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Date: 01/12/05 01:54 AM

90 Responses to Who says teenage girls can`t rap?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 1:53 am
    Link: Who says teenage girls can`t rap? - Oh yeah, that`s right, they can`t.

    Man, that`s awful.

  2. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:01 am
    She can`t sing either.
  3. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:08 am
    Poor kid. Her money hungry parents are probably behind it.
  4. Profile photo of Homer1234
    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:39 am
    "i hang with friends, thats what i do at school"

    How lame

  5. Profile photo of PinkICEE
    PinkICEE Female 13-17
    210 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:49 am
    Man thats one of the worst things I`ve ever heard.

    Some teenage girls can rap though. I can. But.. she sounds like a prep attempting to rap. So terrible.

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    wotsitgizmo Female 30-39
    130 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:54 am
    She`s not even a teen, she`s only 10! I read her "411" and I think they should reword part of it, saying she`s fulling of spunk is not an image you want to portray of a 10 year old
  7. Profile photo of kwhitty
    kwhitty Female 18-29
    21 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 3:06 am
    that was just pure bad!
  8. Profile photo of prettyluckyg
    prettyluckyg Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:08 am
    haha...wow...that was really hurtful
  9. Profile photo of gizmo331
    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:23 am
    what a slap in the face to the people who CAN rap
  10. Profile photo of trackchic90
    trackchic90 Female 13-17
    121 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 7:11 am
    That was really sad. :-( ...and painful. It sucked.
  11. Profile photo of Nillhachien
    Nillhachien Female 18-29
    1 post
    January 12, 2005 at 8:53 am
    W....T.....F..????
    Im so scared now its....scary
  12. Profile photo of Shikikan
    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 9:14 am
    oh my God that wasn`t a joke o.o
  13. Profile photo of Rich_in_VA
    Rich_in_VA Male 40-49
    110 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 9:28 am
    The horror! The horror!
  14. Profile photo of Lou Two
    Lou Two Male 18-29
    1033 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 9:31 am
    throw in a couple of BiHatch`s some f*cks, c*nts and sh*ts and I reckon she could have a promising rap career
  15. Profile photo of whatup09
    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 9:58 am
    id rather hear a god fart
  16. Profile photo of EmmisBaby
    EmmisBaby Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 10:11 am
    O.....M.....G

    That is just *blank* :|

  17. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 11:10 am
    I got 2 seconds into it and had to stop it, my ears started bleeding =/
  18. Profile photo of Shivx
    Shivx Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 11:21 am
    WOW thats just great. And look what I found real deep into the site, just being bored.

    HA!

  19. Profile photo of Shivx
    Shivx Male 13-17
    56 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 11:23 am
    I also can`t figure out if the people in the forums are making fun of her or if they`re serious. If they`re serious, thats just sad.
  20. Profile photo of Loony
    Loony Male 13-17
    34 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 12:11 pm
    Rofl i just went to the home page listened to all her songs and laughed my ass off
  21. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 1:16 pm
    Oh god that`s crap!
  22. Profile photo of JLiu
    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:22 pm
    Eh, throw her into a short skirt and get her some implants and she be famous in a blink of an eye. Older perverted men need some new eye candy.
  23. Profile photo of yeaya12
    yeaya12 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:27 pm
    wtf, is this real? that was pure sh*t. she sucks so bad it would make her mom barf.
  24. Profile photo of Jopari
    Jopari Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:36 pm
    How bad can someone get???
  25. Profile photo of yeaya12
    yeaya12 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:51 pm
    as bad as that girl, did you hear her???????
    ;-() > x-(
  26. Profile photo of yeaya12
    yeaya12 Male 13-17
    83 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 2:52 pm
    X-(
  27. Profile photo of Pediophobia
    Pediophobia Female 18-29
    60 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 3:03 pm
    oh for the love of buddha! O_O
  28. Profile photo of sansarf
    sansarf Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 3:35 pm
    Never thought about it, but now I would.
  29. Profile photo of shortone_
    shortone_ Female 18-29
    234 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 3:46 pm
    Oh, man, that was bad.
  30. Profile photo of lucky_dice
    lucky_dice Female 13-17
    11 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 3:57 pm
    My god..
  31. Profile photo of nickisgod1
    nickisgod1 Male 18-29
    80 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:03 pm
    horrible just horrible
  32. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    wow....somebody who actually makes the crap they play on the radio and MTV sound GOOD!!!!
  33. Profile photo of Killer Tofu
    Killer Tofu Female 13-17
    3 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:19 pm
    wow. I think that its so sad that she has all this money invested in her and she sucks...I mean, there are such talented people out there that don`t even get noticed.
    such trash.
  34. Profile photo of Wildcat07070
    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    OMG! My ears My ears!!!!!!!
  35. Profile photo of i_am_24601
    i_am_24601 Female 13-17
    232 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:33 pm
    Oh God......
    one of her songs is called "daddy don`t trip". egad.
  36. Profile photo of Aelia
    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 4:33 pm
    Sounded like something they`d play on the Disney Channel. "Daddy Don`t Trip"?!? *shudder* What kind of music will our children and granchildren be forced to endure?
  37. Profile photo of spikeyman592
    spikeyman592 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:24 pm
    wow i have a fountain of blood coming out my ears it sounded like an attemted old school rap yet it waz failed miserbly
  38. Profile photo of desmond
    desmond Female 13-17
    20 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    wow...that was horrible but funny
  39. Profile photo of rca26_1
    rca26_1 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    What a god-awful thing that would be if she did a duet with Aaron Carter...Yay! mass suicides!
  40. Profile photo of spikeyman592
    spikeyman592 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:25 pm
    the song i meen
  41. Profile photo of rca26_1
    rca26_1 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:28 pm
    the funniest thing, though, is that she went to something called "crunkfest". now, I`m white, but I can tell whether someone is crunk or not. And she is not.
  42. Profile photo of milkenacow
    milkenacow Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 5:58 pm
    <random> There is a kid in my school who is a rapper signed to atlantic records </random>
  43. Profile photo of Theresa626
    Theresa626 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 6:18 pm
    what is her name? dave? i love the line, people ask whos that girl in the sixth grade her rap is tight? tight? you`re white and you
    `re rapping about school and slumber parties. this is classic. i love it!!!
  44. Profile photo of Theresa626
    Theresa626 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 6:20 pm
    who signed this girl anyways? whats wrong witht hem?
  45. Profile photo of Musteval
    Musteval Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 6:31 pm
    Quote: 2004 ... that`s my year.

