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Date: 01/07/05 02:20 PM

50 Responses to God Simulator

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 2:18 pm
    Link: God Simulator - Ever wonder what it would be like to be God?

    :-)

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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 2:31 pm
    LOL. How evil :D
    Just what the heck is that site suposed to be?
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    dave3 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, judging from this simulation, God has it pretty easy!
  4. Profile photo of Piglet
    Piglet Female 13-17
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    January 7, 2005 at 2:54 pm
    I would find it so funny if he died and God was there saying "So, I don`t exist, do I?" and kicked the sh*t out of him.
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    Jopari Male 18-29
    103 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:17 pm
    I got bored super fast...
  6. Profile photo of Musteval
    Musteval Male 13-17
    146 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:22 pm
    hahahahahahahhaaahahhaha

    GOLD

  7. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:25 pm
    that was short...
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    ApathyAlways Female 13-17
    151 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:42 pm
    Yeah, it was kind of short.
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    laughmaker44 Male 13-17
    362 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:44 pm
    Um that was stupid compaired to what I thought it would be. I thought it be more of a game, but it was more of a desion thiong which I didn`t really like.
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    niccole Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 3:56 pm
    ok. if im god, why is this guy telling me what to do?
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    matthewsim88 Male 13-17
    122 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:02 pm
    If you actually went through the whole thing (kept not forgiving the humans) then you would realize that this was supposed to make a point.
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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:14 pm
    Hee hee i thought it was funny that they show satan from south park.
  13. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:26 pm
    that was stupid and inaccurate, but hey, it is from an atheism site...
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    pegasus Female 18-29
    370 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:39 pm
    boooring
  15. Profile photo of Ikari
    Ikari Male 18-29
    161 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 4:46 pm
    Very interesting...

    "It is next to impossible for an omnipotent God to completely screw things up, but You did. Your actions are matched in absurdity only by the actions of the Christian God Yahweh. You may continue to enjoy the pleasures and happiness of Heaven, while the ignorant humans burn in the Hell You created for them, or You may make everything right again at any time.

    As sovereign Lord of the Universe, you can do what you wish. Just remember: as omnipotent caretaker of eternity, you are solely responsible for the suffering and evil which any of your creation suffer. Any God who doesn’t fix the problems he allowed to occur is a deadbeat. Either God does not exist, or he is not worthy of our worship."

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    Jiriki Male 18-29
    34 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 5:14 pm
    "that was stupid and inaccurate,"

    According to whom?

  17. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 5:46 pm
    attually that does make sense i mean shouldn`t god take care of us more and if he does exist where is he sleeping?
  18. Profile photo of smigbaafm
    smigbaafm Male 18-29
    648 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 6:29 pm
    jiriki, go look in the bible for genesis, or ask a pastor/preist, a lot of that stuff is either out of place, or made up, which is besides the point that it is told from an extremely athiestic viewpoint
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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 7:46 pm
    my opinionis is that the guy who made this piece of poo of a game must had a drated up childhood
  20. Profile photo of Tom876
    Tom876 Male 13-17
    405 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    that was crap lol
  21. Profile photo of Jiriki
    Jiriki Male 18-29
    34 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 8:03 pm
    Well, I don`t think that it`s supposed to be a science piece, it`s a humor piece. I thought that it was pretty funny, but then again, I`m just a lowly atheist.
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    milkenacow Male 13-17
    152 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 9:14 pm
    i already know what its like.
  23. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 9:25 pm
    crap.
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    Akito Female 18-29
    344 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 9:49 pm
    ^^; Actually, I was a good God. I just made heaven at the very beginning and chilled for the rest of eternity.
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    PirateMeghan Female 18-29
    151 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 10:40 pm
    Too bad there wasn`t a "make fried mozzerella sticks an integral part of heaven and the afterlife" option, because I would have clicked it. That`s what I would do if I were God. And I guess I`d like, y`know, end suffering and such too.
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    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 11:04 pm
    Haha- that was funny- the only way things end up the way they are now is to never, ever, be willing to end all pain, suffering, and sin.

    In other words, Christians` idea of God is F* ED up.

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    hd42slt Female 18-29
    231 posts
    January 7, 2005 at 11:25 pm
    Not a lot of options, eh?
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    azzam2005 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 7:42 am
    that was stuped and wasting timw
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    azzam2005 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 7:46 am
    STUPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  30. Profile photo of Kamichi-chan
    Kamichi-chan Female 13-17
    621 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 7:56 am
    "That was a stupid waste of time."

