Are you going to Heaven?

Submitted by: laughmaker44 12 years ago in Quizzes

Find out!
There are 146 comments:
Male 286
I got a white screen, i guess the quiz giver denied my chance.
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Male 131
95, i answered the first 3 question "wrong" >.<
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Female 68
I got 100. I love the
lord.
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Female 62
97
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Female 30
i don`t belive in god but i can fake it since i went to church when i was little
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Male 516
It kicked me becuase I don´t believe in God!
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Male 3
I`m sure God is reading these quiz results & making his naughty & nice list. Oh wait that`s Santa. Sorry, wrong make-believe person.
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Female 104
lol - i got -6
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Female 23
The first time I played, it told me to stop playing because I don`t believe in "God". I got a -10. The second time I played, I answered that I don`t know if god exists on that question, and went through the rest of the questions. After that point, though, the answers were all pretty far from what I believe. For the most part, they assumed believe in god (which I refuse to capitalize) despite the fact that I answered "I don`t know". I got a 30. I`m going to hell. But I`m going to heaven too. Both are nothing, and I don`t believe anything happens after death, so I`m going to both! And hey you Christians that say I can`t go to your imaginary heaven, you can`t have a threesome with my hot bisexual imaginary girlfriends, because you don`t believe in them!
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Female 348
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im ALLOWED in
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Female 488
I got a 29, and I lied on the "do you believe in god" part so that the game wouldn`t stop, and I lied about every answer aftwerwards.

As an atheist and a "nonbeliever," I find this quiz to be offensive and ridiculous. These people preach about tolerance and acceptance and here they are trying to convert people! Did anyone click the "I want to learn more about Jesus Christ" link at the end? Stuff like this shouldn`t be posted on a diverse site like IAB. As much as I like to have a good time and be open-minded and everything, I don`t want to come to a site to have fun and relax and laugh and receive a slap in the face when I want to take a heaven quiz, which at first I thought was a joke. I had no idea that such a link would be accepted on IAB and I ashamed to call myself a member of this website.

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Male 8
I think it`s because I`m a jew D:
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Female 278
Discrimination much? Because I don`t believe in God, I`m not allowed to finish the game! Can`t I finish and have it tell me I`m obviously not going to "Heaven"?

But no, they want me to find the truth. But they fail to realize I`ve already found it. What a biassed lame ass piece of sh*t game. No secular game would end so lame.

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Male 8
-11 by the way. Does anyone know a way to get it lower?
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Male 2
YEEEEEENCE lol nicely put... see mr quiz creator... you indirectly cause the deaths of small children... youre going to hell...... ZOMG IRONY... prick
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Male 8
every time people like you shove this ignorant crap in my face, I beat a small child to death with a bible
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Male 2
Note: I`m an Atheist. To whomever posted this, youre biased and ignorant and are preaching against intolerace based on your religious beliefs but actually hold intolerance for every other religion other than catholic based scripture (christianity included) I would like two point out that organized religion has been the excuse for more total deaths thank any other cause known to man, also, if you have an answer on a quiz that states God is man`s creations, God IS mans creation, or how else do you explain man`s creation of multiple beliefs and religion, wouldnt god have forbade that had the roles been reversed. Anyway, I do not appreciate you having an answer I pick on a quiz of yours end the quiz and then you have the audacity to say I`m foolish need to find God and that I should thank you because youll pray for me... DO NOT pray for me, I will not change my beliefs and I do not need your arrogant self righteous pity...
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Female 32
i got -11 hahaha f*ck u all im going 2 hell! cya there n apparently im not taking there game seriously f*ck them!! lmao
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Female 106
-6 for not believing in God.
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Female 1,944
99 yay
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Female 4
I am quite offended. I answered three questions (The last answer saying that I believe in reincarnation, because it is true) and it told me that I was not taking this game seriously! I would never badmouth outher religions but, it seems to be, that this person who made this does not care to believe in other religions. The fact that I am so offended is because I believe that you CAN go to heaven, and that Jesus is possibly real, but I believe you can choose to go to heaven or be reincarnated into another being. I would suggest you take this off the site, so as not to offend anyone else.
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Male 41
The thing stopped me and told me to find god, since I dont believe. I am SadisticFool. Does it look like I believe? I laughed my ass off. I`ll see the creator of this quiz in hell.
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Female 157
-9 o.o
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Female 587
-7

Because I don`t believe in god I wont go to heaven?

