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Date: 01/01/05 01:29 PM

22 Responses to Fortune Cookie

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 1:27 pm
    Link: Fortune Cookie - See what your fortune is today.

    :-)

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    Wildcat07070 Female 13-17
    2035 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 3:06 pm
    "Make a little guy out of a paperclip." Ok...
  3. Profile photo of Alpha_Omega
    Alpha_Omega Male 13-17
    578 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 3:17 pm
    "Start saying toot backwards, no one will know"
    Lol.
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    Homer1234 Male 18-29
    597 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 3:28 pm
    "stop eating"

    Well, if you insist

  5. Profile photo of amydenden
    amydenden Female 13-17
    27 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 3:30 pm
    "buy me a sandwich" no
    "eat moldy bread you might not vomit" no
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    p-ball4life Male 18-29
    645 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 4:44 pm
    "a pillow fort simply cannot last"
    damn
  7. Profile photo of zumkiss
    zumkiss Female 13-17
    51 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 5:05 pm
    "Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation"
    hahaha
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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 5:36 pm
    `the truth is banna peels arent that slippery` about time someone else realised that lol
  9. Profile photo of opalfruit
    opalfruit Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 6:31 pm
    "Start putting stamps on all your emails"
  10. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
    3060 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 7:23 pm
    your potential is full. empty it out. it`s starting to stink.
  11. Profile photo of JLiu
    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 7:42 pm
    "Ignore the man in the parentheses"

    Well, this is the closest I will get to a fortune cookie. (I used to work at a factory that made them) I`ll try to follow it`s advice.

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    lonepoet Female 18-29
    208 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 7:48 pm
    finally! An Online fortune cookie!


    park in a secret place where no one can find you...


    ummm.. okay.

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    blueskies Female 18-29
    3 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 8:30 pm
    Some of the ones I got:

    Girls shouldn`t casually wear ball caps
    "They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that
    means.
    Buy me a sandwich.
    Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
    Buy me a sandwich

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    JBRAVEN Female 18-29
    28 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 8:37 pm
    Don`t skip school, skip class.

    How true How true.

  15. Profile photo of mixtape
    mixtape Female 18-29
    19 posts
    January 1, 2005 at 11:40 pm
    I got...
    "Gimme a dollar"
    and
    "An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs." haha
  16. Profile photo of nammers
    nammers Female 18-29
    73 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 12:37 am
    Stop listening to country music!
  17. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 1:11 am
    These were cool! I got one about pants...
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    bexstar Female 18-29
    65 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 3:59 am
    Your potential is full. Empty it out, its starting to stink.

    LOL:-D

  19. Profile photo of magigy
    magigy Female 13-17
    2 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 7:51 am
    clumsiness will bring about a change in pants - lol
  20. Profile photo of _andread_
    _andread_ Male 18-29
    491 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 9:25 am
    "Help, I`m trapped in a chinese bakery" )-|
  21. Profile photo of short_stop
    short_stop Female 13-17
    85 posts
    January 2, 2005 at 3:55 pm
    i love this site. H*R rocks my socks. seriously you guys.
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    muggyloc Female 40-49
    755 posts
    February 23, 2005 at 5:36 pm
    Mine just kept repeating.

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