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Date: 02/18/05 01:13 AM

29 Responses to Unlucky Skydiver

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 1:14 am
    Link: Unlucky Skydiver - So you say you want to try skydiving?

    I have never been interested in this.

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    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 1:54 am
    This guy really needs to be a couch potatoe. He at least needs to find some hobbies that keep him grounded. Get it? Grounded? High power lines? Ah, never mind!!
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    claire1988 Male 70 & Over
    207 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 2:10 am
    Oh my god! I had goosebumbs watching it.
  4. Profile photo of JLiu
    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 2:39 am
    What was with the yellow smoke stuff? or was that just powder residue from the shoot not opening?
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    smcnic10 Female 18-29
    46 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 2:48 am
    That wasn`t smoke or powder, it was`d piss yourself too! Seriously, how many ladders did this guy walk under in his lifetime to get both of those in one shot?
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    cpux Male 18-29
    115 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 3:58 am
    I tell you, I have a notion that going in a machine that going up in a machine that takes you high up above the ground, then willingly jumping out of that machine is one of the dumbest things on the planet that you can do.
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    Huidos Male 18-29
    8 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 4:44 am
    Hey, wait a minute... if that was his first jump, wasn`t he supposed to jump attached to an instructor?
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 10:59 am
    That has to be the most unluckiest guy in the whole world!
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    alexis21 Female 18-29
    170 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 2:16 pm
    hahahahaa murphys law. law 1 human 0
  10. Profile photo of louhand
    louhand Male 13-17
    25 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 3:05 pm
    if at first you don`t succeed...don`t skydive.

    that and bungee jumping are idiotic "sports"

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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 3:07 pm
    Ha Ha, I love that tv show.
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    Ubermonkey Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 4:21 pm
    Just more proof that God is a dick
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    rockerbunny Female 18-29
    173 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:32 pm
    That sucks for him.
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 10:47 pm
    Huidos- hed been skydiving for 8 yrs, thats why he wasnt attached...

    and Now I have something to show everyone when they wonder why i dont want to willingly jump out of a plane...

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 1:50 am
    ahhaaha f.u.c.k.i.n.g hilarious!
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    harryarmpitt Male 13-17
    8 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 2:50 am
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    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 9:12 pm
    Damn! LOL I love that "...learned to pray real fast" ;P I bet he needed a new pair a` shorts after that.
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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    February 20, 2005 at 12:39 am
    `harryarmpitt` your a fool.
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    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    February 22, 2005 at 2:12 am
    Yeah, and my boyfriend wants to go skydiving. MM HMM.
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    Pancaf221 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 22, 2005 at 12:22 pm
    lol... owned
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    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 29, 2005 at 8:22 pm
    yeah i watch max x.
  22. Profile photo of snsplash
    snsplash Male 40-49
    1 post
    September 18, 2005 at 3:26 am
    The truth: What really happened!
    He`s really lucky! Lucky he didn`t panic or freeze up anymore than he did! Lucky he didn`t manage to kill himself. His instructor was pulling his arm to get him to pull his chute because he had fallen past the altitude he was trained to pull at. Look close and you`ll see him wrestle his hand from his instructor and pull a handle (Huge mistake). That handle disconnect`s
    his main parachute and is to be used to prevent entanglements with an opening reserve chute. His instructor actually pulled for him, but he had already disconnected it. Lucky his instructor was willing to risk his life (he`s 1000` past his min. pull altitude) to get his attention to pull his reserve. Lucky he wasn`t electrocuted,(a first jump student at my drop zone died doing the same thing) as his chute is easy to steer and there was nothing unlucky about his landing. He steered himself into those powerline`s. Last of all, unlucky no way! Lucky he walked away!
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    Sims9287 Female 13-17
    148 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:39 am
    I was seriously considering skydiving as a new hobby but after watching this I think you`d have to pry me off a doorframe before you got me on one of those planes :-/
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    M3NACE Male 18-29
    414 posts
    September 29, 2005 at 11:47 am
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    sez216 Female 13-17
    79 posts
    November 8, 2005 at 5:48 am
    Lol weirdo
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    itsas333cret Male 13-17
    99 posts
    January 19, 2006 at 5:42 pm
    Reminds me of this joke:

    Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

    A: One goes whack...damit and the other one goes damit...whack.

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    jkhoo Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 18, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    man this guy is so fortunate to be alive. what a loser
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    trec Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 3, 2006 at 8:44 pm
    OMG! This dude must hav had a bad instructor! I just finished my course in skydiving and i know exatly what I would have done... He had NOT pracised the emergency prosedure enough and may not have learned what you should do when you`re going to powerlines! (Try to awoid them!! You`ve got much more control than this guy seemed to have!)
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    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    December 12, 2006 at 12:58 pm
    f*ck a doddle do

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