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LOL!!! i love this thing!!! ask her to call you by your name. she does.
Well well well.
OK, I`m really done this time. The most fun I`ve ever had wasting time.
(OK, I`ve gotta stop now. HILARIOUS!)
(God, I`m sorry-I know thats sorta offensive, but it`s just SO FUNNY!!)
(This thing is f-in hilarious!!)
<At least she listens.>
This guy i
tell him he`s `creeeeeeeeeeeepy`, he he hiccups through the vowels.
>You: Give me a blow job >Intellibuddy: You want only one?>You: Yes please >Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.
You: Neo is gay >Intellibuddy: That is just a rumor.>You: I saw him sucking you off >Intellibuddy: What did it look like to you?>You: Very dirty >Intellibuddy: Perhaps. Quite honestly, I wouldn`t worry myself about that.
There is a secret motivation behind this........
>You: I am interested in your penis >Intellibuddy: Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Have you tried a web search?>You: No I can`t say that I have. Do you have a penis? >Intellibuddy: Um, Why can`t you do say that I have?I am a neutral robot. Are you a man or a woman?>You: A woman >Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.
He has issues.
Bwha. ha. hahahhaha.
niiiiiiiice I like the basketball guy :)
Proof that one day robots will really take over the world!
Wow. Im having to much fun with this!
<Me: Do you know Michael Jackson?<Intellibuddy: Michael Jackson is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.<Me: Have you met Michael Jackson?<Intellibuddy: That information is confidential.
Ha ha ha!