Have you ever been dumped by a chat room girlfriend?

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://thetoque.com/020312/chatdump.htm

""I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP"s of some private FTP sites.""
There are 45 comments:
Male 190
XD, that is great!
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Male 21
haha gotcha! %_$
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Male 21
Fckuing hell
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Male 21
FARRKING HELL
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Male 21
drating hell
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Male 21
Funny as fudgecing hell.
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Female 2,244
sounds like a joke..
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Male 3,060
hahaha!!! this was great! and nice post, loathedmouse.
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Male 1,371
lol kinda like the flash "she blocked me"
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Female 45
alright i admit i`m LUV_U2, but i had to dump him! I mean he still said "lol" instead of "lolz" he was just to socially akward in my social domain of "kewl peeps part DEUX" and sure he gave me those IP adresses. but i he was such a lamer! we couldn`t be together after i found up he was STILL using dial-up! gross. and plus, he wasn`t as l337 as he was pretending to be. what a n00b.
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Male 259
I feel his pain, Tighty_gurl4EVA where are you!!

*sobs*.

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Male 424
thats just sad.....
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Male 15
did any1 see da link 4 nude puics of britney well geuss wat no nude pics so that site was lame p.s haaaaa haaaaaaaaa wat an idiot
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Male 25
it`s not as funny as the idiots posting who don`t see that it`s a parody article like theonion.com.
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Male 5
Was he really crying?...*holding in laughter*...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 4
What a sad sign of the times it is that I believed that was real at first! Very funny!
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Female 139
"The smilicons we shared were special, but now I may never smilicon again"

Bless.

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Male 2,620
It says right on the page that it`s humor/parody. I thought it was alright, kinda funny at parts. And I agree, the first person who came to mind after I saw the picture was Reese.
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Female 168
whoa...oh that was FAKE... but to know people are like that is so pathetic. Three words: GET-A-LIFE G
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Male 90
ok that was dumb
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Male 14
guys this is serious business, ive been dumped before and it hurts.......... o wait this happened online--what a loser!.....umm, i was lying before too, ive never been dumped i always dump them HA HA thatll show those chiks whose boss
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Male 132
hard to believe there are people out there like him even though it`s a fake article...
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Female 173
Heh. That`s pathedic.
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Female 51
seriously, think about it, do you really think something like this could be real?

of course it was fake. it was hysterical to read though!

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Female 181
Aw dude....thats sad!
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Male 103
That was hilarious
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Male 951
It`s a satire piece, but it hits all the true points so it may as well be real.
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Female 2,035
Wow.Thats just sad.
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Female 269
That kid reminds me of someone I know.
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Female 519
that was very stupid

i thought the same thing, 3mm@

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Female 552
how sad im sure this isnt real but then again there is some crazy stuff out there.
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Female 256
lol! that guy looks like reese from malcolm in the middle
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Female 571
is this real???its not as funny as i thought it would be
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Female 106
Haha. Great satire there, made me smile just a tad.
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Female 163
Ah, that`s so sad... in more ways than one.
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Female 249
hehe.. it`s almost like a real article
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Male 424
OMG is this guy serious lol
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Female 992
I freaking loved this!! So funny!
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Male 22
man thats a ummm... sad story lol
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Male 22
.................HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thts messed up.
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Male 597
He needs to get a life
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Female 81
bwuahaha, how pathetic.
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Female 273
that was..interesting...
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Male 405
i dont think thats funny..lol
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Male 10,115
Link: Have you ever been dumped by a chat room girlfriend? [Rate Link] - ``I gave her my love, my devotion, and the IP`s of some private FTP sites.``

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