What are you?

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Entertainment
http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html

You are a ____ who loves to _____!
There are 64 comments:
Female 809
Odd- I am a pathetic lobster who loves to swallow buffalo.
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Female 250
I am a growthslutty that loves to hoard.
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Female 211
i am a nut licking goddess who loves to whallop crotches hahaha its true!
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Female 72
I am a f*cking hot baby who loves to shrink werewolves.
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Female 72
I am a carcinogenic felcher who loves to corner sandwiches
yay
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Female 2,244
You are a masturbating sausage link who loves to stomp pattysaurs.

..lol

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Female 755
I cant remember i was too ingrossed plus i cheated and did a bunch of em lol
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Female 81
Yikes!

I am a
"Diseased bastard who loves to pilfer c**ts"

Bad bad BAD!

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Female 3
I`m a tit-grabbing fishstick who loves to pilfer dragons.

what does pilfer mean?

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Female 3
2nd one: I am a questionable size queen who likes to pull testes. haha
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Female 3
I`m a tit-grabbing fishstick who loves to pilfer dragons.

what does pilfer mean?

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Female 370
macrophilic ringtail f*cker who loves to infect paws! hhahahahaa
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Female 370
haha oh god, corpulent manwhore who loves to infiltrate monster c*cks..

i guess i like to infiltrate..

haha this is funny!

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Female 370
AAHAHAH!

im a masturbating ringtail f*cker who loves to infiltrate dildos!!!

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Male 101
muscular nintendo 64 who loves to buy scarecrows
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Female 992
Ha!!! Whoohoo! I guess I like to megadrat pumas...whatever...
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Female 95
Monumental pornstar who likes to mount c*nts.
Thats hot.
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Male 1,031
What`s with all the alters on this thread?
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Male 54
I am a slimy clown
Who likes to gulp hot bitches....

Thats me in a nutshell

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Male 259
I am a punctual organ donor who likes to make giant tits.
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Female 492
A dainty fish stick who loves to gulp blow-up dolls.

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Female 127
a muscular perpetrator who loves to grope pumas
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Female 62
I am a dainty pawslut who loves to bake horses.

Mmmm...horses.

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Female 790
Im a tit-grabbing disco queen who likes to taste testes!
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Female 223
I am a delicious boytoy who loves to fistf*ck horses.

Ok.

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Male 534
I am apparently,
a monstrous horn-ball who loves to taste penises...
My girlfriends gonna be pissed if thats true ha :)
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Male 597
I am a "dainty penis" who loves to "hump nipples
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Male 11
I am an underhung rat who loves to megaf*ck clits
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Male 679
You are a f*cking hot demon who loves to conquer hot bitches.

Wow, that actually makes sense... although it doesn`t fit. :-P

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Female 115
You are a polite sexybitch who loves to corrupt trouser snakes.

Go me!...

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Female 91
I`m a "dainty Nintendo 64 who loves to nuzzle sandwiches"!!! Wow, I like mine, its cute!! :-)
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Female 2
"You are a underhung stud muffin who loves to grow birds"

Ha! That should be "an"! :-P

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Female 339
you are a stimulated pimp who loves to sniff toes.

i prefer to get high off my ladies toes. it`s all part of the job. ;-) :-P

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Female 24
Yes! I`ve always wanted to be a penile virgin who loves to slap vibrators!
lol
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Female 35
I`m a feminine disco queen who loves to smack blow-up dolls, apparently.
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Male 1,371
I`m puny ringtail f*cker that likes to make geemo

*spin again*

A masturbating lobster that likes to orally explore geemo

O_O ok...

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Male 9
you are polite behmoth who likes to explore balls
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Male 3,060
Hmmm...i`m a sexy baby who likes to lick women. interesting. :-/
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Female 231
I am a diseased hooch that likes to hump beavers. Is there a 12 step program for that?
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Female 808
You are a sexy midget

Who loves to deflower lizards.

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Male 76
yo is there any other diseased titans who like to drat bill cosby?
so i`m the only one then dammit
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Male 76
i am a horny porn star who likes to laugh at dildos
that dosen`t make much sense
thats pretty funny
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Female 17
I am a diseased penis that loves to infiltrate penises...
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Male 19
I`m a deceased hunk who loves to nibble buffalo
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Male 295
I`m a corpulent pin-up model who loves to megaF*CK Ed Kotch.
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Male 79
Im a horny chickmagnet who loves to dejuice monster roosters...
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Male 1,031
I think some of these are waaay British.
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Male 11
im a funky boytoy who likes to f*ck bill Cosby
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Male 86
This is interesting--I`m a "titanic penis who loves to squeeze toes."
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Female 127
"You are a foxy ringtail fu*ker who loves to buy dildos"

Awesome

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Female 359
I am a lecherous perpetrator who likes to fistf*ck werewolves...WTF?! I am not!)-|
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Female 336
`you are a drunken beauty who loves to discover lanterns` ....righty then...
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Female 247
What on Earth are "pattysaurs?":-?
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Female 247
Apparently, I`m a macrophilic goliath who loves to watch pattysaurs.
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Female 170
I`m a toe-sucking stompslut who loves to punch samurais.

Stompslut?

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Male 245
I am a toe-sucking doughnut who loves to buy pumas.
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Female 259
shere briliance
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Female 62
i am a sexy midget who loves to corrupt beavers
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Male 491
Hello, my name is André and I`m a testicular bastard who loves to hug trouser snakes and I`m proud of it!
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Female 863
"I am a diseased viking prince who loves to gulp trouser snakes."
Well, isn`t that lovley.
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Female 147
I am a monkey-like horn-ball who loves to eat trouser snakes
lol
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Male 1,031
Second result:

Titanic dragon who loves to nuzzle calzones.

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Male 1,031
I`m a titanic felcher who loves to swallow beavers.

But I don`t know what a felcher is.

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Male 10,115
Link: What are you? [Rate Link] - You are a ____ who loves to _____!

:-)

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