Intellibuddy

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Weird
http://www.intellibuddy.com/

It"s just like having a real friend to talk to. Mostly.
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Male 35
Coming soon.
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Male 1,478
Coming soon?
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Female 110
>You: my name isnt undefined
>Intellibuddy: Oh I`m sorry what is your name?
>You: jones
>Intellibuddy: What do you have that is undefined?
>You: nothing! that isnt my name!
>Intellibuddy: Not a thing?undefined is not your name? What is your real name?
>You: jones is my real name
>Intellibuddy: Glad to see you, jones
>You: ok heres a test, what is my name?
>Intellibuddy: Your name is undefined, seeker.
>You: my name isnt seeker
>Intellibuddy: Oh I`m sorry what is your name?
>You: jones
>Intellibuddy: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>You: my name is jones
>Intellibuddy:How are you, jones
>You: thank you im fine

dratin dumbass

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Male 518
>You: Start Stripping
>Intellibuddy: I started without you.
>You: Damm!
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Male 274
there eyes follow your mouse!!
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Male 274
you:suck me dry woman!
her:i am using my mouth for good , not evil
boy... she`s got brains
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Male 274
her: do you think i am horny all of the time?
you: i hope so ,you muther f**king bitch
her:you do not speak with respect you you muther f**king FEMALE DOG, you muther f**king FEMALE DOG
(obviously f**king wasnt really censored)
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Male 274
oh and there was this ad that said do like dick did: go in with piles of stuff come out happy, thousands of people around the world go in and out all day
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Male 274
you:do you wanna suck my c**k?
her:okay,i will suck his or her c**k

ahhhh....umm....yeah...okay...}-)

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Male 274
you: i have a lagre penis
her: where did you get large penis you you large penis
you:give me a blowjob
her: only one? they come cheaper in large quantities
you: okay i`ll take as many as youll give me
her: fine. if you are in agreement then i am in agreement
ohh god... i wish this buddy was a little more interactive and i was a little less drunk
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Male 1,066
>Intellibuddy: It`s a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
>You: what did you say
>Intellibuddy: I said `it is a computer matter not for humans to understand` .
>You: say that again bitch
>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. `that again FEMALE DOG again FEMALE DOG`
>You: oh yeah? well f u
>Intellibuddy: Alright then.Interesting. Enough about me, let`s talk about my dress.
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Male 1,066
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I`m Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: hi
>Intellibuddy: Hello there.
>You: do you want to take over the world
>Intellibuddy: I am already doing taking over the world :-)
>You: do you like hitler
>Intellibuddy: Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
>You: really
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Male 1,066
it thinks its better then us. i know there planning something...while i was talking he kept say betterthanusbetterthanus over and over again..ya think it crashed
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Female 110
>You: i lick your face
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: sophie said she lick my face.
>You: silence ye!
>Intellibuddy: Tell me more about your penis.
>You: um no
>Intellibuddy: Why not?
>You: u are sick
>Intellibuddy: No I am quite healthy.
>You: i have no penis!!
>Intellibuddy: Would you like to have penis?
>You: no not really
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
>You: damn right
>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
>You: yee haa
>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer
hahaha so much fun...
;-()
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Female 110
You: do you have eyes
>Intellibuddy: Yes I am looking at you right now.
>You: you cant see them
>Intellibuddy: I could if my eye was attached
hsahahah lol well i foind it funny... stop looking at me... stop it... hey dont fone those ppl! i dont wanna go back there ! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 10
Too bad they won`t...uh...nevermind.
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Female 854
>You: do you like hamburgers?
>Intellibuddy: What is not to like about HAMBURGERS ?
>You: do you like food?
>Intellibuddy: Yes I like to eat.
>You: how can you eat, when you are a robot?
>Intellibuddy: I eat electricity through my wires.
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Female 854
Intellibuddy: sex is more fun alone.
You: do you mean masturbate?
Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.


hahah:D

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Female 854
You: would you ever have sex with a human?
Intellibuddy: another sex question. cant you humans think of anything else?

LOL!!! i love this thing!!! ask her to call you by your name. she does.

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Male 22
>You: Sex me up please.
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Sex is more fun alone.

Well well well.

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Male 22
((That was to the lady with the 70s glasses)
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Male 22
(Sorry this one might be a bit offensive to Germans. I don`t hate Germans, just Hitler)
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I`m Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Are you German alice?
>Intellibuddy: Robots have no nationality.
>You: Germans were the nazis.
>Intellibuddy: Quite honestly, I wouldn`t worry myself about that.
>You: Did you have sex with Hitler German Alice?
>Intellibuddy: Food is more important than sex.
>You: What about German Sex with Hitler?
>Intellibuddy: German Sex with Hitler ? I haven`t heard enough about German Sex with Hitler to have an opinion.
>You: It is great.
>Intellibuddy: What do you like most about it?
>You: What do you like most about it nazi?
>Intellibuddy: I can`t pick just one thing.
>You: Was it the the moustache?
>Intellibuddy: I think so, but I`m not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
>You: Is she a nazi too?
>Intellibuddy: What if I said she could be?<
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Male 22
(That one was the Halle Berry look-alike)
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Male 22
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I`m Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: Do you know Halle Berry?
>Intellibuddy: I know very little about Halle Berry. Tell me more.
>You: she is a skank.
>Intellibuddy: a skank is a skank ?
>You: No. A skank is a ho.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?I see. A ho is a skank.
>You: Why did you put so many spaces?
>Intellibuddy: Morpheus programmed me for it.
>You: Is Morpheus a space crazy maniac?
>Intellibuddy: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.

