Triumph the Dog rips Simon Cowell

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://uptown.jengajam.com/triumph_rips_simon.wmv
Simon gets what he has coming to him on Conan.
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Female 2
sry at the end it what you need to heer. my mistake.
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Female 2
For ur information smartass, cowell BROUGHT pop idol , or american idol whatever the drat u wanna call it. i live in us but ingland is the coolest place on earth, and Ive never seen the british vertion, but im sure its pretty much the same only ppl hate cowell with an accent. i thought it was prettey cool, simon kept his cool as useual, and I really look up to simon because he and like 5 other ppl are the only ones that wont say what you wanna hear, but what you wanna hear.
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Female 238
Then I guess you wouldn`t understand the Blue Collar Comedy Tour either.
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Male 2,216
If Simon Cowell was so unwanted, they wouldnt have asked him onto American Idol, which I must point out was a copy of Pop Idol, the British show which starred Simon too. If Americans have a problem, then they shouldnt take our shows (yes that includes The Weakest Link). I just think its another pathetic display of American humour based on insult, innuendo, and slapstick. Not funny.
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Male 53
"I don`t think you`re quite getting Triumph. The idea isn`t "Here`s a man with a puppet saying mean things to people." The idea is "Here is the utterly surreal dog puppet thing whose wit is so sharp it flays everyone alive regardless of who they are." Everything and everyone is a thing for Triumph "to poop on." And he just does it so well."

It`s not a case of not getting it, thats a poor defence of the supposed humour. That may be surreal to you guys, but it`s not for us. We had Rod Hull and his Emu puppet attacking people decades ago. We`ve known for ages that having a puppet allows certain behavioural rules to be broken, and you`re only just catching on. And as for sharp wit? Nonsense, Simon hardly even bothered to give him anything to reply to, and no doubt the puppeteer had plenty of time to prepare.

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Female 30
Triumph is great,and Late Night With Conan O`Brien is my favorite show,so we do get him
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Male 3,060
that was great. haha. triumph is a riot.
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Male 2,519
"I feel humbled" Simon Out.
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Female 241
If you don`t like Conan, than you can "Go back to England, bitch!"
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Male 99
"That`s like poop telling vomit it stinks" is the funniest joke.
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Male 490
"That was crap. The best America can do is a cowardly man with a puppet to help him hide as he resorts to sexuality jokes and innuendo? Rubbish"

I don`t think you`re quite getting Triumph. The idea isn`t "Here`s a man with a puppet saying mean things to people." The idea is "Here is the utterly surreal dog puppet thing whose wit is so sharp it flays everyone alive regardless of who they are." Everything and everyone is a thing for Triumph "to poop on." And he just does it so well.

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Male 62
i dont care wat u guy say, that dog waz pretty funny
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Female 302
yea, that wasnt the est of Triumph but it still was hella funny
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Male 136
hmmm I think the best part is where Simon Cowell said "I feel humbled"
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Female 128
but that supercuts joke was hella funny, had me laughin out loud :)
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Male 1
I like Triumph but I think there have been better examples of his humor (see the Star Wars clips) that might have given the Europeans a better impression.
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Female 519
i love conan, but i dont particularly care for triumph..hes so very annoying.
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Female 2,035
I love Triumph! I thought this was really funny!
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Male 164
Well then, Europe is great.. For me to poop on!

<3

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Female 409
that sucked...that`s y i do not watch that show
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Female 238
Yeah there`s a real difference :-P
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Female 316
I went to that taping in the audience, it was awsome!
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Male 534
Maybe Europeans just know the difference between good tv and utter crap...
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Female 8
eh. i dont get it
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Female 238
I thought it was hysterical. I guess the Europeans don`t get Conan O` Brian?
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Female 128
that was hella funny!
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Male 597
That was crap
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Female 163
meh, not really that funny, in my opinion. Maybe I just didn`t get it...
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Male 45
funny dog...VERY FUNNY DOG...paula looks sexy..oh wait...that`s not paula
....my, my ...the striking resemblance, they have!
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Female 197
^^ Have to agree with that.
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Male 53
That was crap. The best America can do is a cowardly man with a puppet to help him hide as he resorts to sexuality jokes and innuendo? Rubbish :-P
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Male 216
that was hilarious! definitely worth the 3 minutes to watch.
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Female 1,004
it was alrite. love the double cigars he had going tho :D
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Male 10,115
Link: Triumph the Dog rips Simon Cowell [Rate Link] - Simon gets what he has coming to him on Conan.

:-)

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