Who says teenage girls can`t rap?

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.dahv.com/

Oh yeah, that"s right, they can"t.
There are 90 comments:
Female 111
Holy CRAP, that girl sucks! Poor thing. And wha the hell is "zingy zing zong"?
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Female 154
shoot me
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Male 259
Zinga zing zong??
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Female 15
I think one of the things that worries me is that she`s singing "Pass the Shirley Temple."

That, right there ...

Jesus, this is bad.

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Female 394
Well, I certainly don`t want to listen to her. But I`m not her target age group (or that other girl`s). Someone mentioned that she has Disney Channel potential - I`d agree with that. And if I was gonna hear a little kid listening to rap, I`d want them started out on this, then going to the older teenage rappers, then move on to the rest.
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Female 21
omfg.

thats hot, shes tyte.
i want to marry her

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Female 178
i actually thought she was pretty good for a ten year old girl..i mean..i`ve heard worse from professional singers. and it`s much better for kids to listen to then "go to sleep bi*ch, die mother-fuc*ker die"
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Female 142
I would be humiliated if I was her.
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Female 17
awwww bless her she`s onli young!
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Male 2,620
*shudders* Love Song *shudders*
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Male 134
this scared me more than the `love song`
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Female 161
the funniest song on there was the one where she boasted about her rapping ablities. That was so funny
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Female 5
shouldn`t**
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Female 5
So, unless she knows any of us personally, she should care about what people think of her. And we think she is terrible.
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Male 176
Everyone settle down. It is a young girl for God sake.
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Female 85
*flush*

yup. thats music, going down the drain. cant we all just rewind to the 80s and 70s please??? ugh that is discusting, i feel SOO bad for her.

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Female 278
Makes her look a pro
--Oh my god on the website she just `rapped` the words: shake my hips and I seriously thought she jsut said `shake my tits` :-/
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Female 125
lushlukex18x, people would respect your opinion more if you learned how to type and spell.
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Male 2,620
*sigh* How depressing...
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Female 299
Wow. Kind of makes you appreciate the quality involved in adult contemporary.
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Male 13
dont be out or order about her!
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Male 157
jesus christ someone kill me now be4 the world ends. omg go back to disney , FRIGGIN IDIOT!
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Female 295
haha, "i got mad flow". right.
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Male 152
YOU ARE HER ARENT YOU!!!!

you def. are.

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Male 13
i emailed her did u all know she is a really sweet little girl! she dont thik she is brilliat she just wants to do it,i sent er a really mean email an she was just really sweet..anher parent sdonmt se her she wanted to do it an they just went along with her..an when 22 yr old black blokes threaten to kill her cus she cant rap..well she is only 10..dont be so sad an just let a little girl follow her dream..she aint gona get a number one but that dont matter she just wantrs to do wot she wants without ridacule!
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Female 1,340
oh boy
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Male 152
school is the best song ever.
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Male 152
i bought her album.
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Male 2
oh yeah. i forgot, if you wanna hear some real music go here: www.madbeats.com/fish
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Male 2
let me just say this. it is sad to an extent, but for some odd reason i have had that song 7654321 on repeat for a while. see, i like disney cartoons and she has like hit all the bases for what it takes to make a disney song. so, i think i got hooked. dang this world. i hope she stops rapping. but i agree: a boob job and all that, and she is the next brittney spears. thats all it takes.
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Female 122
OMG! That is funny!
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Female 6
It is Awful >.<

"Celebrity friends" Thats the most patetic i have ever heard.

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Female 71
Was that rap? was that EVEN MUSIC???? well, ok... good luck on her career, rapping :-/
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Female 409
O MY GOD!:-O
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Female 748
Actually, I`d rather listen to that than most rap out today.
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Male 616
I thought Vanilla Ice wasn`t allowed to have children...
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Male 72
Oh my God I`m gonna hurl. ;-/
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Male 440
Quote "He loved Dahv`s performance and is looking forward to seeing next year!"

...but because of a brain hemorage enduced by her singing,hes not expected to live throught the night.

And who the hell dared give them a gmail account ...

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Male 440
Lol it says you can get free dahv posters.Not only would you have to give me 2 truck loads of latinum to even think of accepting.If i did it would go stright to my puppy`s poo area.
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Male 3,060
"Dahv’s energized personality and unique sound was spotted on the Internet by ‘star maker’ Jim Reyes – part of the Wright Stuff Entertainment Group who were responsible for the success of the Backstreet Boys, N Sync and Pink. “There`s a buzz coming from her like an electrical charge”, says Reyes, “she’s got so much energy and puts on an amazing show for her fans.”"

