Sick Note Generator

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-make-sick-note-generator.html

Allows you to generate unusual as well as standard excuses for getting the day off work.
There are 7 comments:
Female 80
just what i needed!thanks
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Female 552
I have Ornithophobia, and I won`t be able to come to work today - not until the birds outside fly off. lol whos to say i dont have this lmao
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Female 325
My fav: Overnight I think I have become Trichophobic so I won`t be able to come to work today until I have shaved off all my hair. I will also require everyone in the office to remove all their hair, then I will be able to go to work.
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Male 679
"I`m going to be studying the bible all day today, so I won`t be in … hope that’s alright. God Bless You !"

#16! Brilliant!

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Male 5
"I have the flue today, I`m not feeling up to coming in." If you can`t think the standard ones up on your own, you`re retarded.
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Female 2,035
I had a preminition last night that I was going to die today - so I`m not going anywhere. I won`t even get out of bed. If I`m not in tomorrow then please invite everyone in the office to my funeral which will be held on Friday.

Lol!

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Male 10,115
Link: Sick Note Generator [Rate Link] - Allows you to generate unusual as well as standard excuses for getting the day off work.

:-)

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