Things To Say To a Neighbor You`ve Never Met Before While Shoveling

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03_voices/shovel/shovel.asp

Just like the title says.
There are 21 comments:
Male 578
"Global warming my ass. Am I right? Ha ha ha! I wish. Friggin` environmentalists. Let `em global warm this, am I right?"

Lol, that`s great!

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Male 577
"Let `em globally warm this, eh?"

Kinda weird, though. Still...

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Male 112
^^^cute pic, creepy link, i would be typing 911 into my mobile if sum guy said those to me "If it gets any colder I`m gonna slice you open like a man sandwich and climb inside your torso. Like in Empire Strikes Back. No offense".
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Male 197
ahhh, i remember that winter of `78. crazy stuff.
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Male 526
bahaha... that guys cool?..
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Male 30
If only we got snow like that over here.
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Female 2,035
Stupid but yet amusing.
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Male 384
"You wanna get high?"

oh man, i`d say that.

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Male 597
Won`t load for me
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Female 863
Ha! I like how it got more demented as it went on.
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Female 992
Sounds like my dad...I swear, he uses the same year and everything..."Haven`t seen anything like this since `78..."
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Male 490
Think he`s gone a little snow mad.
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Female 169
That was dumb
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Male 490
Think he`s gone a little snow mad.
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Male 73
This guy has to be east coast white trash. Hey fo` git aboud` it.
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Male 3,060
that was just stupid.
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Female 45
Haha Id Get My Ass Kicked For Saying Half Of That To My Neibors..Am I Right? <--Haha
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Male 181
kind of weird, too much cursing for me
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Male 2,620
Uhh, I`ll pass.
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Female 552
ok that would be things not to say....... You wanna get high?
Seriously, you into other guys? Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I`m kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you. hes asking for a beating

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Male 10,115
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