What should I do if the Internet goes down?

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://www.thetoque.com/031118/internetdown.htm

A guide to help you through your down time
There are 22 comments:
Female 36
I didn`t relate with every single step. Nope. not me.
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Female 992
*Lets out breath* ahhhh....finally something to hlep me!!!!
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Male 526
some good advice..
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Male 42
i hate when people f&ck up threads...
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Male 169
Now CHE f*cked it up...
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Female 2,035
Really useful! Lol!
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Female 80
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! NOT ME. .
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Male 388
Hahahaha but it is true that some people are really addicted to suruf the web
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Female 156
funny
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Male 578
Still funny though, I like number 6: Turn On A Television Or Radio
Televisions, strange boxes that sit in your parents` living rooms, were once used to provide entertainment, long before DVDs and Playstations were invented. Televisions have the capability of broadcasting streaming information similar to the content on multimedia websites. With a "remote control," a wireless device that is like a small one-handed keyboard, you may be able to surf a limited number of "channels," while you deal with the loss of your connection. Unfortunately, television is only a one-way media.

In ancient times, radios were also used to entertain. A radio allowed you to listen to news, sports, and music, much the same way that you listen to live streaming audio on a Shoutcast server. Like the television, a radio will only have a limited selection of listening stations, and no video. Hopefully your separation from the Internet will be brief.

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Male 578
This has been posted before.
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Male 1,033
the thread is fixed now
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Female 394
LOL
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Male 11,740
LOL Estilo, I thought you were going to say there`s no way you`d spend time with your spouse, even if the internet went down! ;) I`d say it, jokingly of course.
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Female 2,074
"Spend Time With Your Spouse
Communicating with your wife or girlfriend may seem like a radical suggestion, but the time investment may offer long-term rewards. Spending any amount of time talking about your "relationship" may free up more Internet time for you later on, when your ADSL or Cable link to the World Wide Web has been restored. WARNING: These will probably be the longest hours of your life."

How sad! :(

I like the Internet and all, but it is in no way comparable to my husband...lol

He is the best :-)

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Female 197
^ Extremely good point, Ikari.

Yeah, I`ve seen this before. Pretty funny.

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Male 1,033
Sephiroth broke the thread, not satisfied is he with the complete destruction of the world by Comet, he`s come here to reak further havok, damn him and his pointy sword
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Male 161
You read it before, afterall you dont go to a doctor after you have died.
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Male 159
Heh, how are you going to read that if you have no internet?
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Female 130
yeah, number ten is a good one and true :)
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Male 955
Lol, I`ve seen this before, but number ten is sooo true.
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Male 10,115
Link: What should I do if the Internet goes down? [Rate Link] - A guide to help you through your down time

:-)

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