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New Religion Creation`New Age Text` From the most smelly regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Martin Luther King Jr., bringing to you the wisdom and the street of the lost city of Brentwood. To usher in the New Age of camels you must heed my words and skip lazily. The time is soon when the space trucks of our galactic cousins will return and our collective blueness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the vagina chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd penis shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner dog. We must feel the inner dog, become the inner dog, walk it as though it was a person. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, Raul, always says `The true form of a curtain is actually a great dinner table , but enlightenment is like a crazy computer monitor on the wind`. For there is no right or wrong, no toilet or anti-toilet, only one great and o
Cane then gave God an offering of shiny speakers and Able gave Him an offering of toys. But God really preferred the toys so Cane hastily groped Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to poke papers forever.