Men to Avoid...Period!

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 12 years ago in Funny
http://stephanieklein.blogs.com/greek_tragedy/2004/12/men_to_avoid_.html

One woman"s list of definite dating don"ts
There are 31 comments:
Male 2,510
but basically, if you`re a guy out there, avoid women who make lists like this... you`ll always be "plan b".

^^^^^

if i meet a women who makes lists like this she`ll be my plan b...possibly c

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Female 755
I just want an honest man with morals nuttin else matters!
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Female 4
This is beyond stupid...I don`t have much respect for that person....
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Male 130
like anyone would take advice from the ultimate journal whore... this chick makes YT`s journal whores look like amateurs.
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Female 621
Great job,Kamichi-chan lol :D,You basicly defended me,and like,10 other friends.
Are you a geeket bytheway ?

- - - :-D Thanks.

I’m glad I could defend you. :-) This woman is much too picky, and her list basically excludes every man from her standards. I’m not saying you can’t have standards or expectations - I’m sure everyone does, but dang, this woman is crazy and probably very high maintanance. If anyone followed those expectations, they’d be VERY lonely.

And, assuming I understand what you mean by "geeket," yes I am. :-)
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kamichi-chan
i respect you for spendin your time to write your comments and express yourself
there`s a lot of people just drift through the net like idiots and use no brain power at all
well done boo ya

- - - :-) Again, thanks! At first I thought you were going to disagree with me, you know, like “I respect your opinion, buuuut….” :-P It was a nice surprise to be agreed with.<

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Male 176
Judging by the length of this list, this woman has obviously been with countless amounts of men and is clearly a whore.
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Male 440
good advice kat,thx
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Male 76
kamichi-chan

i respect you for spendin your time to write your comments and express yourself

there`s a lot of people just drift through the net like idiots and use no brain power at all

well done boo ya

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Female 325
Oy... *eye roll*
I think I`ll leave my ture comments on her website, maybe the rest of you with long lists should do the same....but basically, if you`re a guy out there, avoid women who make lists like this... you`ll always be "plan b".
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Male 440
Great job,Kamichi-chan lol :D,You basicly defended me,and like,10 other friends.
Are you a geeket bytheway ?

My only comment on the artical is that shes obviusly trying to shock people,to get more reads,i bet shes the first to buy a robot-husband when they come out,Thats the only thing that could live up to her standards.<-sarcasm.

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Female 2,074
Interesting...

I had a list of what I wanted and did not want in a man. I wanted a man with morals and who was different from others, and one with standanrds. I would not have married anyone that looked at porn, went to strip clubs, smoked, or drank excessively, didn`t believe in God and Jesus, and who has "close" relationships with other women who are not family( aka: best friends...Yea right)..that is a disaster waiting to happen!

Now, I am married to a handsome, wonderful, well mannered, Marine that believe in God and Jesus.

Life is wonderful.

Good luck to all you single ladies out there looking for the right guy. There are only handful of good men on this earth. Seriously.

P.S. If you think my list was too picky, it`s because I am well worth it. ;)

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Female 179
booooooooring
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Female 359
I think this can all be summed up with this...Different strokes for different folks. `Nuf said.
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Female 139
What kind of man does that woman actually WANT? I agree with kamichi-clan on this - there are many points she has said, that are totally acceptable. I too dislike hairy men. I wish my boyfriend would de-fuzz his armpits... ick!
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Male 9
"had "close" relationships with other women"
paranoid much?
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Female 621
doesn’t want to eat raw fish?

45. Avoid any man who speaks with his mother more than twice a week; he might as well still be milking.


As a person who holds her relationship with her mother above most everything else, I really take offense at that. I would enjoy a man who also finds his mother important, especially because men with close relationships with their mother are usually more sensitive and from my experience more artistic. I enjoy sensitive and artistic men.


Overall: Stupid link. :-)

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Female 621
Again, I don’t care about the bedroom that much. Chill out, lady, some people might like talking about their relationship rather than screwing 24/7.


40. If he shaves, waxes, or lazers his arms, legs, or chest and isn’t a professional swimmer or diver, swim away.

Why? I don’t like hairy men. :-D Having one that shaves would be a plus.

42. He quotes Shakespeare, reads the Iliad for fun, and doesn`t just own, but uses, drink coasters. He`ll want to see your wedding dress before you actually buy it to ensure it`s up to snuff.

So he’s intelligent and doesn’t want his tables getting ruined by condensation? Oooh, yeah girls, better run!