    FIX`D. :-D


    I`m not even going to look at this. God = trouble. It`s always athiests (Yes, I realize I`m one) trying to shove the fact that God doesn`t/can`t exist in your face, or Christians blabbering about how wonderful their supposed God is and how you`re going to burn forever for not believing in him despite the fact that God supposedly forgives everyone. :-) I`m tired of listening to either side, even if it is in jest.

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    daino Male 13-17
    32 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 8:20 am
    Well that was boring and pointless
  32. Profile photo of cottcandy222
    cottcandy222 Female 18-29
    195 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 12:01 pm
    i got bored
  33. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 12:01 pm
    well azzam your nothing but a double poster
  34. Profile photo of D.R
    D.R Female 13-17
    11 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 4:29 pm
    never got so bored so quick in my life how crap is that!!
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    Rockstrongo Male 13-17
    331 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 5:48 pm
    This guys an idiot. God is so much bigger than this and no one can comprehend what he does. So he shouldn`t even try. He is also very arrongant thinking humans knows all the answer`s in the world
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    nondescript0 Male 18-29
    117 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 6:25 pm
    I pity the ignorant person who made that.
  37. Profile photo of K-Train
    K-Train Male 18-29
    83 posts
    January 8, 2005 at 6:40 pm
    "STUPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    anybody else find this post hilarious?

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    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
    170 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 2:16 pm
    he he he. I love this debate. It`s designed to make you think. Why? It`s not exactly a lie is it? As far as we`re taught, that`s the way things are. God created angels, Lucifer went bad, God created Hell and Earth, Lucifer was allowed to try and draw people away from God, People were, God condemmed them to an eternity of suffering, flooded the place out once, destroyed a couple of cities (Sodom and Gomorrah) and devoted an entire country to destruction for the people he did like, got annoyed when they didn`t kill everyone in there and made them `thorns in their side` and if you skip forward a bit there`s the whole Son being killed thing and a handful of people making it up with God. Draw your own conclusions please, but don`t say any of that is a lie. I`ve read the Bible and whilst it might not sound favourable... try reading it yourself. My personal favourite part was when God made a she-bear came down and killed a load of people for mocking a prophet.
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    wallpaper111 Female 13-17
    15 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 3:10 pm
    i got to make earth then it took me back to make angels and heaven again so i just cliked out of it. u had options so you dont actualy be like god and it aint real either.. that was a waste of my time of my great life
  40. Profile photo of pandapo0h
    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    January 9, 2005 at 11:16 pm
    i TH0UGHT THAT W0ULD BE M0RE iNTERESTiNG..
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    whatup09 Male 18-29
    169 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 8:27 am
    kinda bad
  42. Profile photo of EStimpert
    EStimpert Female 18-29
    122 posts
    January 13, 2005 at 9:31 am
    Uh, Ok.
  43. Profile photo of stephab13
    stephab13 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    January 16, 2005 at 10:09 pm
    I like being God...
  44. Profile photo of JarenD
    JarenD Male 18-29
    5 posts
    January 21, 2005 at 11:52 am
    This just goes to show you how easily people are pursuaded in this world. Anything, in context, can sound bad or good. Obviously, God from an athiests stand point is gonna sound either non-existent or bad. But a believer can make an athiest sound bad as well in their own context. I really hope no one is dumb enough to base their decision on someone elses viewpoint of this. Believe what you believe.
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    WorkSlave Male 18-29
    25 posts
    January 25, 2005 at 1:07 pm
    All i know is this game was boring, it isnt meant to make people believe in god or disbelieve god. and it is not meant to make god seem bad or good. It is just a boring game.
  46. Profile photo of WorkSlave
    WorkSlave Male 18-29
    25 posts
    February 2, 2005 at 12:14 pm
    All i know is this game was boring, it isnt meant to make people believe in god or disbelieve god. and it is not meant to make god seem bad or good. It is just a boring game.
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    caleenda85 Female 18-29
    28 posts
    March 23, 2005 at 11:57 pm
    Well at least this made ppl think
  48. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    April 21, 2005 at 5:49 pm
    This bullcrap says nothing of God`s motivations. Let`s say: Cristo punched a person and sent them to the hospital. Doesn`t sound right, does it?
    Now, the full story: the punched person was holding a knife over Cristo, and Cristo had to puch him in self defense. The person was sent to the hospital. See how much things change when you get the full story?
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    qwidjibo Male 30-39
    286 posts
    August 24, 2006 at 6:15 pm
    it sucked
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    January 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    I love the "we can`t comprehend god" argument, considering the fact that we were supposedly modeled after him, and that would make it pretty easy to comprehend. So, if god exists (which I find near impossible to believe) his motivation must have been one part sex, one part advertising, and one part mental disease.

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