Chav test

Submitted by: Voteforkudos 12 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.shauny.org.uk/?postid=39

Take this and see how chavy you are (dont know if they have Chavs in US)
There are 171 comments:
Male 895
47, how flawwed. I just copped out on the termanology sice I am an australian.
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Male 317
13%. Toilet, dessert, and a couple of pot noodles.

I wish all chavs would go away, Jeremy Kyle would be out of a job ^^

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Female 2,026
lmao choclate cake, yeah this page has expired now :(
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Male 43
wen i click the link no test comes up its some page about how to make chocolate cacke in 10 mins
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Female 8
33% chav haha
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Female 488
28% and i`m a girl

can girls be chavs?

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Female 43
ah yes...a test to determine stereotypes - boring !
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Male 3,425
Wooo 97% BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP!!!


Kidding... And what have some of those questions got to do with being a chav???

35. Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B & Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc

37. Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas?

43. Are the toes on your shoes square?


What on earth??????????

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Male 298
11% chav...thank the lord! and......
SAVE THE WORLD!!! KILL A CHAV!!!!
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Male 1,114
18%

bullpoo, this asks bad questions, i`m like, the anti-chav... i get into fights with chavs, i go to private school, im clever, i have never been near any burbery, i should get 0% chav

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Female 1,297
13% chav. must have been the pot noodle and education questions.

And seeing as the Americans are so curious as to what a chav is maybe we should send some (all) of our lot there for a while (forever) to show them

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Male 199
only 2%, I guess there really isn`t any chavs in america.
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Male 38
22 %
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Male 1,485
im not a chav, obviously.....
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Female 217
27% chav.
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Female 963
24% chav.
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Female 80
[quote]On 12/14/2004 11:23:35 PM Uelorn wrote: I actually found that quite offensive. It appears being poor makes you a `Chav` and therefore contemptable. Good to see Britain`s class system has moved on![/quote]
That`s exactly how I felt.
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Male 43
31%, how wierd. lol.
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Male 447
im 24% chav w/e that is lol
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Male 6
Yeah, I`m irish aswell, and I always say toilet and dessert. Maybe its an Irish thing. But anyway, I only got 26%! Woo!

Also, do people in britain use the words knacker or skanger? or are they peculiar to Ireland aswell?

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Female 9
13% who says loo and pudding?? (is it an english ting(im irish))
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Female 7
EW 51% oh my god, im not that chavvy, i feel so.. bleh eww seriously i really dont like chavs =\ (chavs are the preppy gangsters of the UK and they are so annoying) but effin hell just because i eat "tea" and i dont always say "loo" doesn`t make me a chav
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Female 428
29% ...um... I feel like an idiot but, what is a chav? I think I got that score because I actually watch Footballers Wives...
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Male 43
i`m 22 pc chav.... UNIMPRESSED.... since when are rockers 22 pc chav?? sh*te quiz... too biased... i think i`n gonna cry.... 22 pc like....:-(
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Female 143
I am 33% chav.... hmm.
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Male 1,583
11% but i just said no to the things i didn`t know what they were (cus i`m an american), so my actual score might be different.
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Female 18
I`m only 27% chav, phew
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Male 962
chav`s should die! it would help society!

agreed

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Male 19
and apparently its not working ^ (spelling)
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Male 19
36% yup my eduction funding comes from the state`s coffers.
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Male 23
9%! i am going to kill myself now...
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Female 1,407
38%...*shrugs*
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Female 815
Jenna, you look very emo btw. If that IS your pic.
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Female 2,220
32. Do you know anyone that has been on `Trisha`?

haahhaah

I`m 46%
lolololol

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Female 815
Im 4% Chav. Quite depressing news when you`re an emo...
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Female 19
7% what`s a chav?
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Male 4
This Is What Wikipedia Says:Chav is a mainly derogatory slang term in some parts of the United Kingdom for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions such as gold jewellery (often cheap) and `designer` clothing. They are generally considered to have no respect for society, as well as being considered ignorant or unintelligent. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005.[1][2] The defining features of the stereotype include clothing in the Burberry pattern (notably a now-discontinued baseball cap) and from a variety of other casual and sportswear brands. Tracksuits, hoodies, sweatpants and baseball caps are particularly associated with this stereotype. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism. The term has also been associated with delinquency, the "ASBO Generation", and "yob culture".

