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Date: 02/17/05 08:31 PM

7 Responses to Sick Note Generator

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 17, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    Link: Sick Note Generator - Allows you to generate unusual as well as standard excuses for getting the day off work.

    :-)

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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    February 17, 2005 at 9:00 pm
    I had a preminition last night that I was going to die today - so I`m not going anywhere. I won`t even get out of bed. If I`m not in tomorrow then please invite everyone in the office to my funeral which will be held on Friday.

    Lol!

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    neszis Male 18-29
    5 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 12:52 am
    "I have the flue today, I`m not feeling up to coming in." If you can`t think the standard ones up on your own, you`re retarded.
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    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 1:35 am
    "I`m going to be studying the bible all day today, so I won`t be in … hope that’s alright. God Bless You !"

    #16! Brilliant!

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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 9:49 am
    My fav: Overnight I think I have become Trichophobic so I won`t be able to come to work today until I have shaved off all my hair. I will also require everyone in the office to remove all their hair, then I will be able to go to work.
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 10:51 am
    I have Ornithophobia, and I won`t be able to come to work today - not until the birds outside fly off. lol whos to say i dont have this lmao
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    che88 Female 13-17
    80 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 8:13 pm
    just what i needed!thanks

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