Accident Play-by-Play

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://mfile.akamai.com/5022/wma/coast.download.akamai.com/5022/clips/05/02/020305_incident.asx
Guy describes a funny accident over a voicemail message. Audio only.
There are 29 comments:
Female 353
that was so hilarious i had tears coming out of my eyes
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Female 755
Oh my God Buddy even is this is fake my belly button is now an adams apple RFLMAO!!!!
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Male 1
LMFAO ROFL! Mother Goose, too funny, "HAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISH YOU WERE HERE" lol.
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Male 597
Boring
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Female 269
I got bored and stopped after the old lady attacked him with an umbrealla. Funny? Not really.
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Male 1,523
Yeah, well once, about 2 years ago I saw a man who had a cigarette that was 2 and a half cm long in his mouth. But then he flew over the magical rainbow of greenness.
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Male 47
There`s no way it`s real.
1.The "message" is extremely long.
2.Like 6 different old ladies come into play.
3.All of the aforementioned.
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Male 139
This story is on snopes. For those who don`t know, snopes.com is a website dedicated to uncovering the truth behind urban legends. This peticular story, however, is listed as undetermined so I guess it`s up to debate.
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Male 176
I hate to be the one to say this. I really do. But I find it to be necessary.

You people are bordering on insanity if you believe that this is true.

Think about it. Pouring rain...you are in your car behind an accident...could you identify what exact book someone was holding?

The odds of a 4 foot tall woman beating a man into submission with a book: 18 million to one. The odds of a person being able to identify an exact version of the bible from a car in the pouring rain: 18 million to one.

Add those together and give your head a shake.

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Male 577
Ok, that guy cam reaaaalllly, close to hyperventilating. Man , I wish I could`ve seen his boss` face.
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Male 6
I heard this one on the radio last week on my way to work and I couldn`t stop laughing until I got there.
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Female 961
lol! i could not stop laughing. I would have died a little bit ifi listened to that at my work.
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Female 232
She hit him over the head with a bible....I can imagine my grandmother doing that.
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Male 181
i think its real, although i agree the guys details are a little tedious and unneccessary, still funny though
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Female 184
interesting.
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Female 211
Mother Goose? HAHAHA!
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Male 578
That sounds rather staged.
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Male 6
that was the most annoying thing ever, it wasn`t even funny, i would have to see it to believe it
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Female 302
Oh Snap!
oh man, the narrator`s voice was so annoying tho!
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Male 65
ahahahaha thats funny ... i havent laughed that hard since i was little girl
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Male 6
I heard that on the John Boy and Billy show about a week ago.
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Female 192
I want to believe it`s real too, but the guy gives a LOOOT of details that seem unneccessary, like the color of the guy`s shirt and having a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Maybe that`s just who he is, though.
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Female 2,035
Wow! That guy has a freaky laugh!
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Male 25
hm.... want to believe it`s real...but why describe what version of the Bible it is....
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Male 47
This guys laugh is the best thing ever
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Male 80
Hahahahaha!
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Male 734
:/ I`m never gonna treat little old ladies poorly again...
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Male 337
I wish I could`ve seen that. HEEEHehE
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Male 10,115
Link: Accident Play-by-Play [Rate Link] - Guy describes a funny accident over a voicemail message. Audio only.

:-)

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