10 things every girl should know about a boy`s privates

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

Funny article from a supposedly pro-abstainence site. Warning: adult subject matter.
There are 73 comments:
Female 1,697
hahaha
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Male 2,620
Wow that was weird and kinda funny.
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Female 325
Hey Lebosietak... I don`t pay, I don`t have 1000 post, and I`ve suggested links. Just suggest! It`s not hard.
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Female 129
Well you`re going to get spam deleted, and that time will never come, Lebo!

And wow, how stupid do you have to be to not realise that this is a satire? )-|

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Female 476
made me giggle
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Female 30
WTF but LMAO at the same time if possible. :-)
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Female 127
Haha! Breaking off, that`s awesome.
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Female 220
WTF
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Female 440
While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

Hehe.

Seriously Fiveseven and all others like him, they are not really like that.

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Female 755
I have one question.Why is tonya harding standing next to the pure laura bush??
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Female 42
just as many calories as hagen daaz....well i`ll be damned
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Male 178
" The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That`s why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!""

LMAO

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Female 1,181
fiveseven, you`re a man after my own heart.
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Male 1,371
lol
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Male 2
You are absolutely right. But stop to consider that we have a "triple in-bred, mentally retarded shut-in" running this country.

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Female 420
It is so obnoxious when ppl come on here and after viewing a site that it so obviously a joke say half-wit things like, "Stupid prejudice witch... " (as if she truly said that in reality), and "...is that real or spoof?". OMG only a triple in-bred, mentally retarded, shut-in would think, for even 1/2 a second, any of that was true.
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Female 208
uh oh... what`s this?
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Male 1,031
Trichinosis is just plain funny.
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Female 790
"When a boy`s disgusting private goes inside of a girl`s shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm."

Heehee. ;-)

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Female 390
Yay, crappy satire
woooo
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Male 134
You know all you ladies want me even MORE now. ;)
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Female 552
that was funny :)
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Female 178
i was going to say about what fiveseven said..i think i`ve heard these warnings in a church my sister attends
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Male 2
It would be easier to distinguish between real site or parody site if the religious psychotics had not been cramming that crap down our throats for the last one thousand years or so.
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Male 90
wtfs up with 5? r they talking about 4skin?
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Male 3,060
people. it`s a parody! not real! ok?
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Female 785
LMAO OMG I don`t think I`ve ever been so disguted and so amused at the same time...
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Male 4
OH MY GOD!!! That was hilarious! I really doubt all that crap they said man. And did anybody see the testimonials on the home page.LOL
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Male 1,083
That was awful. Whomever wrote it either has a really twisted mind , or is a man hater.
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Male 263
i like # 9
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Female 2,035
Ha! Great spoof. Very funny!
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Female 146
very funny, I loved it!
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Female 325
Hey Boys! SCRAM! Go to THIS SITE: www.sexisforfags.com

Yes, it`s a parody site. Get a grip ppl.

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Male 578
It`s a spoof site, look at the bottom of the page it says: "©2005 Chickenhead Productions".
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Female 48
hahahaha...is that real or spoof?
Jesus, whoever they are, these people are nutcases. Man, that is freaky.
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Male 578
Lol a feminazi site.
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Female 217
is that serious? I cannot believe that isnt a mick take. sorry
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Female 1
Davala and Mhhdaycare - It`s a parody, not an article written by Laura Bush. She has better things to do, like...vacuum the White House or something. ^_~
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Female 1,395
v funny, but thats true about a boy`s privates sporting a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax !!! ignore it at your peril!!
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Female 394
Lol!
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Female 519
had high hopes for it, thought it would be funny..but it turned out to be pure sh*t.
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Female 132
I am a female, and I throught it was VERY crazy and funny
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Male 146
hahaha
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Female 406
"To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises"
)-|

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Female 406
haha great spoof. Abstienence Only Coolness For Girls!!! oh, boy!
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Female 249
hey, that`s bad..
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Male 534
Crazy woman...
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Male 637
That was goofy. :-P
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Female 37
Hahahahaha. :)
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Male 1,523
ok... I don`t think she was talking about male humans...
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Male 10,115
Link: 10 things every girl should know about a boy`s privates [Rate Link] - Funny article from a supposedly pro-abstainence site. Warning: adult subject matter.

:-)

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