    Right.

  46. Profile photo of Vinzbcod04
    Vinzbcod04 Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 12, 2005 at 6:39 pm
    Somone please shoot me now, Please just take me out of my misery. Please, like shoot me with this *hand over a .357*
  47. Profile photo of Cassandra!
    Cassandra! Female 13-17
    25 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 8:14 pm
    I mean that totaly sucked! im 11 and i know that even sucked! i havent even herd of her! i mean uh"duh" i mean i hated it! it so sucked she cant even sing! she`s ugly to!
  48. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 8:25 pm
    omg...she has a song called `7 6 5 4 3 2 1`

    im gonna cry..she`s so sad!

  49. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    daddy don`t trip..i cleaned my room!
  50. Profile photo of cottcandy222
    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 8:29 pm
    I`m really embarrassed for her...what happens when she gets older and people make fun of her (if they don`t already)...that`s gonna suck.
  51. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 12, 2005 at 9:13 pm
    "Dahv’s energized personality and unique sound was spotted on the Internet by ‘star maker’ Jim Reyes – part of the Wright Stuff Entertainment Group who were responsible for the success of the Backstreet Boys, N Sync and Pink. “There`s a buzz coming from her like an electrical charge”, says Reyes, “she’s got so much energy and puts on an amazing show for her fans.”"

    Well THAT figures!

  52. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 12:40 am
    Lol it says you can get free dahv posters.Not only would you have to give me 2 truck loads of latinum to even think of accepting.If i did it would go stright to my puppy`s poo area.
  53. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 12:43 am
    Quote "He loved Dahv`s performance and is looking forward to seeing next year!"

    ...but because of a brain hemorage enduced by her singing,hes not expected to live throught the night.

    And who the hell dared give them a gmail account ...

  54. Profile photo of greenknight
    greenknight Male 30-39
    72 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:00 am
    Oh my God I`m gonna hurl. ;-/
  55. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:46 am
    I thought Vanilla Ice wasn`t allowed to have children...
  56. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 2:26 am
    Actually, I`d rather listen to that than most rap out today.
  57. Profile photo of tiggergal
    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 3:45 am
    O MY GOD!:-O
  58. Profile photo of ladypink
    ladypink Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 6:47 am
    Was that rap? was that EVEN MUSIC???? well, ok... good luck on her career, rapping :-/
  59. Profile photo of EmmisBaby
    EmmisBaby Female 13-17
    6 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 8:41 am
    It is Awful >.<

    "Celebrity friends" Thats the most patetic i have ever heard.

  60. Profile photo of EStimpert
    EStimpert Female 18-29
    122 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 9:25 am
    OMG! That is funny!
  61. Profile photo of pheliosaquar
    pheliosaquar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 12:37 pm
    let me just say this. it is sad to an extent, but for some odd reason i have had that song 7654321 on repeat for a while. see, i like disney cartoons and she has like hit all the bases for what it takes to make a disney song. so, i think i got hooked. dang this world. i hope she stops rapping. but i agree: a boob job and all that, and she is the next brittney spears. thats all it takes.
  62. Profile photo of pheliosaquar
    pheliosaquar Male 18-29
    2 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 12:38 pm
    oh yeah. i forgot, if you wanna hear some real music go here: www.madbeats.com/fish
  63. Profile photo of milkenacow
    milkenacow Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:30 pm
    i bought her album.
  64. Profile photo of milkenacow
    milkenacow Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:31 pm
    school is the best song ever.
  65. Profile photo of Morguebabe
    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:42 pm
    oh boy
  66. Profile photo of lushlukex18x
    lushlukex18x Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 1:52 pm
    i emailed her did u all know she is a really sweet little girl! she dont thik she is brilliat she just wants to do it,i sent er a really mean email an she was just really sweet..anher parent sdonmt se her she wanted to do it an they just went along with her..an when 22 yr old black blokes threaten to kill her cus she cant rap..well she is only 10..dont be so sad an just let a little girl follow her dream..she aint gona get a number one but that dont matter she just wantrs to do wot she wants without ridacule!
  67. Profile photo of milkenacow
    milkenacow Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 3:54 pm
    YOU ARE HER ARENT YOU!!!!

    you def. are.