What a load of bollocks!

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Male 167
well I will see everyone in hell i got a 32, I enjoy see a world without christians trying to covnert
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Female 115
aww now il never know what happens at the end! it told me 2 stop playing! how sad!
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Female 1
i got -6 just because i put down that i didnt believe in God. i can understand that Christians would want 2 try nd convert ppl but i think that this is pathetic as that then means that anyone who doesnt believe in the christian religion will instantly go to hell. oh well, at least its vaguely amusing :-)
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Female 1
Um, just because a person doesn`t answer the way you want them to, doesn`t mean you can tell them they`re not taking the game seriously, SHEESH!
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Male 1
Pathetic. Simply pathetic.
I couldn`t even get past question number three, due to the creators ignorance and limits in capability of thought. This test should be removed from this site, as it expresses unjust opinions and show deep flaws in their own twisted beliefs.
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Male 1
Just like a Christian test, to be so unaccepting of other beliefs, and won`t even let you finish it if you disagree.
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Female 439
32. Feelin` warm...but sad.
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Female 264
i didn`t even get to the end it just said " your not taking this quiz seriously" i geuss im going to hell...
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Female 727
93 welcomed in with cheers
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Female 33
51
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Female 16
Just the s-l-i-g-h-t-e-s-t bit biased against atheists... *note the extreme sarcasm*
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Male 1
Dude, this is crap. Seriously. It must have been written by fundamental christians who don`t understand the gospel of grace. I got 100 btw. But I still have major qualms about this whole grading system. Jesus ministered to the outcast, the leperous and prostitutes a.k.a. sinners. It was the "righteous" whom he had qualms about. It`s not about having right doctrine but knowing that God loves us and sent Jesus to die for us so that Jesus would take our unrighteousness and we would inhert His righteousness.
Were Jesus here on earth, he would hang out at gay & straight bars, and at the homes of drug addicts and alcoholics. And he would go to churches and love on the broken and hurting while those who think of themselves as "good" he would rebuke. Matt. 9:12-13 "On hearing this, Jesus said, `It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: `I desire mercy, not sacrifice.` For I have not come to call the righteous,
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Female 1,004
Im not going to heaven....if there is a heaven. I answered the first three questions truthfully and theres the little note that says `you arent taking this seriously`....friggin idiots....>.>
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Male 383
I dont need to take the test to tell you that I`m not.

First time I took it it basically told me to f*** off when I said people evolved from apes.
Ok, that happened twice, so I faked it and got a 48.

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Female 870
[img]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b117/grade4/b.jpg[/img]
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Male 1
This is an absolute discrace!!!

You do not get to heaven by giving the right answers! Ask the pharisees.

God does not need to scare people into getting to know him. This is manipulative rubbish.

We need to know jesus because he is a frienfd and wonderful counsellor and is desperate for us to know him.

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Female 2
OMFG, this test is terrible... It includes a little "teach me about jesus!" thing at the end! Stupid ass people trying to convert everyone. Christianity has been nothing but pain and sorrow for me. I had a bible thrown at my head, the first time I was ever beat up, it was by a bunch of christian guys and girls. I hate what people do in the name of God. She doesn`t want this from people, saying that they blew up an abortion clinic in Her name, or disowning or maiming or killing gay people like me just because we`re different. I don`t hate Christians, just what they blindly follow. If there is a Heaven, I hope I go to it just so I can see my family again. That should be enough.
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Female 23
I scored a 73. I should have gotten higher! Whatever though..
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Female 75
I scored 99..some answers were really weird, though.
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Male 18
I scored an 81
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Female 124
apparently i wasnt taking them seriously. Damn right i wasn`t!
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Female 250
86 :D
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Female 80
I got 80
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Female 1
Hm-- what a pity, I couldn`t make it past the first two questions. I suppose I`ll have to go back now and lie my way through those.
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Female 9
i really didn`t like this test, it was much to biased on religious terms. im an agnostic
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Female 52
I got 32
:-P
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Male 73
Something tells me this quiz is a nicely put together joke.
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Male 1
I cant even complete the damn thing. This quiz is so stupid. And I do like how someone said that God could not even get into heaven if these were the questions. And if you hated this quiz, check out this church near where I live. WARNING: This site is heavily offensive, even more so toward homosexuals http://www.godhatesfags.com
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Male 23
I don`t like when people try to tell other people who is going to Hell and who isn`t. I am a Christian and believe what the Bible says, but it isn`t up to me to tell other people that they are going to Hell, nor do I know who is or isn`t going to Hell. No one on Earth knows that. But also I don`t like people who criticize Christians for believing something different from them.
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Male 19
I got a 67 so I might
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Female 72
Haha weird......i got the same as pegasus.
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Female 96
76