And Im 24% Chav

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Female 122
and a redneck, too
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Female 122
they`re British prep/ gangsters, or so it seems from the "chav" wikipedia article
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Female 1,025
49%....wat the crap is chav??
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Female 60
9%
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Female 47
29% lol
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Female 1,426
22% chav
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Female 380
chav`s should die! it would help society!
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Female 80
I`m 31% chav. But I`m not a chav at all, I agree with sexyspandex1. It`s because we eat loads of own brand stuff etc
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Female 50
That`s a really unfair quiz...it assumes that, if you aren`t rich, ergo you buy own brand baked beans, cola and second-class stamps from time to time, you are a chav. I know guys with an ear piercied but they are all rockers and most of them have a stretcher in! It`s really biased and stupid and annoying :-/
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Male 286
0% i rule!!!!!!!!!
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Female 12
i`m 31% chav
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Male 962
the test sucks
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Female 148
OMG im 53% chav I Am Not A Chav xx
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Female 799
Im 53% chav.
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Male 53
"49% and im not proud either. ok, for all u americans, a `chav` is a british version of, say an american `redneck`. sorry if thats offensive i wasnt sure if it was or not. basically, `chavs` wear cheap gold jewellery, loads of hairspray and bands in their hair, loads of makeup(girls) guys have one ear pierced, they hang around car parks and drink carling and buy their food from netto. and they hang around town on the weekend, smoking and drinking poo beer they probably found in a dustbin. and they listen to rubbish music, like r n b, and the girls all want to be glamour models and the lads all want to be footballers.

...That is nothing like rednecks. In America, we mostly define rednecks as generally stupid/poor people from the southern parts of the United States. America`s version of a Chav would probably be something among the lines of a wannabe.

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Male 962
rodneys a prick
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Male 962
for americans that dont know what a chav is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
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Male 388
32% Chav.. `
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Female 93
49%

I feel really pathetic...
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Male 737
What the hell? Have you ever eaten a Pot Noodle? WHO THE F*CK HASN`T!?

This quiz isn`t a chav test. It`s a test of where you`re from. If you call your grandmother "nan" thats from the geordie side of things. It doesn`t have anything to do with if you`re a chav or not. These tests are complete balls.

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Female 11
27% ... SCARY.
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Male 285
when they said jordan i thought they meant micheal jordan lol.
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Female 587
I am 27% chav

Not bad, I wish it would be lower though

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Female 26
18%

Go on www.chavscum.co.uk for more information on chavs

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Female 111
11%... what the hell is chavvy?
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Male 1
46. Was your education paid for by the tax-payer?
Daddy paid for yours did he?
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Male 233
stupid americans dont even know what a loo is :S
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Male 48
44% and there is nothing wrong with some chavs, i admit to being one and so are most my family and we are all nice people, okay chavish, but long story, and pikies, jippos, gypseys and traverlaers are not chavs, chavs are wannabe pikies, etc. leave them alone, not chavs the pikies, as they are normally realy nice people.
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Female 145
7%
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Female 439
27%
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Female 34
Chavs suck thats no lie :-)
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Female 34
I`m 9% phew cos I`m so not a chav!(punk actually) Is there any punks, skaters or moshers out there, speak to me! 8-)
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Female 57
36% chavv
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Female 18
OMG im 42% chav how lame
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Male 361
You`re 13 and you use the word gal?
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Male 15
i live in england and i no exactly what a chav is the town next to me is full of them lol.
i`ve taken a gal out to pizza hut, but im only 13 and im not paying for nothing more lol.
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Male 361
Lidz, based on your description, chavs are nothing like rednecks at all.
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Female 449
eeeeewwwwwwww im 27% chav, chavs suck
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Male 451
it stands for council house and violence, i think
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Female 303
but thats only coz I shop in Nettos but theres no other shops near by so not my fault!!
0:-)
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Female 303
I`m 20% chav. Thats a little to high for my liking ...
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Male 477
18%
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Male 2,567
9% O_o
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Male 146
38 percent chav and if you ask me thats to much i hate chavs. they hace contaminated me.
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Male 8
47%
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Male 164
55% chav
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Male 11
And their burberry of course
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Male 11
41% but only because I`m a working class northener. Just like in the other test. I`m nowhere near a chav. The only thing that makes a chav is their violence and lack of respect
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Female 51
ok, people from the usa, your not goin 2 no wat a chav is soo stop asking everyone!!!!