Well THAT figures!

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Female 195
I`m really embarrassed for her...what happens when she gets older and people make fun of her (if they don`t already)...that`s gonna suck.
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Male 468
daddy don`t trip..i cleaned my room!
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Male 468
omg...she has a song called `7 6 5 4 3 2 1`

im gonna cry..she`s so sad!

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Female 25
I mean that totaly sucked! im 11 and i know that even sucked! i havent even herd of her! i mean uh"duh" i mean i hated it! it so sucked she cant even sing! she`s ugly to!
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Male 1
Somone please shoot me now, Please just take me out of my misery. Please, like shoot me with this *hand over a .357*
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Male 146
Quote: 2004 ... that`s my year.

Right.

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Female 129
who signed this girl anyways? whats wrong witht hem?
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Female 129
what is her name? dave? i love the line, people ask whos that girl in the sixth grade her rap is tight? tight? you`re white and you
`re rapping about school and slumber parties. this is classic. i love it!!!
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Male 152
<random> There is a kid in my school who is a rapper signed to atlantic records </random>
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Male 62
the funniest thing, though, is that she went to something called "crunkfest". now, I`m white, but I can tell whether someone is crunk or not. And she is not.
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Male 43
the song i meen
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Female 20
wow...that was horrible but funny
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Male 62
What a god-awful thing that would be if she did a duet with Aaron Carter...Yay! mass suicides!
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Male 43
wow i have a fountain of blood coming out my ears it sounded like an attemted old school rap yet it waz failed miserbly
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Female 129
Sounded like something they`d play on the Disney Channel. "Daddy Don`t Trip"?!? *shudder* What kind of music will our children and granchildren be forced to endure?
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Female 232
Oh God......
one of her songs is called "daddy don`t trip". egad.
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Female 2,035
OMG! My ears My ears!!!!!!!
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Female 3
wow. I think that its so sad that she has all this money invested in her and she sucks...I mean, there are such talented people out there that don`t even get noticed.
such trash.
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Male 3,060
wow....somebody who actually makes the crap they play on the radio and MTV sound GOOD!!!!
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Male 80
horrible just horrible
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Female 11
My god..
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Female 234
Oh, man, that was bad.
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Male 38
Never thought about it, but now I would.
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Female 60
oh for the love of buddha! O_O
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Male 83
X-(
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Male 83
as bad as that girl, did you hear her???????
;-() > x-(
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Male 103
How bad can someone get???
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Male 83
wtf, is this real? that was pure sh*t. she sucks so bad it would make her mom barf.
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Female 863
Eh, throw her into a short skirt and get her some implants and she be famous in a blink of an eye. Older perverted men need some new eye candy.
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Male 578
Oh god that`s crap!
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Male 34
Rofl i just went to the home page listened to all her songs and laughed my ass off
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Male 56
I also can`t figure out if the people in the forums are making fun of her or if they`re serious. If they`re serious, thats just sad.
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Male 56
WOW thats just great. And look what I found real deep into the site, just being bored.

HA!

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Male 955
I got 2 seconds into it and had to stop it, my ears started bleeding =/
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Female 6
O.....M.....G

That is just *blank* :|

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Male 169
id rather hear a god fart
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Male 1,033
throw in a couple of BiHatch`s some f*cks, c*nts and sh*ts and I reckon she could have a promising rap career
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Male 110
The horror! The horror!
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Male 214
oh my God that wasn`t a joke o.o
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Female 1
W....T.....F..????
Im so scared now its....scary
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Female 121
That was really sad. :-( ...and painful. It sucked.
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Male 384
what a slap in the face to the people who CAN rap
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Female 5
haha...wow...that was really hurtful
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Female 21
that was just pure bad!
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Female 130
She`s not even a teen, she`s only 10! I read her "411" and I think they should reword part of it, saying she`s fulling of spunk is not an image you want to portray of a 10 year old
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Female 210
Man thats one of the worst things I`ve ever heard.

Some teenage girls can rap though. I can. But.. she sounds like a prep attempting to rap. So terrible.

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Male 597
"i hang with friends, thats what i do at school"

How lame

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Female 420
Poor kid. Her money hungry parents are probably behind it.
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Male 616
She can`t sing either.
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Male 10,115
Link: Who says teenage girls can`t rap? [Rate Link] - Oh yeah, that`s right, they can`t.

Man, that`s awful.

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