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Date: 01/06/05 01:10 PM

40 Responses to How to Argue with Females

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 1:09 pm
    Link: How to Argue with Females - Something tells me the guy who wrote this doesn`t get a lot of ladies.

    :-)

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    daino Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 1:55 pm
    Something tells me youre right! Absolute comedy!
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    kathaclysm Female 18-29
    326 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 2:06 pm
    Someone needs to slam that boy`s balls between 2 thick encyclopedia volumes.

    Seriously thou, boys and girls fight like that all the time, and any man or woman who fights like that deserves being called boy or girl. Absolutely childish.

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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    This guy`s a flat out dick poo.
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    Ragdrazi Male 18-29
    490 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 2:19 pm
    No. Dick sh*t.
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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 3:08 pm
    hehe, some of those things would just make me laugh if a guy ever argued with me hehe, i will try that with my friends tomorow mwahahaha!
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 3:22 pm
    you all know that that stuff is true. stop pretending that it`s not.
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    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 3:24 pm
    of course, if you find yourself in the position that you actually have to USE these tactics in an argument with a girl, it`s a safe bet that the relationship (romantic or otherwise) wasn`t going to go anywhere in the first place.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 4:27 pm
    Hee Hee. I thought it was funny.
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 4:52 pm
    I agree with gizmo, actually using any said methods will just make the girl angrier.
    My tatic: LET THEM WIN, you tend to have more friends that way
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 5:24 pm
    he must date "girls" because well i just get even muahhhh.... to the guys what seems crazy and stupid to you doesnt mean its stupid and crazy to her no offense but we do like to argue every now and then. lets just say if we didnt fuss i would think something was wrong hell we all do it
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    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 5:39 pm
    *Giggle* Oh the stupidity.
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    Shikikan Male 18-29
    215 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 7:09 pm
    the guy who wrote this has the intellect of a rock... buried under 50 feet of crap. Quite offensive but most of those articles were retarded anyway.
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    x_omni_x Female 13-17
    241 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 8:27 pm
    They say that there are two theories to arguing with a woman. They also say that neither of them work. :)
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 8:33 pm
    Even though I should be appalled, I actually have a sense of humor, and thought it was hilariious, and quite true.
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    ladypink Female 13-17
    71 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 9:26 pm
    that`s cute :-D
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    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 9:46 pm
    AAAAAhhahahahahahahaaaaaaeeeehhh.... whatta a man-whore. That was pretty funny. Useless to anyone who doesn`t want their d*ck cut off in the middle of the night, taken for a scenic cruise and tossed to the crows. .. .. AHahahahaha... yep, funny stuff. Probably a chick that wrote that under the guise of a male.
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    Phèdre Female 13-17
    1 post
    January 6, 2005 at 9:56 pm
    Was that article a joke? Seriously, if any man said half those things to me, I`d smack him into next friggin tuesday...
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    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 6, 2005 at 11:08 pm
    you see, cnlbell and phedre explain it well, let the woman win, or else physical pain may follow. i doubt theres anything to argue over to resort to stuff like that
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    sweetpeas Female 18-29
    52 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 1:18 am
    That was funny. Especially bc if someone was actually stupid enough to try that poo they would never get laid again. Ever. Seriously, if you did that to a woman she would sabotage every relationship for the rest of your life. Why? Because while men might win fights by being bigger and stronger, women win by being just plain nasty.
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    Osprey39 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 1:22 am
    Well you shouldn`t let the woman WIN. You should make her THINK she won. There`s a difference.
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    greenknight Male 30-39
    72 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 2:15 am
    You know who this guy spends a lot of time with? His right hand.
  23. Profile photo of gizmo331
    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:50 am
    alright this is just turning into an outright battle of the sexes here...
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    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 6:06 am
    this guy is gonna spend the rest of his life alone..what an idiot
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    vampirechick Female 13-17
    14 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 7:47 am
    lol this stupid, and won`t work
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    kamicausey Female 18-29
    2 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 9:28 am
    so much for peace in this world.....the battle rages on
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 10:23 am
    lol good tactics for getting someone to never speak to you again.

    why are ppl taking it so seriously? it`s meant to play on bad stereotypes. it was written as a joke, not to promote arguing.

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    catchall Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 11:25 am
    This should be titled "how to get into an arguement"
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    sansarf Male 18-29
    38 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 12:58 pm
    Does that guy himself have a girlfriend? Else it would remind about that book "how to marry a miljonair" wasn`t married to a miljonair, not even married.
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    voodoowild22 Female 18-29
    138 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 12:08 am
    Yeah it clearly says its a `comedy article` whether or not its funny is up to you. lol saying "are you on the rag" is one of the stupidest things you can say during an argument.
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    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 12:25 am
    Yeah..but I wanna get laid, so I always concede :-D
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 1:43 am
    THis guy is sooooo wrong. I hope he never actually tried to use any of those methods or he would be bitch-slapped until his head was spinning.
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    CryForMeSky Female 18-29
    81 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 1:57 am
    bwuahaha, I thought that was funny.
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    alexis21 Female 18-29
    170 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 2:14 pm
    what happened to just talking about things in a mature compromising fashion??? it isnt that freaking hard! and that guys whole bit made me angry. he is obviously 15 and has no knowledge of women and will probably never get laid.
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    Minivanlover Female 18-29
    107 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 3:50 pm
    Haha, I thought it was funny because it`s true.

    But if a guy tried that on me, you better believe I`ll knock him to the ground in 2 seconds. Never underestimate a skinny girl.

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    Zetabee Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 12:56 am
    HEHE the funny thing is I know a few GUYS that it`d work with...
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    Zetabee Female 13-17
    4 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 12:58 am
    Well, except specific things, like- are you on the rag
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 4:31 pm
    Haha, he hit the nail on the head right here. Most of the females replying are only proving the point even more. You bring up completely irrelevant points that mostly have to do with physical pain. If you notice, the article was entitled "How to argue with females", not "How to seem like a sexist non-nice individual"
    It served the purpose completely well. How many girls do you know that those tactics would work against? Almost all of them I know. It would turn them into a complete emotional wreck, and it would thus cut you off from contact from her. Hey that works.
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    hatemelater Male 13-17
    63 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 4:32 pm
    as*hole, not non-nice individual.
  40. Profile photo of gizmo331
    gizmo331 Male 18-29
    384 posts
    January 11, 2005 at 4:36 am
    props to hatemelater as he saved me from having to say what he said myself.

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