Which suprises me, a little. I thought I`d get higher.

The people taking this test seriously need to be beaten. So what if some stupid GAME on the internet said you`re not going to Heaven. Why do you care?

"Do you go to Hell for being a good person just because you don`t believe in God?"

According to Christianity, it doesn`t matter how good/bad you`ve been. If you don`t accept Jesus as your savior, and repent your sins, you`re going to Hell.

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Male 1
The test cut me off. Apparently god wasn`t created by man. Gee. This whole time I thought god was made to symbolize man`s desire for explanation, and to rationalize and appease his fear of the unknown with the promise of rewards and consequences based upon acceptance of, and compliance with, an authority-based right/wrong existence. Oops, I forgot, stop thinking. That`s not what gets you into heaven. It`s official now. Oh well. Back to wallowing in the confusion of being created to be rejected by the creator, and wondering why I was given free will to choose if there`s only one answer (I know, I know, to prove my faith in the existence of a god that chooses to exist like she doesn`t). Seems a little redundant. I am bored again. Foreward all complaints to hell please...I`ll pick them up if I get there...hee hee.
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Female 132
I never finish it, but I got -7!
I beat all of you!
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Female 3
Didn`t get past the second question. Oh well. Interesting people go to hell anyway. ^_^
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Female 19
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This is seriously the most arrogant test ever. I thought it was a joke at first, so I had to retake it. It just annoys me that these people think they know everything there is to know about the requirments for getting into heaven. One of the requirements for getting into heaven is speaking in tongues?... right.
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Female 571
damn test!!!
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Male 5
Oh great, im going to hell. Well i might as well go kill some people, since i dont have to worry about being good.
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Female 223
poo now I said I don`t believe in god and they did it again!!
ewww don`t pray for me im jewish O..O
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Female 223
I said I think i`ll be reincarnated and the stupid thing wouldn`t let me finish the game O..O
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Female 1,340
86
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Female 1
I really think that this test was a good idea and I will pray for all you who don`t believe.
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Female 582
95 :-) Nice note at the end too.
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Female 35
Ah man I got a 54
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Female 1
I -hate- you... So, very, much.
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Female 552
i got a 83 yeah i made it
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Female 139
I wasn`t allowed to finish it. Looks like I`m going to be nice and toasty in Hell when I die.

The whole God-thing confuses me. Do you go to Hell for being a good person just because you don`t believe in God? (If there is a God). And the quiz is silly because different Christians belive different things, like Calvin bleived in double predestination so whatever you do, whether you believe or not, you are either going to Heaven or Hell and there`s nothing you can do about it.... I told you the God-thing is confusing.

I`ll go back into the corner now...

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Female 808
Psht, won`t let me go any farther since I don`t believe in God.
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Female 247
I got a 57, though almost none of the options actually fit what I believe.
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Female 412
Ok, now seriously, this test is really a load of bull. Just like those preachers that come to your door :-P I have been brought up in a catholic school my whole life, and trust me i`ve had an earful and a half. But really the teachings in the bible are only examples to lead your life by. Explanations. And God does love all his children. Even if you happen to believe in wica or whatever it may be.

The main point of the whole lot of stuff fed to me for all those years is to `love one another` Sweet, even if you love your ferret or snake.

Don`t worry i failed miserably, well about halfway anyway, and really who cares. As long as you know what`s goin on with God. And didn`t he forgive the prostitues n killers back then?

This test should be barred, honestly who knows if they`re even christian, just some d#ckh#ads rippin off a few pages from the bible tryin to stir everyone up

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Male 73
If they really wanted to teach people, they wouldn`t cut the quiz off after four questions.

"You`re not taking this test seriously, so we`re cutting you off."

