How to Argue with Females

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.pointsincase.com/how_to_argue_females.htm

Something tells me the guy who wrote this doesn"t get a lot of ladies.
There are 40 comments:
Male 384
props to hatemelater as he saved me from having to say what he said myself.
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Male 63
as*hole, not non-nice individual.
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Male 63
Haha, he hit the nail on the head right here. Most of the females replying are only proving the point even more. You bring up completely irrelevant points that mostly have to do with physical pain. If you notice, the article was entitled "How to argue with females", not "How to seem like a sexist non-nice individual"
It served the purpose completely well. How many girls do you know that those tactics would work against? Almost all of them I know. It would turn them into a complete emotional wreck, and it would thus cut you off from contact from her. Hey that works.
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Female 4
Well, except specific things, like- are you on the rag
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Female 4
HEHE the funny thing is I know a few GUYS that it`d work with...
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Female 107
Haha, I thought it was funny because it`s true.

But if a guy tried that on me, you better believe I`ll knock him to the ground in 2 seconds. Never underestimate a skinny girl.

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Female 170
what happened to just talking about things in a mature compromising fashion??? it isnt that freaking hard! and that guys whole bit made me angry. he is obviously 15 and has no knowledge of women and will probably never get laid.
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Female 81
bwuahaha, I thought that was funny.
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Female 992
THis guy is sooooo wrong. I hope he never actually tried to use any of those methods or he would be bitch-slapped until his head was spinning.
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Male 570
Yeah..but I wanna get laid, so I always concede :-D
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Female 138
Yeah it clearly says its a `comedy article` whether or not its funny is up to you. lol saying "are you on the rag" is one of the stupidest things you can say during an argument.
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Male 38
Does that guy himself have a girlfriend? Else it would remind about that book "how to marry a miljonair" wasn`t married to a miljonair, not even married.
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Male 103
This should be titled "how to get into an arguement"
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Female 1,004
lol good tactics for getting someone to never speak to you again.

why are ppl taking it so seriously? it`s meant to play on bad stereotypes. it was written as a joke, not to promote arguing.

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Female 2
so much for peace in this world.....the battle rages on
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Female 14
lol this stupid, and won`t work
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Female 519
this guy is gonna spend the rest of his life alone..what an idiot
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Male 384
alright this is just turning into an outright battle of the sexes here...
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Male 72
You know who this guy spends a lot of time with? His right hand.
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Male 1,407
Well you shouldn`t let the woman WIN. You should make her THINK she won. There`s a difference.
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Female 52
That was funny. Especially bc if someone was actually stupid enough to try that poo they would never get laid again. Ever. Seriously, if you did that to a woman she would sabotage every relationship for the rest of your life. Why? Because while men might win fights by being bigger and stronger, women win by being just plain nasty.
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Male 648
you see, cnlbell and phedre explain it well, let the woman win, or else physical pain may follow. i doubt theres anything to argue over to resort to stuff like that
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Female 1
Was that article a joke? Seriously, if any man said half those things to me, I`d smack him into next friggin tuesday...
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Female 420
AAAAAhhahahahahahahaaaaaaeeeehhh.... whatta a man-whore. That was pretty funny. Useless to anyone who doesn`t want their d*ck cut off in the middle of the night, taken for a scenic cruise and tossed to the crows. .. .. AHahahahaha... yep, funny stuff. Probably a chick that wrote that under the guise of a male.
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Female 71
that`s cute :-D
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Female 809
Even though I should be appalled, I actually have a sense of humor, and thought it was hilariious, and quite true.
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Female 241
They say that there are two theories to arguing with a woman. They also say that neither of them work. :)
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Male 214
the guy who wrote this has the intellect of a rock... buried under 50 feet of crap. Quite offensive but most of those articles were retarded anyway.
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Female 863
*Giggle* Oh the stupidity.
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Female 552
he must date "girls" because well i just get even muahhhh.... to the guys what seems crazy and stupid to you doesnt mean its stupid and crazy to her no offense but we do like to argue every now and then. lets just say if we didnt fuss i would think something was wrong hell we all do it
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Male 648
I agree with gizmo, actually using any said methods will just make the girl angrier.
My tatic: LET THEM WIN, you tend to have more friends that way
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Female 2,035
Hee Hee. I thought it was funny.
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Male 384
of course, if you find yourself in the position that you actually have to USE these tactics in an argument with a girl, it`s a safe bet that the relationship (romantic or otherwise) wasn`t going to go anywhere in the first place.
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Male 384
you all know that that stuff is true. stop pretending that it`s not.
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Female 718
hehe, some of those things would just make me laugh if a guy ever argued with me hehe, i will try that with my friends tomorow mwahahaha!
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Male 490
No. Dick sh*t.
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Male 490
This guy`s a flat out dick poo.
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Female 325
Someone needs to slam that boy`s balls between 2 thick encyclopedia volumes.

Seriously thou, boys and girls fight like that all the time, and any man or woman who fights like that deserves being called boy or girl. Absolutely childish.

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Male 32
Something tells me youre right! Absolute comedy!
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Male 10,115
Link: How to Argue with Females [Rate Link] - Something tells me the guy who wrote this doesn`t get a lot of ladies.

:-)

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