  68. Profile photo of Btrfly701
    Btrfly701 Female 18-29
    295 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 4:54 pm
    haha, "i got mad flow". right.
  69. Profile photo of folife
    folife Male 13-17
    157 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 7:32 pm
    jesus christ someone kill me now be4 the world ends. omg go back to disney , FRIGGIN IDIOT!
  70. Profile photo of lushlukex18x
    lushlukex18x Male 18-29
    13 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 7:55 pm
    dont be out or order about her!
  71. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 8:15 pm
    Wow. Kind of makes you appreciate the quality involved in adult contemporary.
  72. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 10:56 pm
    *sigh* How depressing...
  73. Profile photo of deanimal90
    deanimal90 Female 13-17
    125 posts
    January 14, 2005 at 11:42 pm
    lushlukex18x, people would respect your opinion more if you learned how to type and spell.
  74. Profile photo of Sleepy_Cat
    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    January 14, 2005 at 11:53 pm
    Makes her look a pro
    --Oh my god on the website she just `rapped` the words: shake my hips and I seriously thought she jsut said `shake my tits` :-/
  75. Profile photo of short_stop
    short_stop Female 13-17
    85 posts
    January 15, 2005 at 2:41 am
    *flush*

    yup. thats music, going down the drain. cant we all just rewind to the 80s and 70s please??? ugh that is discusting, i feel SOO bad for her.

  76. Profile photo of ShaggyR
    ShaggyR Male 18-29
    176 posts
    January 15, 2005 at 2:55 am
    Everyone settle down. It is a young girl for God sake.
  77. Profile photo of Gremlin14
    Gremlin14 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    January 15, 2005 at 4:06 am
    So, unless she knows any of us personally, she should care about what people think of her. And we think she is terrible.
  78. Profile photo of Gremlin14
    Gremlin14 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    January 15, 2005 at 4:08 am
    shouldn`t**
  79. Profile photo of zinis
    zinis Female 18-29
    161 posts
    January 15, 2005 at 11:20 pm
    the funniest song on there was the one where she boasted about her rapping ablities. That was so funny
  80. Profile photo of mediawhore91
    mediawhore91 Male 13-17
    134 posts
    January 17, 2005 at 12:21 am
    this scared me more than the `love song`
  81. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    January 17, 2005 at 12:54 am
    *shudders* Love Song *shudders*
  82. Profile photo of xXxcanadxXx
    xXxcanadxXx Female 13-17
    17 posts
    March 5, 2005 at 5:16 pm
    awwww bless her she`s onli young!
  83. Profile photo of zombie
    zombie Female 18-29
    142 posts
    March 7, 2005 at 1:37 am
    I would be humiliated if I was her.
  84. Profile photo of angelbrat
    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 13, 2005 at 2:53 am
    i actually thought she was pretty good for a ten year old girl..i mean..i`ve heard worse from professional singers. and it`s much better for kids to listen to then "go to sleep bi*ch, die mother-fuc*ker die"
  85. Profile photo of heartATTACKK
    heartATTACKK Female 18-29
    21 posts
    March 13, 2005 at 3:35 am
    omfg.

    thats hot, shes tyte.
    i want to marry her

  86. Profile photo of MidniteWalkr
    MidniteWalkr Female 18-29
    394 posts
    April 13, 2005 at 1:09 am
    Well, I certainly don`t want to listen to her. But I`m not her target age group (or that other girl`s). Someone mentioned that she has Disney Channel potential - I`d agree with that. And if I was gonna hear a little kid listening to rap, I`d want them started out on this, then going to the older teenage rappers, then move on to the rest.
  87. Profile photo of luckystar07
    luckystar07 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 31, 2005 at 3:55 am
    I think one of the things that worries me is that she`s singing "Pass the Shirley Temple."

    That, right there ...

    Jesus, this is bad.

  88. Profile photo of tamahau
    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    May 31, 2005 at 3:58 am
    Zinga zing zong??
  89. Profile photo of gowidaflo
    gowidaflo Female 18-29
    154 posts
    July 30, 2005 at 8:53 am
    shoot me
  90. Profile photo of bookaholic22
    bookaholic22 Female 70 & Over
    111 posts
    June 1, 2006 at 5:41 pm
    Holy CRAP, that girl sucks! Poor thing. And wha the hell is "zingy zing zong"?

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