Unlucky Skydiver

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Entertainment
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So you say you want to try skydiving?
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Female 86
woah
f*ck a doddle do
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Female 19
OMG! This dude must hav had a bad instructor! I just finished my course in skydiving and i know exatly what I would have done... He had NOT pracised the emergency prosedure enough and may not have learned what you should do when you`re going to powerlines! (Try to awoid them!! You`ve got much more control than this guy seemed to have!)
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Male 145
man this guy is so fortunate to be alive. what a loser
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Male 99
Reminds me of this joke:

Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A: One goes whack...damit and the other one goes damit...whack.

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Female 79
Lol weirdo
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Male 414
jeeeeeez....
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Female 148
I was seriously considering skydiving as a new hobby but after watching this I think you`d have to pry me off a doorframe before you got me on one of those planes :-/
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Male 1
The truth: What really happened!
He`s really lucky! Lucky he didn`t panic or freeze up anymore than he did! Lucky he didn`t manage to kill himself. His instructor was pulling his arm to get him to pull his chute because he had fallen past the altitude he was trained to pull at. Look close and you`ll see him wrestle his hand from his instructor and pull a handle (Huge mistake). That handle disconnect`s
his main parachute and is to be used to prevent entanglements with an opening reserve chute. His instructor actually pulled for him, but he had already disconnected it. Lucky his instructor was willing to risk his life (he`s 1000` past his min. pull altitude) to get his attention to pull his reserve. Lucky he wasn`t electrocuted,(a first jump student at my drop zone died doing the same thing) as his chute is easy to steer and there was nothing unlucky about his landing. He steered himself into those powerline`s. Last of all, unlucky no way! Lucky he walked away!
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Male 1,066
yeah i watch max x.
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Male 25
lol... owned
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Female 242
Yeah, and my boyfriend wants to go skydiving. MM HMM.
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Male 578
`harryarmpitt` your a fool.
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Female 785
Damn! LOL I love that "...learned to pray real fast" ;P I bet he needed a new pair a` shorts after that.
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Male 8
FFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Female 1,397
ahhaaha f.u.c.k.i.n.g hilarious!
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Female 961
Huidos- hed been skydiving for 8 yrs, thats why he wasnt attached...

and Now I have something to show everyone when they wonder why i dont want to willingly jump out of a plane...

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Female 173
That sucks for him.
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Male 47
Just more proof that God is a dick
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Male 578
Ha Ha, I love that tv show.
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Male 25
if at first you don`t succeed...don`t skydive.

that and bungee jumping are idiotic "sports"

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Female 170
hahahahaa murphys law. law 1 human 0
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Female 2,035
That has to be the most unluckiest guy in the whole world!
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Male 8
Hey, wait a minute... if that was his first jump, wasn`t he supposed to jump attached to an instructor?
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Male 115
I tell you, I have a notion that going in a machine that going up in a machine that takes you high up above the ground, then willingly jumping out of that machine is one of the dumbest things on the planet that you can do.
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Female 46
That wasn`t smoke or powder, it was urine...you`d piss yourself too! Seriously, how many ladders did this guy walk under in his lifetime to get both of those in one shot?
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Female 863
What was with the yellow smoke stuff? or was that just powder residue from the shoot not opening?
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Male 207
Oh my god! I had goosebumbs watching it.
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Male 527
This guy really needs to be a couch potatoe. He at least needs to find some hobbies that keep him grounded. Get it? Grounded? High power lines? Ah, never mind!!
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Male 10,115
Link: Unlucky Skydiver [Rate Link] - So you say you want to try skydiving?

I have never been interested in this.

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