sexual prefrence than to describe it as beign "sexist." Homophobe does not seem to apply hear, because that denotes fear, and one does not need to fear someone to be prejudice against them. If you know of a better word, please tell me.


(1) http://web.uvic.ca/~ahdevor/HowMany/HowMany.html
(2) http://www.nathanielwandering.net/Greece...

Other sites of interest
http://users.cybercity.dk/~dko12530/qstudies.htm
http://tingilinde.typepad.com/starstuff/...

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Female 325
In response to daydreaming:

(1)SEX:A social status usually based on genital appearance. Persons may be female, male, intersexed, or hermaphodrite.

(1)INTERSEXED or HERMAPHRODITE: A social status assigned to persons having sex characteristicss of both females and males.

(1)GENDER: A social status usually based on the convincing performance of femininity or masculinity.
Persons may be women or girls, boys or men, or transgendered.

Reading the above, someone who is gay/lesbian basically has the characteristics of both what we would call a "normal" male and female. They have physical characteristics of one sex, and yet a sexual preference of the other.

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Female 151
I suppose nobody took a screenshot...
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Female 380
it dint come up 4 me :(
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Female 115
oh it really was quite happy ... but I have yet to find someplace describe sexism as discrimination due to sexual preference. If you could refer me to a link where it says this I`d love to read it. Thanks
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Female 1,181
I agree with you, kathaclysm. I`m sick of that "gay" crap, too.
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Female 325
Aw man, and they took it off ebay! That`s such a shame. He was sellin something legit.... sure as hell beats the sock puppet movie.
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Female 325
Actually, I asked the question to which he responded "unplug your toaster" and I do not own a toaster, I own a toaster-oven. I didn`t unplug it.

And daydreaming… sexism can be discrimination against someone due to their sexual preference. I’m sure you’re not even being sexist… I’m just sick of ppl using the term “gay” and “stupid” interchangeably. They aren’t synonyms. If on the other hand, you meant the site was “gay” in the fact that it was happy, hilarious, and jolly… well then I apologize, it was gay.

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Male 105
Awesome raini! I too have an AMAZING TOASTER STORY! yesterday I was toasting a bagel in the dining services building, and it wouldnt toast. I waited for like 5 minutes and realized the toaster wasn`t plugged in. TOASTER LOL!! ^^
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Female 1,181
Too bad. I liked it.
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Female 181
Its gone.
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Male 39
Is it just me or has this item been removed?
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Female 755
Oh this just killed 99.8%of my brain cells!
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Female 18
This is so weird. Early this morning (today is Friday) I made myself some toast. After I ate the toast, there was this funny smell in the kitchen! It might`ve been a gas leak, so we looked around and realised that I drinking straw next to the toaster had slightly melted! Not tragic, but weird that something to do with a toaster on Friday happened!
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Male 11,739
Slightly creative, overall stupid. He could`ve been a lot more creative and made it really good. Oh well, he got his 15 seconds of fame.
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Male 616
It was kinda lame, but I liked #14: Vegetarians are horrified to learn that not only do vegetables have feelings, but they also write incredible poetry.
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Male 405
lol, i cant believe people actually bidded for it, it was actually on the ebay site wasnt it :S???
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Male 331
I have come from the future too. From the year 2005. Its very scary.
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Male 131
wow,like that hasn`t happened before.
i wonder if he is from the future!(not what a douhce bag) this was not at all funny 1 STAR!!
how much more stupitity can i take from these eBay people.
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Male 4
ya ok, he says that "I am writing to you from a temporary fold in space, binding the Internet (or what we call, the Sexnet) in 2146 to 2005." but according to his account he has been a mamber since february-22-2000. log follow the link and look for yourself.

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Male 46
I been seeing a ton of funny and mysterious ebay links. I just forund another one, check this one out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...

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Male 216
lol :-)
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Female 214
woo hoo...i wanna go to the deathstar amusement park...lol...i can`t beleibe that somebody is making $12.50 for that...that is a really really good way to make some extra money...i need to do something like that ::deep in thought:: huh...what...oh yeah...what was i saying...eh...who really cares...
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Female 253
Freakin` sweet. Really creative and funny. The octopus is cute too.
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Male 356
Lol
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Female 1,004
#9 was hilarious :D
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Male 189
You know what would be really funny? If I died in a terrible fire caused by a toaster with a frayed wire tomorrow.
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Female 21
I liked it. Even though what was being bid on wasn`t that great (I mean, I personally wouldn`t care to add a line in some guy`s script for 8 bucks), I really liked the things about the future. A few of them even made me laugh out loud.
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Female 295
i love ebay!
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Female 129
I loved it. I thought it was ingenius and creative.
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Female 229
Dude, I love the whole "Google starts WWIII" thing. Especially the war cry!!
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Male 2
I Loved this guy his global warming idea is genius.
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Male 115
Oddly enough, squid will develop sentience in 500 million years or so, according to evolution experts.
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Male 80
Not funny..could have at least been creative and witty.
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Male 491
That guy is my hero.
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Female 241
I liked it.

We have grown gills. It makes for kinkier sex.

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Male 159
niccole is right, Really really stupid. Really stupid.
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Female 189
i`d rather have that octopus than a line in his/her screenplay.
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Female 519
too stupid for words.
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Female 47
<<9. Google starts WWIII. Their war cry, "I`m feeling lucky." >>

:-D

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Female 440
It was silly, I liked it. At first I thought he was going to be selling that little octups king.
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Female 1,181
I don`t know why that posted twice... damn work computers...
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Female 1,181
Who cares, it`s my money, a$$hole.
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Female 1,181
Who cares, it`s my money, a$$hole.
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Male 201
Yep and crazy people like you xerasia are bidding on it and paying them for their stupidity......hmmmmm, who is the dumb one? the seller or the buyer??
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Female 216
Pretty amusing, he`s/she`s very creative.
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Female 1,181
Did everyone see the other eBay post - the guy w/ the "snarky" comments? I won the auction he had for the jesus rock (can`t wait till it gets here!). People are putting up some crazy stuff on eBay lately.
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Male 132
Interesting....how would you pay the guy if only electricity could go through the "rift?"
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Female 115
With something that idiotic it doesn`t deserve anything more than my comment of "um...gay." And how is that sexist? Sexist is described as: discriminatory on the basis of sex. I don`t see anywhere in there where I mentioned the same or opposite sex. If you`re going to defend the word "gay" at least be sure you use the appropriate words.
So just to make you happy with a sentence - That site was gay.
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Male 19
I thought it was kind of interesting. A chance to write a line into someone`s screenplay. I`m tempted to spend the $1.50 I found in the couch to outbid. I`ve only once had a plush Brazilian doll in my likeness, but it was unfairly obscured by the Tickle Me Elmo craze. And Kath, continue to fight teen illiteracy.
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Female 2,074
Sexnet...goodness! Not too far from the truth. Lately we have had some crazy ebay posts!
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Male 578
Bah! who needs sentences? J/K lol
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Female 325
It`s creative. If you`re gonna dis something that creative, you should do it in a more creative way yourself... instead of some tired, sexist, lame "um....gay?". Daydreaming, you`ve obviously not got 2 brain cells to rub together, otherwise you`d know more than 2 words to string together into what we call, sentences.
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Female 115
um....gay?
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Female 37
right....
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Male 951
hmm. mildly amusing. much more mildly than I was hoping from the description.

come to think of it, rather lame.

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Female 165
wtf
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Male 10,115
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