13% chav hmmm :-(

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Female 368
I`m 18% Chav
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Male 67
I get 44% chav rating. That quiz is rubbish, a lot of those questions don`t make you a chav
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Female 10
Do you know anyone that has been on `Trisha`?

HAHAHAHA, I do actually.

Congratulations, your chav rating is 41%

But come on....Pot noodles?? Everyone eats those.

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Female 54
hmm i got 36% but i`m a poor student.. not a chav.. chav isnt really how you dress, where you shop and how much money you have, to be a chav is to have a sucky bad attitude.
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Female 870
Congratulations, your chav rating is 31%.
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Female 31
lmao you just assume every1 knows what chavs are dont you? i was 29%. that hurt.
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Female 1,262
What the hell is a chav?
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Female 124
ugh, im 10% - that`s 10% too much!! i need a shower, ugh so dirty, THE CHAVS HAVE CONTAMINATED ME
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Female 12
20%
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Female 80
30% chav... urrrgghhh... I haaaate chavs =(
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Female 165
hey im app 67% chav which i dont really think is fair- last question was you education paid for by the taxpayer? wtf does that have to do with anything? the test should be done in reverse to test how stuck-up you are.
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Female 19
Congratulations, your chav rating is 11%. O_O just because I called my Grandmother Nan :-o
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Female 6
49% and im not proud either. ok, for all u americans, a `chav` is a british version of, say an american `redneck`. sorry if thats offensive i wasnt sure if it was or not. basically, `chavs` wear cheap gold jewellery, loads of hairspray and bands in their hair, loads of makeup(girls) guys have one ear pierced, they hang around car parks and drink carling and buy their food from netto. and they hang around town on the weekend, smoking and drinking poo beer they probably found in a dustbin. and they listen to rubbish music, like r n b, and the girls all want to be glamour models and the lads all want to be footballers. so, theres the very very offensive and sterotypical view of a `chav`. hope that helps!!!
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Male 216
26% chav
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Female 11
yeah but omg the size has made it look minging!!!
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Female 11
is my pic working?
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Female 11
chavs (or neds in scotland) are little pices of poo and how anyone can have such a stereotype and not know it, proves just how stupid they really are. death to chavs all over the world!!
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Female 380
chav means child. so wat if im a f*cking child! and this test is all bwt scallies n e way. danflay i watched that documentary on sky one just then that woman on it is gay :)
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Female 21
69%
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Female 179
38%
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Female 179
after reading the comments, it seems to me a chav is very much like a prep to me
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Female 179
38%
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Female 10
im Scotland we call them neds ( non educated delinquents)
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Male 151
I got 21%, by the way.
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Male 151
Danflay is still a chav
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Female 2,244
I got 23% chav
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Male 1
I got 34%, and I know not to take this test seriously, i`m not one of those weirdos that gets really angry about stuff, sorry :)

just the fact that this guy could be so much of an ass pissed me off. i might not wear burberry but i think other people are allowed to, or wear reebok shoes and drink tesco cola if they want. as long as they`re not losers to other people. people as prejudiced and conceited as the guy who wrote this test are far worse than people who put spoilers on their cars.

i know you`re joking but still, he is a total non-nice individual.

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Male 151
DanFlay is a chav.
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Male 175
21% good or not?????
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Male 3
}-)Wat is a chav anyway???
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Male 3
I AM A 38% CHAV LOL
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Female 380
i fink that they have changed the meaning of chav, like if you own n e fin deisigner then u r a chav well i have loadsa stuff n im not a chav, chavs are ppl hu buy fake stuff like that crappy fake burberry and stuff from the market and hooped earings!
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Female 380
35%
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Female 143
Aargh, 24% chav! I feel so dirty...
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Female 44
8% ...hmmmm
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Male 150
Wow, it`s supposedly the most popular link of all time on i-am-bored.
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Male 38
Congratulations, Sansarf, your chav rating is 24%.

