Fortune Cookie

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Entertainment
http://www.homestarrunner.com/fortune.html

See what your fortune is today.
There are 22 comments:
Female 755
Mine just kept repeating.
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Female 85
i love this site. H*R rocks my socks. seriously you guys.
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Male 491
"Help, I`m trapped in a chinese bakery" )-|
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Female 2
clumsiness will bring about a change in pants - lol
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Female 65
Your potential is full. Empty it out, its starting to stink.

LOL:-D

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Female 992
These were cool! I got one about pants...
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Female 73
Stop listening to country music!
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Female 19
I got...
"Gimme a dollar"
and
"An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs." haha
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Female 28
Don`t skip school, skip class.

How true How true.

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Female 3
Some of the ones I got:

Girls shouldn`t casually wear ball caps
"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that
means.
Buy me a sandwich.
Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
Buy me a sandwich

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Female 208
finally! An Online fortune cookie!


park in a secret place where no one can find you...


ummm.. okay.

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Female 863
"Ignore the man in the parentheses"

Well, this is the closest I will get to a fortune cookie. (I used to work at a factory that made them) I`ll try to follow it`s advice.

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Male 3,060
your potential is full. empty it out. it`s starting to stink.
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Female 5
"Start putting stamps on all your emails"
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Female 718
`the truth is banna peels arent that slippery` about time someone else realised that lol
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Female 51
"Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation"
hahaha
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Male 645
"a pillow fort simply cannot last"
damn
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Female 27
"buy me a sandwich" no
"eat moldy bread you might not vomit" no
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Male 597
"stop eating"

Well, if you insist

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Male 578
"Start saying toot backwards, no one will know"
Lol.
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Female 2,035
"Make a little guy out of a paperclip." Ok...
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Male 10,115
Link: Fortune Cookie [Rate Link] - See what your fortune is today.

:-)

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