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Date: 01/25/05 10:29 PM

24 Responses to Love Compatibility Test

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 10:27 pm
    Link: Love Compatibility Test - Checks to see if you are compatible with your sexual partner

    :-)

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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 10:33 pm
    If he farts in bed, then the Sagittarius female is the kind of person who will either fart back at him, or ram his head under the covers just to watch him suffocate in his own vile `vapours of death`.

    hahahahahaha

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    flovebunny Female 18-29
    406 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 10:34 pm
    i`m on the leo-virgo cusp, and either way, my relationship is good. :-)
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    Sleepy_Cat Female 13-17
    279 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 10:59 pm
    Why the flip would I shoot grape seeds, fire ping pong balls or shove a cork covered in superglue up my date`s arse when he farts in bed??
    OOh I`m so wild and crazy!
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 11:26 pm
    Lol!! Pretty funny!
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    hckyguy14 Male 18-29
    356 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 11:27 pm
    The calm, romantic Piscean female is probably going to get really annoyed at the fiery Aries male and his outgoing, crazy nature. His idea of a laugh is to push her under the sheets, guff on her head, and force her to breathe in his repugnant posterior breeze. If this continues (which is likely) then the Piscean female`s gentleness and sensitivity may soon erupt into furious anger and rage and she will probably end up strategically re-arranging his face and genitals with her stiletto. This is not a a good combination.


    Hmmmmmm, I might need to talk to her....

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    cpux Male 18-29
    115 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 11:31 pm
    Disclaimer: I really don`t believe in any of this.

    Anyway, I`m a sag, she`s a sag, and life is just peachy. I`m akin to Bill Nye the Science Guy, she`s the literature nerd who refuses to say the word "MacBeth." It basically said a relationship is both impossible and possible, meaning we gotta respect each others` freedom. OK, I do that already.

    So far, so good.

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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 12:50 am
    Haha ... we were born 12 hours apart, so we are exactly the same. I guess that`s not a good thing!

    The Leo male loves to dominate and will always insist he is right no matter how much the Lioness tell him that, it is in fact women, who are always right, and female intellect will always over-power his linear thinking tiny male pea-brain. Due to both sides being stubborn, there are likely to be many territorial clashes in this relationship, and the Leo female may end up labelling things around the house and clearly defining what is hers and what isn`t. The male will do the same thing, only he will do it his own primitive way, by urinating on objects and walls (like cats in the wild), to mark his territory around the house. The Lioness should be patient and let him do this, as it will be well worth the wait when he takes a leak on a live electrical socket!

    Horn Meter Reading: 1/5 hearts
    Rating: Death Horn!

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    justin9700 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 1:42 am
    Whoever made that test seems to really dislike us Capricorns. I don`t buy any of it though because I am not how they describe Capricorns at all.
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    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 3:29 am
    Gemini/Libra combo (me being the gemini): This is a very much a blissful relationship, with few problems. Horn Meter Reading: 5/5 hearts Rating: Speed Horn! Most people will envy and hate this couple because they get on so well.

    Pretty darn accurate for us. Getting pregnant and graduating to a fertility godess body seemed to up the hotness meter in our relationship too. Im his MILF hes my FILF. lol That makes alot of our friends green. heehee.

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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 5:55 am
    Capricorn men are usually miserly, pessimistic, boring sods. They lack the spark which is needed to fuel an Aquarian female and will probably end up boring her to death by regurgitating last season`s jokes to her every day. She on the other hand is a spontaneous and crazy woman, whose idea of fun is pinching his bum and running away giggling or learning to urinate standing-up just so she can embarrass him in front of his mates. She is a social person who loves her life outside the home. He may not like this and may even try to restrict her which will not go down well at all. It won`t be long before she passes out from boredom thanks to his boring jokes and his same old daily routines. She may even end up losing her mind, drooling in a wheelchair because she couldn`t handle his horrid skeptical questions and doubtful attitude towards everything

    WHOA!! THAT DESCRIBES MY EX AND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM EXACTLY!! *big thumbs up* :)

