State Slogans

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An Extensive List Of Funny State Slogans
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Female 80
these are not real state slogans.. i want to know the real ones! :(
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Male 28
when would we ever need defense from canadians
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Male 526
Michigan: We`re the first line of defense from the Canadians <--- that one is kickass
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Female 992
Ha ha ha!!! Oregon`s is sooo typical...
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Female 368
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

#16

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Female 210
As another representative from North Carolina, thank you, but we have enough hillbillies and such. Please keep yours.
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Male 3,060
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really!

i`m so proud. and Big Trav: you want more hillbillies? take ours! PLEASE!!!

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Male 577
Yep!

Lol thse are good.

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Female 2,035
Lol! These are so funny.
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Female 51
Daydreamin I know exactly how you feel. It`s so true it hurts me. |-(
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Female 173
"Wyoming: Where Men Are Men, and the sheep are scared!"

Hahaha!

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Male 22
Whatever, its something to look at.
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Female 394
Illinois: Please Don`t Pronounce the S

It`s sad how many times I actually have to ask or tell people that.

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Male 20
Ohio-At least we`re not Michigan I like that.
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Male 26
I am proud of it. What other state can you find so many brands of rednecks? Damn right. Say anything bad about my state and you might find yourself surrounded by fifty good ol boys with John Deere hats and 30-aught-6s. Think I`m kidding? Remember that guy that drove into the Reflecting Pool in a tractor? From my county.
Just kidding. Everyone in my state hates my state.
I would pretend I wasnt from there if anyone asked me. But the thing about the tractor is true.
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Male 55
"We`ve got fishin folk, farmin folk, AND mountain folk"

You say that like it`s something to be proud of.

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Female 115
Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)

:( It`s sad `cause it`s so fitting for my state.

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Male 26
North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable.

Yep. We are the reason www.thetruth.com exists. And we love it >-D

Hopefully theyll add more than one for each state.
Heres another one for NC:

We`ve got fishin folk, farmin folk, AND mountain folk. Take that, West Virginia.

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Female 302
oh snap!
New York: You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney
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Female 210
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn`t Actually Surrender

Hahaha!I like.

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Male 10,115
Link: State Slogans [Rate Link] - An Extensive List Of Funny State Slogans

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