44. If when you go out for sushi, he always orders chicken teriyaki, you’ve got a chicken poo on your hands with no sense of adventure.

I hate sushi and I’m the person who’d be getting the chicken teriyaki. :-P I despise fish, maybe he does too? Why should I just leave him because he doesnR

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Female 621
Just because you CAN paint or ENJOY painting does NOT mean you have to do it for a living, or have had any pieces publicly shown.

29. He claims to be a metrosexual aloud. He’s gay.

)-| I know a couple of guys like this, and I’ve known them long enough to know that they aren’t gay. Yeah, be a little wary, but don’t just assume they’re gay.

31. He already knows the words to Gavin DeGraw songs. He’s too effeminate to spank you in bed.

Uh. And why exactly would I want him to spank me? :-P Half of these are just about sex. Appreciate the guy for who he is, not just whether he’ll do one thing or another in bed.

36. He’s sensitive and wants to talk about your relationship all the drating time. Thread count notwithstanding, some things are just too soft, and soft doesn’t do us much good in the bedroom. I don’t care what he’s read in Cosmo. >>>

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Female 621
n can`t be a little feminine? Again, why does a man have to be macho-manly to still be a guy?

22. If he doesn`t put the moves on by the end of the third date, he’s terrible at closing other deals, too. Take heed.

Or maybe he’s just a nice guy who actually might respect that you might not want any moves put on you so soon, or is waiting for you to make some sort of move.

27. Any guy that a) has a musical instrument but has never played professionally (save for the acoustic guitar because that`s just HOT), b) has a canvas and paints but never been in a gallery, c) has truffle oil but is not a chef at a restaurant; he is only marginally talented, and you’ll be forced to enjoy his "talents" in awe for too long.


I take offense at that. I’m working to be an artist, and I’m trying to become an animator. I know many fellow artists, many who paint, but do not want it as a career. >>>

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Female 621
Okay, this`ll be long, so feel free to skip over it... But I felt the need to comment on a few of the things she listed. :-P

6. He drinks pink adult beverages claiming he’s fine with his sexuality. You’ll have to fight over your china pattern, bedding fabric, and candle scent. And he’ll critique your shoes.

)-| … So what? The only drink men can have is a beer, eh? Screw that. A man who accepts that just because a drink is pink or another frilly color doesn’t mean he can’t drink it is probably a better pick. Besides, the frilly drinks taste better.

7. If he favors generic vanilla wafer cookies, just-add-water products, and frozen chicken wings, your life together will be as slow as the people who work at Duane Reade.

)-| But, I LIKE vanilla wafers and frozen chicken wings!

16. If he whines, squeals, or giggles, you’ll have to constantly remind yourself he’s not the one with the ovaries.

And what’s wrong with that? A ma

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Female 992
All I gotta say is....soooooo true!
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Female 863
HA! I love the pappi comment. I live in South Florida, they ALL refer to themselves as "Pappi." I also like the velour rule, should go for womyn too.
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Female 748
This list is right on the same level with The Rules, if you ask me... so completely stupid.
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Female 91
Some of them are good...but most are kinda ridiculous. No one is perfect and if someone actually stuck to that list they`d be single forever. Kinda silly.
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Female 785
I think mostly I agree with number 5. Ugh, if I were dating a guy who did something like that I`d dump him immedietly!! Otherwise there were some points I disagreed with. I agree with the last two posts motly. ^.^;
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Female 33
Personally, I think this was silly. There were way too many stereotypes, and some of the things she said just didn`t make any sense. It kinda sounds like to me, that you should avoid any guy who has any values and is different from "normal" guys. Lots of "normal" guys are not good with relationships. And I disagree with number 27! Just because you have an artistic hobby that you haven`t gone professional with, doesn`t mean you suck, or are stuck up about it. This article needs some re-thinking.
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Female 406
haha i agreed with all of them except: If he doesn`t put the moves on by the end of the third date, hefs terrible at closing other deals, too. Take heed.
what`s put the moves on? kiss? sleep with you? if it`s the latter, he might just be a decent guy who doesn`t want to ruin a good thing. just my opinion...
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Female 790
OMG! Im married to that man!! Hahahaha.
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Male 42
Ha ha ha, funny and very informative. Though most men are guilty of at least one thing on that list!
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Male 538
i really dont do any of those except i talk to my mom more than twice a week sometimes
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Female 2,244
Link: Men to Avoid...Period! [Rate Link] - One woman`s list of definite dating don`ts

Some almost seem common sense, but I guess there are women who will accept anything ;-)

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