Sell Your Soul

Submitted by: MidniteWalkr 12 years ago in Weird
http://www.ehow.com/how_110916_sell-soul-devil.html

How to sell your soul to the devil
There are 38 comments:
Male 8
lol totally fraud waste of a 100 bucks
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Male 1
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Female 429
i bought someones soul for £5.50. hehe. i own alistair =)
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Female 349
I`ve already lost my soul in a bet.
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Female 52
weird
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Male 54
So let me understand this. God wants 10% of your income for eternal "life" and Satan wants 100 bucks up front just for a little card. Nah...I`m keeping my money for something better. Grilled Stuft Burritos baby!!!
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Female 10
Wow, I`m not THAT big of a whore that I would sell me soul for...nothing.
Cha right. I need, like...at least $5
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Male 331
Who on earth would want to do that? bogus...
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Male 77
What retards.
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Male 65
where do you buy goats blood???
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Male 527
Someone mentioned that they`d rather sell their soul on eBay. That`s not a bad idea. I know a guy that sold a ball of tape on eBay for $11.75. Yes...I said a ball of tape...about 4 inches in diameter. It was made from government issue tape, too!
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Female 539
who cares really?
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Female 115
Horrible.
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Male 92
i will ask GOD to look over you all
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Male 3,060
is this not a joke? i thought it was a joke.
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Male 734
*Rolls his eyes* What scares me is that people actually believe that sorta thing. I can understand if people believe in Christianity or Islam or Buddhism or whatever, but are there people out there that seriously believe giving $100 to a "church of satan" (oxymoron?) is going to make them happier? Come on, people, this is even less convincing than that wiccan thing from last week!
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Female 156
Now people are going to get ideas and get scammed.
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Male 376
that a scam:

6. Send $100 to the Church of Satan (churchofsatan.com). In 16 weeks, you`ll receive an embossed crimson card declaring you a member of the church. This card is your means for identifying yourself as a genuine member of the Church of Satan to other members.

(LOL!!!)

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Female 1,071
I tried to sell my soul on ebay, they took the auction down
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Male 3,060
hahaha. that was funny.
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Female 253
I`ve already sold my soul. I got a nickle for it, even.
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Male 526
lol. $100.. lol
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Female 229
Dude, someone should do that...
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Male 2,372
Awesome
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Female 93
OKay... If I want to sell my soul, I`m selling it on ebay!
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Female 344
That raises the question, what would the devil want with 100$?
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Female 2,035
That was really strange.
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Female 249
u got to be kidding..
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Male 200
Thats totally freaky i never wanna see that page again
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Male 32
pay a $100. i thought we were SELLIN our soul, not BUYIN somethin
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Female 189
ehow.com really does teach you how to do anything...
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Male 46
that`s kinda misleading about the whole satanic "religion." it`s more of a philosophy, and a lot like zen. it stresses that people (mainly christians) are fools for depriving themselves of what they enjoy for the sake of a better life after death. more like, "this is the life we got, people, and we gotta enjoy it" than "hail satan".

the main reason it picks satan as its icon is to piss off christians, who are the largest american group to preach abstinence of enjoyable things in favor of "eternal life".

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Female 992
alright...if I was going to sell my soul, i would sell it for a lot more...like a few million bucks, if not more.
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Male 146
The church of satan is materialistic.

How odd.

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Male 117
aha. i like the $100 part. such a fraud...
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Male 667
So, let me get this straight, I`m selling my soul, but I have to GIVE the buyer a hundred bucks???
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Male 115
What I want to know is, what would I get for it?
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Female 394
Link: Sell Your Soul [Rate Link] - How to sell your soul to the devil

:-)

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