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Date: 02/03/05 06:09 AM

22 Responses to If Condoms had Sponsors

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 2:07 am
    Link: If Condoms had Sponsors - What would they look like?

    :-)

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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 7:32 am
    lol the slogan`s all fit pretty well
  3. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 8:20 am
    Good one ;)
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    zinzin1012 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 9:10 am
    great...i`m still laughing! quite cleaver indeed
  5. Profile photo of JLiu
    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 10:34 am
    HAHAHA! Finger lickin good! I thought those were very clever. I also liked the M&M and MickyDs ones.
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    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 1:23 pm
    LMAO! I love those!
  7. Profile photo of jinexile
    jinexile Male 18-29
    141 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 1:36 pm
    Seems like there hasn`t been a new company added since I got this in an chain email in 1995, this one is missing a whole bunch too.
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    tasha28 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 4:28 pm
    LOL my favorite is the M&Ms
  9. Profile photo of littleluke
    littleluke Male 13-17
    53 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    lmfao the soooo funny
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    stellarblow Female 18-29
    51 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 5:02 pm
    i`ve seen this before, i liked the one i got because it had Snickers Guaranteed to Satisfy
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 6:03 pm
    i kept getting the same 5....and they`re missing a whole bunch.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    February 3, 2005 at 7:15 pm
    LOL! Thats great!
  13. Profile photo of jinexile
    jinexile Male 18-29
    141 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 12:47 am
    Mcdonalds one is using the old slogan. "I`m loving it." works pretty good too.

    Here`s some of the better ones from an email I got.

    Allstate: "You`re in good hands now." (If thats so why bother with a condom ;))
    Dairy Counsil: "Got Milk?"
    Alpo: "Doesn`t your dog deserve Alpo" (ok that`s a bit mean to you s/o)
    Carls Jr.: "If it doesn`t get all over the place, it doesn`t belong in your face." (one of my favorites)
    Hawiian punch: "Hey! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Sure! POW!"
    Johnson`s Baby Shampoo: "No more tears."
    Maxwell: "Tastes as good as it smells."
    Nissan: "Life is a journey. Enjoy the ride."
    1-800-Collect: "Save a buck or two."
    Palmolive dishsoap: "You`re soaking in it"
    Palmolive face soap: "Keep that schoolgirl complexion."
    Quaker Oats: "Nothing is better for thee, than me."
    Serta Matress: "You`ll

  14. Profile photo of jinexile
    jinexile Male 18-29
    141 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 12:47 am
    oops:
    Serta Matress: "You`ll feel the difference the moment you lie down."

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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 1:18 am
    the maxwell house one should be "good to the last drop"
  16. Profile photo of *interpol*
    *interpol* Male 13-17
    22 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 8:04 am
    thats so funny!
  17. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 11:34 pm
    That`s pretty good. I wish it wasn`t randomized so I`d know whether I`ve seen all of them.
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    aod Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 11:42 pm
    funny

  19. Profile photo of aod
    aod Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 11:42 pm
    haha
  20. Profile photo of aod
    aod Male 13-17
    3 posts
    February 4, 2005 at 11:43 pm
    really?
  21. Profile photo of imreally11
    imreally11 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    February 6, 2005 at 12:51 am
    What pervert made this up?Funny though....
  22. Profile photo of PinkDiamond
    PinkDiamond Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 29, 2005 at 8:12 pm
    Very clever lol

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