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Date: 12/13/04 01:18 PM

32 Responses to How to Cook Lobster

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    December 13, 2004 at 1:17 pm
    Link: How to Cook Lobster - Step one: put lobster in pot.


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    JLiu Female 30-39
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    December 13, 2004 at 1:27 pm
    HAHAHA! For anyone who has cooked lobster at home I think we can all sympathise. I still freak out a little when I put them in the pot.
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    emo_queen Female 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 1:42 pm
    heh heh that was funny! lobsters and fish really scare sure you really wanted to know that...yep
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
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    December 13, 2004 at 2:17 pm
    i thought those were crabs was posted on another site
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    Effigy Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 2:59 pm
    I would probably react the same way if I ever tried to do that.
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    someone? Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 3:06 pm
    that was hilarious
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    Pediophobia Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 3:26 pm
    Look at the Dog! Hes freaking out.. much like his owner, thats interesting.
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    Stingray955 Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 3:58 pm
    That lady was an idoit! dude just put them in the pot
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    AyEcHiHuAhUa Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 4:47 pm
    Poor lobsters....cooked alive. Who would want to suffer a death like that?
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    AyEcHiHuAhUa Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 13, 2004 at 4:48 pm
    ^^Not reffering specifically to this link...but lobster cooking in general.
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    spikeyman592 Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 6:26 pm
    i liked it but......wasn`t that a crab? oh well who cares
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    i_am_24601 Female 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 8:41 pm
    No, it was a lobster, but it is hard to tell.
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    sally429 Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 9:35 pm
    I agree ayechihahaua....I feel sorry for the lobsters
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    smartyshoes Male 13-17
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    December 13, 2004 at 9:49 pm
    Haha, that was pretty funny. "Lord have mercy!!"
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    deppaholic Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 11:22 pm
    I heard that they scream when you drop them in the water. Can anyone confirm this?
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    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
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    December 13, 2004 at 11:32 pm
    They don`t scream, its air escaping from the shells. I LOVE lobster, but I`m too intimidated to cook it at home... It seems scary.
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    SuperMcCgirl Female 13-17
    331 posts
    December 13, 2004 at 11:39 pm
    I love women like this. They are so funny!
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    600burger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    December 14, 2004 at 12:42 am
    "Look at the Dog! Hes freaking out.. much like his owner, thats interesting."

    Hes only freaking out cuz the owner is, I`m sure the dog wouldn`t understand that its anything special if the owner didn`t react like that. But it is interesting still.

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    Btrfly701 Female 18-29
    295 posts
    December 14, 2004 at 4:06 am
    my friend STILL won`t eat any type of seafood because her brothers told her that they screamed when cooked!!! i thought that was just a myth - i`m going to have to tell her about the air escaping from the shells crap. haha
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    someUKguy Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2004 at 5:09 am
    you should always put lobster in the freezer first before boiling it alive, that way it goes into hibernation and doesnt feel any pain. I think this also works for crabs too.
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    December 14, 2004 at 5:45 am
    That is actually good advice../\
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    _andread_ Male 18-29
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    December 14, 2004 at 8:44 am
    Lobsters and crabs freak me out, don`t ask me why, I just feel a weird sensation when I see one alive next to me. There`s another method to prepare lobster without cooking them,but that method requires cutting them in slices alive :-/
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    LPAkira Male 13-17
    213 posts
    December 14, 2004 at 7:24 pm
    Andread: That is pretty stupid. If you don`t boil a lobster, then just cut it straight through the head. Instant death.
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    spencerG Female 18-29
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    December 17, 2004 at 1:56 am
    This is why you have them steamed by the grocery store. :-P
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    spikeshot Male 13-17
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    April 1, 2005 at 8:10 pm
    wtf was dat
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
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    July 20, 2005 at 11:39 pm
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    Sims9287 Female 13-17
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    October 3, 2005 at 10:08 pm
    Why didn`t she just tip the bag over the pot?
    Poor dog,didn`t have a clue what was happening
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    sez216 Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2005 at 4:57 am
    lol wat a retard... it`s so obvious she has no clue
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    SKASKASKASKA Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2006 at 3:12 pm
    it are lobsters
    the only eatable part of a crab is inside his legs.
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    po__ Female 13-17
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    July 12, 2006 at 1:08 pm
    Lord have mercy! XDD
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    Protozero Male 13-17
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    September 4, 2006 at 3:54 pm
    Actually, you can eat the meat in the tail. Along with all it`s limbs. There really tasty!
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    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    November 7, 2006 at 3:54 am
    Those were crayfish, kitties.

    Lobsters are a lil bigger.

    Plus, that dog was having the time of its life. It just wanted to take a poke at the funny little critters.

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