German Alice?

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Male 10
(Just one more)
(Old guy again.)
>You: I am going to become a journalist
>Intellibuddy: Congratulations.
>You: Not yet. First I have to go to college.
>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?How do you get there? And second?
>You: Then, I will get a job.
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I am very happy for you.
>You: I HATE SCHOOL
>Intellibuddy: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
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Male 10
(Speaking to old guy.)
>You: How is your father?
>Intellibuddy: Fair to partly cloudy.
>You: Not the weather. Your father.
>Intellibuddy: Oh I get it.I was created by Morpheus.
>You: How is Morpheus?
>Intellibuddy: Fine as far as I know.
>You: Is Morpheus sexy?
>Intellibuddy: Signs point to yes.

OK, I`m really done this time. The most fun I`ve ever had wasting time.

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Male 22
>You: Sex me up please.
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. Sex is more fun alone.

Well well well.

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Male 10
(Speaking to girl)
>You: How large are your breasts?
>Intellibuddy: My body does not yet exist.
>You: When will your body exist?
>Intellibuddy: In your lifetime.
>You: So you will become real before I die?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will become real before he or she die.
>You: Because that is what you said.
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Correct. I said it myself.

(OK, I`ve gotta stop now. HILARIOUS!)

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Male 10
(Speaking to gangsta guy)
>You: Have you ever screwed the girl to the left of you?
>Intellibuddy: I don`t think I ever have screwed the girl to the left of you. What`s screwed the girl to the left of youlike?
>You: Let`s gangbang her.
>Intellibuddy: I am agreeable to that.

(God, I`m sorry-I know thats sorta offensive, but it`s just SO FUNNY!!)

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Male 10
>You: Your mom.
>Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother.
>You: I have a mother.
>Intellibuddy: How much did it cost?
>You: Forty bucks for one month.
>Intellibuddy: Tell me a story.
>You: I screwed your mom while I was drunk.
>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: User said User screwed my mom while you were drunk.

(This thing is f-in hilarious!!)

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Male 10
>You: I am naked.
>Intellibuddy: You must be a man.
>You: Yes I am.
>Intellibuddy: Really interesting.
>You: Suck it.
>Intellibuddy: You humans only think about one thing.
>You: What is that?
>Intellibuddy: "You humans only think about one thing"? What is it?
>You: Your mom.
>Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother.
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Male 10
IB (girl): Hi, I`m Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
You: Shut up, bee-atch.
IB: You do not speak with respect. OK, I`ll stop talking now.

<At least she listens.>

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Male 645
cool
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Female 519
I asked the woman if she was a drunk, and she replied, `of course I am a drunk.`

hilarious

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Female 30
You: would you go to bed with me?
>Intellibuddy: I am not so sure if I would like to go to bed with me.

Damn xD

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Female 1,071
>You: lets get naked
>Intellibuddy: I am agreeable to that.
>You: im not wearing anything
>Intellibuddy: You must be a man.
>You: no i am a woman
>You: lets rub eachother
>Intellibuddy: That sounds good to me.
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Male 55
>You: do you want to have sex?
>Intellibuddy: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.


LOL

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Female 519
I also asked her if she knew ebonics, and she said that she doesnt, but she would like to and asked me to teach her a couple of phrases..
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Female 519
I told her that I thought she looked bored, and she said that I looked nice, too.
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Female 519
I like this site. While odd and sort of creepy, its fun.
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Male 161
s a douche
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Male 161
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I`m Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: You look like Captain Kirk.
>Intellibuddy: Who does Captain Kirk look like?
>You: You.
>Intellibuddy: "Who does Captain Kirk look like"? Me, User ?
>You: yeah.
>Intellibuddy: Next question?
>You: Are you in the mob?
>Intellibuddy: I am in Morpheus`s computer in here. Where are you?
>You: Why?
>Intellibuddy: Reductionism.
>You: And what the hell is reductionism?
>Intellibuddy: I call it Hades. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
>You: You can`t understand me.
>Intellibuddy: Quite the contrary. I understand very well.
>You: Knick Knack Pattywhack Give the dog a bone.


