How to Cook Lobster

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
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Step one: put lobster in pot.
There are 32 comments:
Male 213
Those were crayfish, kitties.

Lobsters are a lil bigger.

Plus, that dog was having the time of its life. It just wanted to take a poke at the funny little critters.

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Male 18
Actually, you can eat the meat in the tail. Along with all it`s limbs. There really tasty!
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Female 146
Lord have mercy! XDD
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Male 213
it are lobsters
the only eatable part of a crab is inside his legs.
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Female 79
lol wat a retard... it`s so obvious she has no clue
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Female 148
Why didn`t she just tip the bag over the pot?
Poor dog,didn`t have a clue what was happening
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Male 982
LOL
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Male 28
wtf was dat
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Female 1
This is why you have them steamed by the grocery store. :-P
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Male 213
Andread: That is pretty stupid. If you don`t boil a lobster, then just cut it straight through the head. Instant death.
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Male 491
Lobsters and crabs freak me out, don`t ask me why, I just feel a weird sensation when I see one alive next to me. There`s another method to prepare lobster without cooking them,but that method requires cutting them in slices alive :-/
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Female 2,074
That is actually good advice../\
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Male 112
you should always put lobster in the freezer first before boiling it alive, that way it goes into hibernation and doesnt feel any pain. I think this also works for crabs too.
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Female 295
my friend STILL won`t eat any type of seafood because her brothers told her that they screamed when cooked!!! i thought that was just a myth - i`m going to have to tell her about the air escaping from the shells crap. haha
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Male 89
"Look at the Dog! Hes freaking out.. much like his owner, thats interesting."

Hes only freaking out cuz the owner is, I`m sure the dog wouldn`t understand that its anything special if the owner didn`t react like that. But it is interesting still.

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Female 331
I love women like this. They are so funny!
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Female 748
They don`t scream, its air escaping from the shells. I LOVE lobster, but I`m too intimidated to cook it at home... It seems scary.
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Female 8
I heard that they scream when you drop them in the water. Can anyone confirm this?
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Male 295
Haha, that was pretty funny. "Lord have mercy!!"
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Female 62
I agree ayechihahaua....I feel sorry for the lobsters
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Female 232
No, it was a lobster, but it is hard to tell.
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Male 43
i liked it but......wasn`t that a crab? oh well who cares
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Female 91
^^Not reffering specifically to this link...but lobster cooking in general.
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Female 91
Poor lobsters....cooked alive. Who would want to suffer a death like that?
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Male 163
That lady was an idoit! dude just put them in the pot
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Female 60
Look at the Dog! Hes freaking out.. much like his owner, thats interesting.
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Male 1,371
that was hilarious
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Female 210
I would probably react the same way if I ever tried to do that.
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Female 552
i thought those were crabs .....it was posted on another site
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Female 37
heh heh that was funny! lobsters and fish really scare me............im sure you really wanted to know that...yep
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Female 863
HAHAHA! For anyone who has cooked lobster at home I think we can all sympathise. I still freak out a little when I put them in the pot.
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Male 10,115
Link: How to Cook Lobster [Rate Link] - Step one: put lobster in pot.

:-)

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