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Date: 02/11/05 07:22 AM

34 Responses to Triumph the Dog rips Simon Cowell

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    February 11, 2005 at 1:24 am
    Link: Triumph the Dog rips Simon Cowell - Simon gets what he has coming to him on Conan.

    :-)

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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 10:25 am
    it was alrite. love the double cigars he had going tho :D
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    Tanfeller Male 18-29
    216 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 10:29 am
    that was hilarious! definitely worth the 3 minutes to watch.
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    mitizzy Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 10:42 am
    That was crap. The best America can do is a cowardly man with a puppet to help him hide as he resorts to sexuality jokes and innuendo? Rubbish :-P
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    Foiled142 Female 13-17
    197 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 11:00 am
    ^^ Have to agree with that.
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    Neurotica Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 11:13 am
    funny dog...VERY FUNNY DOG...paula looks sexy..oh wait...that`s not paula
    ....my, my ...the striking resemblance, they have!
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    narfandboink Female 13-17
    163 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 11:19 am
    meh, not really that funny, in my opinion. Maybe I just didn`t get it...
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    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 11:24 am
    That was crap
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    spilla62 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 11:46 am
    that was hella funny!
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 12:47 pm
    I thought it was hysterical. I guess the Europeans don`t get Conan O` Brian?
  11. Profile photo of Miss Sterius
    Miss Sterius Female 13-17
    8 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 12:51 pm
    eh. i dont get it
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    davala Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    Maybe Europeans just know the difference between good tv and utter crap...
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    kingconan92 Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 1:35 pm
    I went to that taping in the audience, it was awsome!
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    Yeah there`s a real difference :-P
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    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    that sucked...that`s y i do not watch that show
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    Zooks Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 4:04 pm
    Well then, Europe is great.. For me to poop on!

    <3

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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
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    February 11, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    I love Triumph! I thought this was really funny!
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    niccole Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 4:29 pm
    i love conan, but i dont particularly care for triumph..hes so very annoying.
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    thinkit Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 4:48 pm
    I like Triumph but I think there have been better examples of his humor (see the Star Wars clips) that might have given the Europeans a better impression.
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    spilla62 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    but that supercuts joke was hella funny, had me laughin out loud :)
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    wolf_boy Male 18-29
    136 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 5:08 pm
    hmmm I think the best part is where Simon Cowell said "I feel humbled"
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 5:30 pm
    yea, that wasnt the est of Triumph but it still was hella funny
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    hitmanshell Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 6:21 pm
    i dont care wat u guy say, that dog waz pretty funny
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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 7:07 pm
    "That was crap. The best America can do is a cowardly man with a puppet to help him hide as he resorts to sexuality jokes and innuendo? Rubbish"

    I don`t think you`re quite getting Triumph. The idea isn`t "Here`s a man with a puppet saying mean things to people." The idea is "Here is the utterly surreal dog puppet thing whose wit is so sharp it flays everyone alive regardless of who they are." Everything and everyone is a thing for Triumph "to poop on." And he just does it so well.

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    gotribe06 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 8:00 pm
    "That`s like poop telling vomit it stinks" is the funniest joke.
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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    February 11, 2005 at 8:33 pm
    If you don`t like Conan, than you can "Go back to England, bitch!"
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    YouG Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2005 at 11:12 pm
    "I feel humbled" Simon Out.
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    February 12, 2005 at 12:37 am
    that was great. haha. triumph is a riot.
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    Jovian Female 18-29
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    February 12, 2005 at 5:53 am
    Triumph is great,and Late Night With Conan O`Brien is my favorite show,so we do get him
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    mitizzy Male 18-29
    53 posts
    February 12, 2005 at 8:48 pm
    "I don`t think you`re quite getting Triumph. The idea isn`t "Here`s a man with a puppet saying mean things to people." The idea is "Here is the utterly surreal dog puppet thing whose wit is so sharp it flays everyone alive regardless of who they are." Everything and everyone is a thing for Triumph "to poop on." And he just does it so well."

    It`s not a case of not getting it, thats a poor defence of the supposed humour. That may be surreal to you guys, but it`s not for us. We had Rod Hull and his Emu puppet attacking people decades ago. We`ve known for ages that having a puppet allows certain behavioural rules to be broken, and you`re only just catching on. And as for sharp wit? Nonsense, Simon hardly even bothered to give him anything to reply to, and no doubt the puppeteer had plenty of time to prepare.

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    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    March 16, 2005 at 7:41 am
    If Simon Cowell was so unwanted, they wouldnt have asked him onto American Idol, which I must point out was a copy of Pop Idol, the British show which starred Simon too. If Americans have a problem, then they shouldnt take our shows (yes that includes The Weakest Link). I just think its another pathetic display of American humour based on insult, innuendo, and slapstick. Not funny.
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
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    April 17, 2005 at 6:50 pm
    Then I guess you wouldn`t understand the Blue Collar Comedy Tour either.
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    whatmyname Female 70 & Over
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    August 12, 2005 at 2:02 am
    For ur information smartass, cowell BROUGHT pop idol , or american idol whatever the drat u wanna call it. i live in us but ingland is the coolest place on earth, and Ive never seen the british vertion, but im sure its pretty much the same only ppl hate cowell with an accent. i thought it was prettey cool, simon kept his cool as useual, and I really look up to simon because he and like 5 other ppl are the only ones that wont say what you wanna hear, but what you wanna hear.
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    whatmyname Female 70 & Over
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    August 12, 2005 at 2:03 am
    sry at the end it what you need to heer. my mistake.

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