I`m not? I answered those first four with all honesty.

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Female 210
That is some religious site`s quiz. I hate how they say you need to go find the truth about god. F*ckers.
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Male 3,060
just to show you how full of crap this test is....it contradicts itself. the bible says that the only thing that can get you into heaven is whether you believe in jesus...not whether you believe in evolution.
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Female 353
took it again and got a 55
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Male 73
Lame.

It stopped me after 4 questions.

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Female 34
heh, well i wasn`t taking it seriously, then it said i don`t appear to believe in god. damn, i wanted to get into heaven so badly too. i guess atheists aren`t allowed to go. how disappointing
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Female 1
What?! What a loada fcuking poo! This test in the most narrow minded, arrogant thing ive ever seen. the first time i played it, i didnt get past the third question, but second time i still cudnt get through. thanks alot, that just made me angry.
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Female 224
It told me I`m not being serious enough to take part.

Well, duh.

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Male 111
It said that I didn`t take it seriously.
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Male 490
"No, it`s always been a louder minority that`s been like this... Stuff like this gives them a better medium of spreading it."

A minority that currently has a strangle hold over all American politics, with this much one party control not seen since the New Deal. A minority that is the majority of American Christians. I think it`s time to get the head out of the sand. It`s bad up here.

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Female 106
Well that was mean! It told me I wasn`t allowed to play anymore as I didn`t believe in God! It also said that I should go away and find the truth about God. I actually felt insulted!
Just because I don`t believe in God doesn`t make me bad! What a lovely religion I must say.
Apollogies for any offence caused by this post.
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Male 12
I got -6 :(
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Female 210
Yay! I got a negative number.
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Male 679
It`s not even the validity of tongues that matters... It`s that it`s considering speaking in tongues as a factor in entry to heaven.
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Female 359
I agree Malletman...I know a few people who do speak in tongues at their church. So, I guess it`s not total bullsh*t for them...but who can honestly answer all those questions perfect? Not even God would get into Heaven based on that quiz...:-P
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Female 1
Is it even possible to finish the damn quiz without lying on every answer? What does this say about christianity that the only way to be accepted is to say what sounds "right" and "godly" even if you`re not sure you believe it? I`m an atheist and proud of it.
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Female 56
Okay, I tried it again. and I got a 59.

What a load of crap. You don`t have to be baptized to be close to God, or to go to heaven, or whatever.

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Female 56
2 questions in and it told me I wasn`t taking the quiz seriously )-|

Riiight. Because we all know how amazingly accurate this quiz really is.

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Female 47
I got -11... I guess I`m not going to heaven.
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Male 679
Considering that to get a 100 one of the required answers if having spoken in tongues... I call bullsh*t.
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Male 450
I got a -9 because I don`t believe in god.
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Female 571
im christian and i got i 55 i believe in god but i dont think every thing should be taken seriously plus to tell the truth i believe in science more than wut sum1 wrote down on old paper oh well i knew i was going to hell anyway i got a stupid prayer to that was really gay that test sucks!! thats their own opinion. god, ppl who got scores 100 or more must either be lying or crazy. who would practically give up their entire lives for some1 were not even sure is there(no offense any1 but were not sure) wjho i just got a .lot off my chest!!
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Female 51
This insults me...who is it to decide if you`re going to Heaven or not other than God? You can`t make that decision, only you and God can. And who says that the results were right? Who says that the people who made the test were correct in their opinions on if you`re going to Heaven depending on the score?

argh

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Female 51
by the way...i got an 85

and its especially insulting for the people with low scores...they seem to condescend you or patronize you if you dont get a high score or something, or if you have different opinions

geez

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Female 51
This insults me...who is it to decide if you`re going to Heaven or not other than God? You can`t make that decision, only you and God can. And who says that the results were right? Who says that the people who made the test were correct in their opinions on if you`re going to Heaven depending on the score?

argh

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Male 48
About 50, but that was mostly because i`m Jewish, so I didn`t pick anything with Jesus in it
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Male 14
I hate little tests like this, yet cannot seem to stop taking them....Im a mess!
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Male 679
I got a 40 (for anyone wondering, I`m deist). I sort of picked random answers, though, since all the choices were based on the Christian concept of God after a few questions into it... :-/

"Christianity is becoming increasingly like fascism."