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    mixtape Female 18-29
    19 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 9:43 am
    The Taurean one seems to go pretty well, except the author implies that all taureans have anger-management problems lol.
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    zinis Female 18-29
    161 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 10:40 am
    Both signs are attracted to each other to some degree, but will deal with issues in a completely different way. The Gemini female will use intellect and rationality whereas the Cancer male will use emotion and feelings. If the Cancer male cries at a movie like Lassie or Bambi, then she is more likely to laugh her ass off at this witless Dodo and call him a pansy-loving Nancy-boy, rather then comfort him. His moodiness might be another issue she will hate, and will eventually end up throwing him on a pile of broken bottles to teach him a lesson for pouting like a child all the time.
    moodiness is not an issue, (normally). I`m the 1st one to cry and just for the record who really cries during bambi?
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    Morguebabe Female 18-29
    1340 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 10:57 am
    The Scorpio male is a jealous possessive guy who will try to restrict the Aquarius female from the start. If she talks to another male, it will be interpreted as flirting by the Scorpio male, no matter how innocent it may be. She will not like this as she is an independent and social woman who doesn`t like being kept under the thumb and mummified in his emotional, possessive bandages, and she may even resort to ramming a shoe down his throat if he is not careful with his words. Her impulsive behaviour will also threaten his way of life as he hates coming home to find that she has rearranged the furniture, repainted all the walls bright pink, scribbled in his Maxim magazines and torn down all his precious Charlize Theron posters.

    Horn Meter Reading: 1/5 hearts
    Rating: Death Horn!

    Verdict: Entering this relationship will be like trying to french-kiss a spitting cobra - extremely dangerous! However if you are confident that you can do it then I wish you the best of luck.

    Nothat

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    OrangeXLove Female 13-17
    45 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 4:23 pm
    Im Lovin This I <3 Astrology...

    <3

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    OrangeXLove Female 13-17
    45 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 4:25 pm
    The Taurean one seems to go pretty well, except the author implies that all taureans have anger-management problems lol.

    Haha

    Im A Taurus I Definitly Think I Have Minor Anger Problems :-) <3

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    short_stop Female 13-17
    85 posts
    January 26, 2005 at 6:43 pm
    this is sooooooooo effin` hilarious!!!! <333

    i LOVE the dream section, its so random

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    justin9700 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    January 28, 2005 at 1:44 am
    I`m a Capricorn and my girlfriend is an Aquarius and we both are pretty much exactly the same in every way. We both love recycling old jokes and it makes us laugh every time. Plus I`m spontaneous and not skeptical at all. It`s fun to think there is something to astrology, but it is pretty much bogus.
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    Mulletmania1 Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 13, 2005 at 8:36 am
    Both my ex and I are scorpians and that was pretty much spot on :-)
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    trinity2609 Female 18-29
    854 posts
    February 26, 2005 at 5:45 pm
    Horn Meter Reading: 5/5 hearts
    Rating: Speed Horn!

    Verdict: Prepare yourself for one hell of a ride! `This Romeo and Juliet` relationship should theoretically, bloom like fungus in horse manure! Most people will envy and hate this couple because they get on so well.

    haha:)

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    ChrryKoolAid Female 30-39
    67 posts
    February 27, 2005 at 6:26 am
    This is going to be one crazy ride! The Aquarius female is a spontaneous thinker and loves change. The Sagittarius male is a crazy, tactless goon, who`s endless stupid feats will entertain her big-time. She will laugh for hours on end as he does things like setting fire to his hair while clucking like a chicken, while she changes her make-up and shoes every two minutes because she is bored already. These two are social creatures who will thrive on crazy nights out and the occasional wild party, so a night-in on the couch will be rare compared with most other couples, and if they ever do spend a night-in, its more likely to turn into a friendly pillow fight then a philosophical conversation about the meaning of life.
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    ChrryKoolAid Female 30-39
    67 posts
    February 27, 2005 at 6:26 am
    Horn Meter Reading: 5/5 hearts
    Rating: Speed Horn!

    Verdict: Prepare yourself for one hell of a ride! `This Romeo and Juliet` relationship should theoretically, bloom like fungus in horse manure! Most people will envy and hate this couple because they get on so well.


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    -Addicted2U- Female 18-29
    80 posts
    July 8, 2005 at 6:37 pm
    Capricorn-Virgo relationship lookin` good =)
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    1CoolioChick Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 31, 2005 at 7:45 pm
    Scorpio & Scorpio:
    This can work out very well. Both sides are emotional and will easily become obsessed and attached to one another, faster then cling film. She may find that he will be following her every time she goes shopping, visits her mother or even when she nips to the bathroom, and will probably enjoy it too. Too much emotion comes with its problems, and the Scorpio couple are no exception. Jealousy is the biggest nuke here and, will wipe out the relationship faster then a high-power laxative. If she ever catches him flirting with his office co-workers or watching the Playboy channel, then she will sell him off to the local aristocrats as a live substitute for clay pigeons.

    Horn Meter Reading: 4/5 hearts
    Rating: Bull Horn

    Verdict: This should be an interesting relationship. There are a few minor flaws, squeals and squabbles, but at the end of the day, you wouldn`t throw away a Ferrari if it had a dent in it now, would you?

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