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Female 3
rodneys a spas! rodneys a spas!
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Female 37
17% Chav. Thank god it wasn`t any higher!
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Male 1
www.chavscum.com
www.chavscum.com/forum

explains all

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Female 3
fudge? i sed f*ck!
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Female 181
24%.....for a girl born in Chatham I`m proud!
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Female 3
i`m 16% chav thank-god and i`m a brit so i no wot 1 is unlike u stupid americans hu were dumb enough 2 take the test wen the word chav doesn`t even exist in your lil` language and wot do u think wen u finish duuuuhhhh oh yeh i don`t even no wot 1 is duuuuhhhh! oh n dis is for u `rodney` i fudgein h8 yanks so fudge u america up urs!
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Female 1,340
morguebabe, your chav rating is 36%
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Male 150
^ Basically yeah.
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Female 368
i`m 16% chav...whatever chave is...

would the u.s. equivalent be white trash/redneck/etc.?

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Female 231
Congratulations, Abi, your chav rating is 29%.

Lol! :-O

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Female 368
Congratulations, your chav rating is 21%.
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Male 1
Gotta be from the UK to know what a chav is.
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Male 112
Loved the post Estilo, cleared up a lot of questions.
Nice definition. Very true.
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Male 16
I actually found that quite offensive. It appears being poor makes you a `Chav` and therefore contemptable. Good to see Britain`s class system has moved on!
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Female 666
I am 23% chav
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Female 180
Poo! I`m 27% chav.
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Female 2,074
This world is full of chavs.. :(

"Many people have asked "what`s a chav?" well, they`re known as many different names:

Chavs, chavvies, charvers, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, wankers, pikies, hardos, jippos,

I guess they`re just dirty, loud, ugly, stupid arseholes that threaten, fight, cause trouble, impregnate 14 year olds, ask for money, ask for fags, try and sell stolen phones, steal your phones, wear crap sports wear, drink cheap cider and generally spread their hate. If you want to know more then I suggest a visit to http://www.chavscum.co.uk"

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Female 56
rodney, it`s known as a swear filter.
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Female 2
I`m 39% chav!
Bah!
It must have been that Trisha question..
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Male 154
drat? i said f*ck
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Male 154
i`m 21% chav, i dont know wat chave means, and i hate brits, so drat you england
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Female 139
I`m 34% Chav.

Grr.... Chavs....

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Female 20
I`m 26% chav
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Female 72
That`s what they are called!
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Male 4
18% chav, thank god, chavs are the scum of the earth.

btw one question is about jordan, and jordan is a chav. Footballers wives is a trashsy drama and Trisha is a early morning talk so thats regular guests are chavs. hope that helps.

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Female 247
Congratulations, Delia, your chav rating is 24%.
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Female 359
Oh, okay, wanker...now it makes more sense...thanks Cindy75 for the link.
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Female 359
28% chav.
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Male 3,060
32% chav.
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Female 992
Yes, they don`t have chavs in the USA. Ha ha ha. Canadians rock though. *gets knocked over head by patriots*
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Female 790
Ok, heres a link to some guy named Darren who apparently is a "chav".
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Female 440
Congratulations, your chav rating is 33%

I had no idea what some of those people/places were.

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Female 253
urbandictionary.com says this: chav (noun)- 1. Anyone wearing any kind of burberry clothing 2. A youth usually, although not neccessarily in his or her teens who has an undying belief that they are the hardest and coolest individual to have ever walked this planet
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Female 748
29%, Whatever that means.
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Male 86
Apparently, my chav rating is 21%
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Female 170
21% - I still don`t know what chav means.
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Male 578
37% chav?

WTF is a chav?

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Female 163
30%. That`s wrong... I am so not a chav.
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Male 1,371
"Have you ever referred to a loo as a `toilet`?"

wtf?

9%, btw

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Male 1,371
what the **** is chavy? <_<
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Female 790
8%..but that was very British. Didnt even know what most of that stuff was. )-|
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Male 89
19%, and what`s chavy?
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Male 597
0% and I was being Honest
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Male 31
10%
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Male 111
18%
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Female 37
Im 36% chav lol
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Male 150
Link: Chav test [Rate Link] - Take this and see how chavy you are (dont know if they have Chavs in US)

Im 59% Chav

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