No, it`s always been a louder minority that`s been like this... Stuff like this gives them a better medium of spreading it.

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Male 40
i got a 53... and a scary message from scary Born agains... yikes
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Male 490
Christianity is becoming increasingly like fascism.
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Male 490
The moment I said that man kind evolved from apes it told me I wasn`t being serious and kicked me out. It`s silly. These people give Jesus a very bad name.
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Female 515
40
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Female 353
52
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Female 790
Even though I consider myself Christian, I can honestly see how this "test" is an insult to a lot of people. I bet Kirk Cameron and his buddies wrote this one.
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Female 790
92
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Female 170
I got 44.
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Female 325
I got a 48... hey, if you`re a non-beliver, don`t be insulted... it`s like someone telling you you`re not allowed to go to a playground that doesn`t exist. Joke`s on them.
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Female 344
I got 42. o.o; I`m supposed to be catholic and stuff. Oh well.
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Male 578
I got 41 :-|

BTW: I`m an agnostic.

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Male 86
^Same here Sofey. I got a 57, anyway though.
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Female 137
46
some of the sets of answers didn`t have any choices for me though.
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Female 89
I got 92 :)
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Female 86
I got a 39 and liked because I actually wanted to finished it >_< ugh...
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Male 11,739
I couldn`t get psat the second question without being serious (I thought it was something funny at first). I couldn`t complete it without lying. I wasn`t happy at the end, what a load of crap.
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Female 25
I was told firstly that I wasn`t taking it seriously enough, then it informed me that since I didn`t appear to believe in their god I wasn`t allowed to complete the test.

It then prayed for me that I found the "Truth" )-|

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Female 2
ahahahahaha. this is the worst test ever.
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Male 1,371
68
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Female 13
Wow I never actually got to complete it...great I guess my highly christian friends are right.....according to this I am most likely going to hell. ((not that I believe in it))
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Male 139
I`m sorry, but this is REALLY a christian test. What is this? are you trying to convert us!! go to hell test! @!** you! This takes the piss outta atheist. i`m an open minded, lazy bastard. the guy who created this is asa religous as flanders, but as nice as homer simpsons.
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Male 139
if you get a minus, you get that little lovely message, how nice.
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Male 139
47. I`m a half muslim. i believe in god, and i do what my mum tells me to do if i have to do anything religous... but i kinda treat god like a person. a mighty one mind you, but sometimes i just shakes my fist at him, or look evily to the sky.
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Female 370
AHAHAHHAAH

this better be a joke. :-|

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Male 5
I`d rather go to hell and hang out with all the other cool people.
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Male 597
i dont belive in orgonised religon so i cant go to heven.
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Male 80
well that settles it i might as well start commiting mortal sins b/c the internet told me i have no chance of going to heaven
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Female 748
WTF... I said I believe in evolution, and it told me I was just playing around and not taking the test seriously! LOL
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Female 1,004
OMG i didn`t even get to complete it!
-10 baby!!
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Male 176
Holy smokes...the game stopped and posted a message telling me to stop playing!!! It wouldn`t even give me a score!! Oh man, this whole Heaven thing is not looking good for me right now. Someone hold the elevator door for me...the one going down.

Hint: Do not choose the option that says God is "man`s creation" or the game will come to a crashing halt.

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Male 1
I got a -7. Awesome.
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Male 2,620
65. I agree completely(sp?) with talleysgrrl
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Female 359
I got 55...I am not surprised...I believe in God, just question the way people worship Him and the Bible. Lots of interpretations about both...
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Male 129
I got a 30.
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Female 992
THis is idiotic. An insult to non-believers everywhere. They just preach to you at the end, how stupid. I get enough of that anyways, I don`t need to see this kind of stuff here. Whoever posted this link sucks.
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Male 1,031
115?

Wow.

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Female 18
i got 100
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Male 405
thats kind of crap :D
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Male 372
I got a 69..heh. I was also listening to Rotting Christ when I took that, lol.
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Female 234
I got a 48...It`s highly unlikely that I`m going to heaven! :-O
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Female 11
I got 99
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Female 863
I got a 66. I like the approach they took, and the little note at the end.
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Female 666
I got 100.
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Male 361
Link: Are you going to Heaven? [Rate Link] - Find out!

I got a 55.

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