Virtual Bartender

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Tell your beautiful bartender, Tammy, what you"d like her to do
There are 65 comments:
Female 75
Wow...
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Female 54
oh baby, kiss was hot!!
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Female 854
haha, "change" was awesome..
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Female 755
She didnt do squat for me.
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Female 51
she was very pretty, and cute.. i thought she was classy at being sexy, women dont like her cause they are jelous
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Female 179
i`m a girl and i think that this is hell funny
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Male 1
I spent the last 8 hours with her trying out various commands. Here is a list of commands which definitely will work:

wet tap guitar
spin think bow
ass poo lollipop
top fight gun
spread your legs throw
dance drink beer
kiss (!!!!!!) cushion
suck rap
drat do a handstand
tits pushups
bend over angry
arm dog
hair banana
sleep cowgirl
shake phone
tongue surf
think strip
man stretch
write pour beer
playboy hummer
hello tickle
sunshine dance on bar
fire magic
change robot
orgasm gymnastics
metal show me something
karate joke
hiphop jug
rub kiss me
lick leimek
box riverdance

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Female 55
she couldn`t get me a jack daniels and coke?!

!!!!

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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 7
Sad, lol hehehe
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 17
Stop saying "sad, lol" as it`s beginning to get annoying.
And yes, it has to be another girl. Guys like that.
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Female 7
thats really weird but funny too. kinda sick when you say make out i have nothing against it but it just has to be a nother girl doesn`t it!
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Male 1
Here`s a "couple" of working words, that I/others have found.

aerobics
arm
ass/beer.com/show/butt
banana
beer
bottle
bottle
call/phone/number
can
clit/blow/cock/dick/anal/mean person
cowboy
cushion/pillow
dance
dog/stretch
feet/bend/shoes/toes
fight
hair
hat/tap
head/belly/rub
hummer
kiss me
kiss/lips/makeout
knees/balls/kick
laugh
light/fire
party/macarena
rope/magic
shake
skip/hop/jump
sleep/lie
spin
spread
strip/naked/shorts/pants
suck/lick
talk/write hi/wave
tickle
tits/hooters/breasts/bra/chest/feel/play
top/topless/shirt

Enjoy, her... ;-)

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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Male 67
uh what?
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Female 128
I thought it was cool, Im no lezbo but I thought she was hot ;-)
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Female 12
Why, exactly, does beer equal half naked women? Are there no female drunks out there? ^^;;
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Male 4
why do all the ladies have to shoot us down for having fun? If you don`t like the site, shut up already.
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Female 89
hey, it`s better than that stupid chicken;-)
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Female 32
S-T-U-P-I-D
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 2,074
Sad, lol
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Female 359
dc22311, my husband says try...suck or fight...
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Female 359
^^Man, you are way too excited about his site...it would be cool if she would piss off!
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Male 4
this site is great. There are so many things...try these out: hummer, change, dance, model, lay down, tattoo, love, show me your bra, jump, feel, rap, kiss me, dump a beer on yourself, tap, and knee. Let me know what ones work for you...I still can`t get banana to work...
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Male 27
type in ass ehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheh
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Male 6
What a surprise. Males like it. females don`t.
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Male 9
and feet
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Male 9
try rub LOL
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Female 2
Lol say
Fight
and she fights with this other girl
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Male 1
Pretty slick if I say so....
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Female 2,074
/\ Well said
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Female 808
Eh, stupid.
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Female 790
Yay, Tammy the slutty bartender thinks Im a stud?? yeah, ok, Tammy, Im female. Whatever. I think Im going to ask her to get Angelo the sexy Italian MALE bartender for me.
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Male 165
no luck here
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Male 356
And it took her forever to pour me a damn beer!
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Male 356
The damn bouncer took her away!
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Female 91
is it supposed to have volume? because I couldn`t hear anything.

And she kept shrugging her shoulders...

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Male 43
oh dear
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Male 194
awesome. Try "kiss"
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Female 621
Wow.. That...Sucked. :-/ It was so stupid...
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Male 13
I found that the following commands work:
banana
hummer
fight
pillow
beer
can
bottle
stretch
toes
beer.com
pants
shirt
wet / shower (does something, but it jams)
cowboy
dance
words denoting the colloquial terms for female anatomy
and of course, the ones listed above.
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Female 128
tell her to lick
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Male 10
SWEEET! Tell Her To ``make out``
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Male 101
Type "fake it"
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Female 316
she wont give me a soda!!
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Female 406
i ordered a shake. gr! not that kind of shake!
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Male 10,115
This one would be tough if you only have a modem as it`s video.
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Male 1
Okay so like.. this isnt working it just says loading like the whole time, do i have to have broadband?
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Female 2,074
She was cheesy and slutty. A winning combination for losers.

:)

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Female 64
Hmm. No luck on this end either. :-?
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Male 10,115
Hmm, try it again.
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Male 33
Nope, still no luck...
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Male 10,115
Try "Coors" or "Strip", both of those work.
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Male 33
I think it`s broken...she keeps shrugging her shoulders no matter what I say.
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Male 10,115
Link: Virtual Bartender [Rate Link] - Tell your beautiful bartender, Tammy, what you`d like her to do

:-)

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