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Date: 01/04/05 06:37 PM

42 Responses to The Future of Starbucks

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 6:36 pm
    Link: The Future of Starbucks - Starbucks in the hands of Nazis? Hmm.

    :-)

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    sweetpeas Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 6:58 pm
    That was rather amusing.
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    retard90 Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 4, 2005 at 7:07 pm
    alright this is gay. starbucks cant possibly be in the hands of nazis because if it were we would know. you would be able to tell when you go in because they would be slappin jewish starz on evry person they suspected to be a jewish person so if you think that starbucks is in the hands of nazis think about what i just told you so dont be dissing starbucks just on some stupid rumour that is just gay >-( >-( >-( >-( >-( >-(
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    i_love_anime Female 18-29
    206 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 7:19 pm
    i think you need a little less caffiene, retard90...
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    hckyguy14 Male 18-29
    356 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 8:04 pm
    Starbucks is just pissed because Dunkin Dounuts has them out in New England and probably most of the country
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    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 8:29 pm
    retard90, chill. It was only a joke thing
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    Minya Female 18-29
    122 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 8:32 pm
    But anyhoo *ahem* Aaaaaaahhhh!! *Runs from nearest Starbucks*
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    AJcoolchick Female 18-29
    394 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 8:35 pm
    Hmmm... Suddenly I need some coffee.... Where am I going to get a good cup of coffee darnit it!
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    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 9:28 pm
    sorry, starbucks---wal-mart beat you to world domination (whoda thunk it?).

    yeah, reatard...just breath. it`s not even a rumor. it was a joke. cuz there are starbucks everywhere. get it?

    haha..."starbucks coffee just owned you"...i thought that was funny.

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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 9:29 pm
    All I have to say is...interesting...
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    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 10:00 pm
    lol its funnt how on a one cup in there it says "all your black coffie is belonging to us."
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    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    January 4, 2005 at 10:21 pm
    What was with the Safeway sign? It`s okay we always have Dunkies. There better anyways, and cheeper too.
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    JMF145 Male 18-29
    376 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 12:04 am
    it was good...
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    . because bush died
  14. Profile photo of ballpoints
    ballpoints Female 13-17
    37 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 6:51 am
    Hahaha they killed bush.

    If they are Nazis, then I`m gonna go work for starbucks just so I can kill Bush in real life with my... CHOCOLATE MOCHA FRAPPACINO OF DOOM. >D

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    tjp1633 Male 18-29
    92 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 9:01 am
    i think i want to join them and make a sh*t lode of money
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    cherry_icee Female 13-17
    30 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 3:09 pm
    ha ha that was oddly amusing. Chill retard it`s from albinoblacksheep.com a joke site
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    sykoman214 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 3:51 pm
    Has anyone actually seen the video of a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks in Texas?
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    spikeyman592 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 4:52 pm
    HAIL STARBUCKS!!!!! jk
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    medabombace Male 18-29
    6 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 6:03 pm
    HEIL LORD STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWWHAHAAHAHAH!!! BWWHAHAHAHAHAH!!BWWHAHAAHAH!!! and retard90, go die, jewbag
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    SkatePepsi Male 13-17
    53 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 6:55 pm
    That was great.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 7:37 pm
    OH NO! Starbucks has turned me into a soldier of there evil plot! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! lol!
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    BadDay123 Female 18-29
    224 posts
    January 5, 2005 at 8:20 pm
    I could go for a Chi Tea right about now.
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    sthp67 Male 70 & Over
    137 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 12:37 am
    i hate starbucks with a passion youd have to see to believe. its gross. coffee is gross. seattle is gross.it smells bad and they are always right next to each other, what the hells with that? they should have in-n-outs right next to each other that would be good.
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    WTF?!? Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 6:29 am
    Seattle isnt so bad...I mean Nirvana was the
    seattle sound after all :-)

    But I thought the cartoon was OK...I wouldnt say It was nescisarily funny though...it was sorta odd.

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    EStimpert Female 18-29
    122 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 8:42 am
    Starbucks is addicting but too expensive.
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    caylor1 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 7:34 pm
    Dumb, however it is already true about "Starbucks" being on every corner.
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    ladypink Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 4:25 am
    Weird... Starbucks- a coffe house, dominating the world...
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    Cassandra! Female 13-17
    25 posts
    January 10, 2005 at 6:20 pm
    LOL!that was frickin hallarious!i loved it! i love the part where its like "starbucks has just owned you"thats SO funny!
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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    January 10, 2005 at 6:59 pm
    I love that reference to `All Your Base Are Belong to Us`!! That`s so funny. Was it made by the same people, do you think?
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    Stingray955 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    January 11, 2005 at 3:18 pm
    wacko
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    futrdictator Male 13-17
    3 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 10:26 pm
    First...retard90 relax man.
    Second...I support bush and i still think that was a hilarious clip.
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 8, 2005 at 3:49 am
    If id have known it was made by albino sheep i wouldnt have watched it!They are sick puppies!!
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    March 8, 2005 at 3:50 am
    Sick Puppies at albino black sheep!!
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    heartATTACKK Female 18-29
    21 posts
    March 8, 2005 at 3:56 am
    whoa.
    i thought this was about starbursts.

    whatever.

    that was odd.
    lovely music though

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    uniquechick Female 13-17
    3 posts
    March 8, 2005 at 11:13 am
    i don`t even like starbucks...come to think of it i don`t even like coffee..you can smell starbucks from miles away...!!
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    imastar Female 18-29
    136 posts
    March 14, 2005 at 10:42 pm
    o god
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    The Hawk Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 8, 2005 at 11:15 pm
    mmmmmmmmmm....coffee
  38. Profile photo of The Hawk
    The Hawk Male 13-17
    131 posts
    April 8, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    anyway,that was funny
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    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    January 15, 2006 at 6:31 pm
    SAY IT ISNT SO!!! Actually, I like Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf better. They have smoothies. = )
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    DevinJ973910 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 7, 2006 at 3:39 pm
    i`ve only been to a starbucks once.. pretty good stuff, though
  41. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    October 28, 2006 at 7:09 pm
    Oh my, I love Starbucks! It`s the best ever... too bad the nearest one to me is an hour away :(
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    berthaballs Female 18-29
    31 posts
    January 5, 2007 at 1:13 am
    Starbucks is for cool ppl only...... booya

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