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Date: 02/18/05 12:04 PM

29 Responses to Accident Play-by-Play

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 12:06 pm
    Link: Accident Play-by-Play - Guy describes a funny accident over a voicemail message. Audio only.


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    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 12:30 pm
    I wish I could`ve seen that. HEEEHehE
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    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 12:43 pm
    :/ I`m never gonna treat little old ladies poorly again...
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    kruger97 Male 18-29
    80 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 12:43 pm
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    jag1989 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 1:33 pm
    This guys laugh is the best thing ever
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    louhand Male 13-17
    25 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 2:03 pm
    hm.... want to believe it`s real...but why describe what version of the Bible it is....
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 3:38 pm
    Wow! That guy has a freaky laugh!
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    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    I want to believe it`s real too, but the guy gives a LOOOT of details that seem unneccessary, like the color of the guy`s shirt and having a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Maybe that`s just who he is, though.
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    Deretinchie Male 18-29
    6 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 4:05 pm
    I heard that on the John Boy and Billy show about a week ago.
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    allen98600 Male 18-29
    65 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:12 pm
    ahahahaha thats funny ... i havent laughed that hard since i was little girl
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    p4nd4z Female 18-29
    302 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:26 pm
    Oh Snap!
    oh man, the narrator`s voice was so annoying tho!
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    unholypond Male 18-29
    6 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:27 pm
    that was the most annoying thing ever, it wasn`t even funny, i would have to see it to believe it
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    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    That sounds rather staged.
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    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 5:52 pm
    Mother Goose? HAHAHA!
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    Aneurysm Female 13-17
    184 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm
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    FaceDown Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 7:29 pm
    i think its real, although i agree the guys details are a little tedious and unneccessary, still funny though
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    i_am_24601 Female 13-17
    232 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 9:40 pm
    She hit him over the head with a bible....I can imagine my grandmother doing that.
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 10:16 pm
    lol! i could not stop laughing. I would have died a little bit ifi listened to that at my work.
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    Ser3ph Male 13-17
    6 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 10:28 pm
    I heard this one on the radio last week on my way to work and I couldn`t stop laughing until I got there.
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    Rikushix Male 13-17
    577 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 12:39 am
    Ok, that guy cam reaaaalllly, close to hyperventilating. Man , I wish I could`ve seen his boss` face.
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    ShaggyR Male 18-29
    176 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 1:20 am
    I hate to be the one to say this. I really do. But I find it to be necessary.

    You people are bordering on insanity if you believe that this is true.

    Think about it. Pouring are in your car behind an accident...could you identify what exact book someone was holding?

    The odds of a 4 foot tall woman beating a man into submission with a book: 18 million to one. The odds of a person being able to identify an exact version of the bible from a car in the pouring rain: 18 million to one.

    Add those together and give your head a shake.

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    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 1:59 am
    This story is on snopes. For those who don`t know, is a website dedicated to uncovering the truth behind urban legends. This peticular story, however, is listed as undetermined so I guess it`s up to debate.
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    Mr Makaveli Male 13-17
    47 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 2:22 am
    There`s no way it`s real.
    1.The "message" is extremely long.
    2.Like 6 different old ladies come into play.
    3.All of the aforementioned.
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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 4:30 pm
    Yeah, well once, about 2 years ago I saw a man who had a cigarette that was 2 and a half cm long in his mouth. But then he flew over the magical rainbow of greenness.
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    dwi_dwi Female 18-29
    269 posts
    February 19, 2005 at 9:33 pm
    I got bored and stopped after the old lady attacked him with an umbrealla. Funny? Not really.
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    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    February 20, 2005 at 9:00 am
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    kold Male 13-17
    1 post
    February 20, 2005 at 5:00 pm
    LMFAO ROFL! Mother Goose, too funny, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH YOU WERE HERE" lol.
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 5:38 am
    Oh my God Buddy even is this is fake my belly button is now an adams apple RFLMAO!!!!
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    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    March 25, 2005 at 9:46 am
    that was so hilarious i had tears coming out of my eyes

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