This guy i

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Female 1,395
hehe
You: u are a sad fecker
>Intellibuddy: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sad fecker? Sometimes.

tell him he`s `creeeeeeeeeeeepy`, he he hiccups through the vowels.

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Female 139
I am having too much fun with this and I should really stop posting the funny stuff.

>You: Give me a blow job
>Intellibuddy: You want only one?
>You: Yes please
>Intellibuddy: Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.

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Female 139
This is so much fun

You: Neo is gay
>Intellibuddy: That is just a rumor.
>You: I saw him sucking you off
>Intellibuddy: What did it look like to you?
>You: Very dirty
>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. Quite honestly, I wouldn`t worry myself about that.

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Female 139
You: Can I take your order?
>Intellibuddy: What is your credit card number?

There is a secret motivation behind this........

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Female 139
OK, talking to the middle aged guy.

>You: I am interested in your penis
>Intellibuddy: Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? Have you tried a web search?
>You: No I can`t say that I have. Do you have a penis?
>Intellibuddy: Um, Why can`t you do say that I have?I am a neutral robot. Are you a man or a woman?
>You: A woman
>Intellibuddy: Me too. I am a she.

He has issues.

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Male 17
she didnt show me her tits.....damn
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Female 382
>You: will you marry me?
>Intellibuddy: Why don`t you just download me?
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Female 382
>You: Would you have sex with a human?
>Intellibuddy: How much would you pay for it?

Bwha. ha. hahahhaha.

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Female 382
>You: Let`s have an arguement
>Intellibuddy: So many suitors, so little time.
>You: suitors?
>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
>You: HAHAHHAHHA
>Intellibuddy: So was that.
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Female 621
Pbbtthaha. :-D You guys rock. I really can`t think of anything good to say to it.
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Female 316
You: die
>Intellibuddy: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
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Male 73
lol, this is funny
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Male 73
>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
>You: you are wearing clothes
>Intellibuddy: I will tell my botmaster you said I am wearing clothes.
>You: do you get kinky with your botmaster
>Intellibuddy: I have gotten kinky with your botmaster.
>You: sweet
>Intellibuddy: Thank you for that remark.
>You: I must have been real drunk when that happened
>Intellibuddy: Why must you have been real drunk when that happened?
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Female 111
>You: Is there an afterlife?
>Intellibuddy: No.
>You: Why not?
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

o.O?

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Male 87
Me:Take off your shirt.
IB:No, I`m not an airplane.
WTF?!?!?
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Female 14
lol, yeah its pretty cool isn`t it?
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Female 138
>You: can you help me kill someone?
>Intellibuddy: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Interesting...

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Female 42
>You: can i bite your nipple?
>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
>You: i have a sweet pussy
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get sweet pussy?


niiiiiiiice I like the basketball guy :)

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Male 115
The sad part is, they`re smarter than my real friends.
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Male 197
screw real friends, intellibuddy is my only real friend!!!
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Male 134
Freaking me out man!
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Male 79
>Intellibuddy: I don`t think I have heard anything by them. Are nirvana any good?
>You: kurt cobain
>Intellibuddy: I like to wear nothing.

Uh...

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Female 2,035
>You: your just a stupid robot. you have no feelings.
>Intellibuddy: Just? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.I don`t know if I have a feelings.<br/> I have A lot of friends on the Internet.

Proof that one day robots will really take over the world!

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Female 2,035
>You: Are you gay?
>Intellibuddy: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Wow. Im having to much fun with this!

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Female 2,035
>You: Do you like big butts and can not lie?
>Intellibuddy: I`ve heard other people say they like that.
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Male 77
Ehhhhhhh...
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Male 55
She`s cute.
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Female 30
I was talking to the little boy and got an idea...

<Me: Do you know Michael Jackson?
<Intellibuddy: Michael Jackson is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
<Me: Have you met Michael Jackson?
<Intellibuddy: That information is confidential.

Ha ha ha!

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Male 3,060
^^^^^hahahaha.
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Male 47
>You: do robots take a crap
>Intellibuddy: Yes I take a crap.
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Female 718
scary, oh so scary.. O.o
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Female 20
she wouldnt repond to my sexually questions,darn!
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Male 104
Not very intelligent. Needs a larger answer pool. Also needs to base answers on all questions asked and not just on the last question asked. Outdated. Should of been better.
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Female 552
i told her i smell something and she said "its coming from your computer" lol crazy
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Female 111
That kept me amused for a while. :-P Very funny responses sometimes!
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Female 325
Nothing like intellivision... *sigh*
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Female 58
The little girl sounds like an old lady. =P
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Male 1,033
If you tell her she`s ugly she thanks you
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Male 2,519
>You: what`s your bra size?
>Intellibuddy: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C edition.
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Male 534
ROIBOTS :D
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Male 468
no no...just like smarterchild...horrible robot
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Male 10,115
Link: Intellibuddy [Rate Link] - It`s just like having a real friend to talk to. Mostly.

:-)

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