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Date: 02/28/05 06:13 AM

73 Responses to 10 things every girl should know about a boy`s privates

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    February 27, 2005 at 11:14 pm
    Link: 10 things every girl should know about a boy`s privates - Funny article from a supposedly pro-abstainence site. Warning: adult subject matter.

    :-)

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    Mat Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 6:58 am
    ok... I don`t think she was talking about male humans...
  3. Profile photo of ballpoints
    ballpoints Female 13-17
    37 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 7:27 am
    Hahahahaha. :)
  4. Profile photo of DaWeirdo
    DaWeirdo Male 13-17
    637 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 8:10 am
    That was goofy. :-P
  5. Profile photo of davala
    davala Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 8:40 am
    Crazy woman...
  6. Profile photo of alpy_lost4gd
    alpy_lost4gd Female 18-29
    249 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:14 am
    hey, that`s bad..
  7. Profile photo of flovebunny
    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:41 am
    haha great spoof. Abstienence Only Coolness For Girls!!! oh, boy!
  8. Profile photo of flovebunny
    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:44 am
    "To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises"
    )-|

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    Musteval Male 13-17
    146 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 10:07 am
    hahaha
  10. Profile photo of mariah2390
    mariah2390 Female 50-59
    132 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 10:08 am
    I am a female, and I throught it was VERY crazy and funny
  11. Profile photo of niccole
    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 10:16 am
    had high hopes for it, thought it would be funny..but it turned out to be pure sh*t.
  12. Profile photo of MidniteWalkr
    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 11:44 am
    Lol!
  13. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 11:49 am
    v funny, but thats true about a boy`s privates sporting a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax !!! ignore it at your peril!!
  14. Profile photo of Elvin
    Elvin Female 18-29
    1 post
    February 28, 2005 at 1:03 pm
    Davala and Mhhdaycare - It`s a parody, not an article written by Laura Bush. She has better things to do, like...vacuum the White House or something. ^_~
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    desert_rose Female 18-29
    217 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 1:21 pm
    is that serious? I cannot believe that isnt a mick take. sorry
  16. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 2:10 pm
    Lol a feminazi site.
  17. Profile photo of angrymonkey
    angrymonkey Female 13-17
    48 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 2:29 pm
    hahahaha...is that real or spoof?
    Jesus, whoever they are, these people are nutcases. Man, that is freaky.
  18. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 2:37 pm
    It`s a spoof site, look at the bottom of the page it says: "©2005 Chickenhead Productions".
  19. Profile photo of kathaclysm
    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 3:27 pm
    Hey Boys! SCRAM! Go to THIS SITE: www.sexisforfags.com

    Yes, it`s a parody site. Get a grip ppl.

  20. Profile photo of Spushy
    Spushy Female 30-39
    146 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 3:55 pm
    very funny, I loved it!
  21. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 4:08 pm
    Ha! Great spoof. Very funny!
  22. Profile photo of lukast
    lukast Male 18-29
    263 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    i like # 9
  23. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 7:37 pm
    That was awful. Whomever wrote it either has a really twisted mind , or is a man hater.
  24. Profile photo of Tacoofdoom
    Tacoofdoom Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 7:59 pm
    OH MY GOD!!! That was hilarious! I really doubt all that crap they said man. And did anybody see the testimonials on the home page.LOL
  25. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 8:23 pm
    LMAO OMG I don`t think I`ve ever been so disguted and so amused at the same time...
  26. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:05 pm
    people. it`s a parody! not real! ok?
  27. Profile photo of memorex1515
    memorex1515 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    wtfs up with 5? r they talking about 4skin?
  28. Profile photo of FiveSeven
    FiveSeven Male 30-39
    2 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:36 pm
    It would be easier to distinguish between real site or parody site if the religious psychotics had not been cramming that crap down our throats for the last one thousand years or so.
  29. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 9:41 pm
    i was going to say about what fiveseven said..i think i`ve heard these warnings in a church my sister attends
  30. Profile photo of sweetpeachy1
    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 11:12 pm
    that was funny :)
  31. Profile photo of JussSumGuy
    JussSumGuy Male 13-17
    134 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 11:24 pm
    You know all you ladies want me even MORE now. ;)
  32. Profile photo of warblossom
    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    February 28, 2005 at 11:43 pm
    Yay, crappy satire
    woooo
  33. Profile photo of Cindy75
    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 12:07 am
    "When a boy`s disgusting private goes inside of a girl`s shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm."

    Heehee. ;-)

  34. Profile photo of Cheese King
    Cheese King Male 18-29
    1031 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 12:14 am
    Trichinosis is just plain funny.
  35. Profile photo of lonepoet
    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 1:47 am
    uh oh... what`s this?
  36. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 3:35 am
    It is so obnoxious when ppl come on here and after viewing a site that it so obviously a joke say half-wit things like, "Stupid prejudice witch... " (as if she truly said that in reality), and "...is that real or spoof?". OMG only a triple in-bred, mentally retarded, shut-in would think, for even 1/2 a second, any of that was true.
  37. Profile photo of FiveSeven
    FiveSeven Male 30-39
    2 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 7:52 am
    You are absolutely right. But stop to consider that we have a "triple in-bred, mentally retarded shut-in" running this country.

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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 11:36 am
    lol
  39. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 11:46 am
    fiveseven, you`re a man after my own heart.
  40. Profile photo of Guerrilla
    Guerrilla Male 18-29
    178 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 11:53 am
    " The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That`s why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!""

    LMAO

  41. Profile photo of oig0il
    oig0il Female 18-29
    42 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 3:00 pm
    just as many calories as hagen daaz....well i`ll be damned
  42. Profile photo of muggyloc
    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 3:28 pm
    I have one question.Why is tonya harding standing next to the pure laura bush??
  43. Profile photo of TurtleTurtle
    TurtleTurtle Female 18-29
    440 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 7:59 pm
    While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

    Hehe.

    Seriously Fiveseven and all others like him, they are not really like that.

  44. Profile photo of Sw33t_Lipz
    Sw33t_Lipz Female 13-17
    220 posts
    March 1, 2005 at 8:34 pm
    WTF
  45. Profile photo of prez1985
    prez1985 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    March 3, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    Haha! Breaking off, that`s awesome.
  46. Profile photo of Baps
    Baps Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 4, 2005 at 11:52 pm
    WTF but LMAO at the same time if possible. :-)
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    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    made me giggle
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:01 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:01 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:01 pm
    trying
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:01 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:01 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:02 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:02 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:02 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:02 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:02 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:03 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:03 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    funny
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:03 pm
    links
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:03 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:04 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:04 pm
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    Lebosietak Female 18-29
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    March 6, 2005 at 7:04 pm
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    Parabola Female 18-29
    129 posts
    March 6, 2005 at 7:17 pm
    Well you`re going to get spam deleted, and that time will never come, Lebo!

    And wow, how stupid do you have to be to not realise that this is a satire? )-|

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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    March 7, 2005 at 11:17 am
    Hey Lebosietak... I don`t pay, I don`t have 1000 post, and I`ve suggested links. Just suggest! It`s not hard.
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    March 9, 2005 at 4:10 pm
    Wow that was weird and kinda funny.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    December 21, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    hahaha

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