Things that Only Happen in the Movies

Submitted by: joopy 12 years ago in Misc
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm

A pretty funny list of things you only see in movies, never in real life
There are 18 comments:
Female 390
"Also people in movies never seem to need to go to the toilet"

Watch Henry Fool, that statement will be pleasantly disproved ;-)

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Female 15
35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

lol They`re all true

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Male 176
If I may add one: In the movies, a guy can be punched, kicked, stabbed, hit with a baseball bat, and thrown out of a window and still get up and run away after a few seconds of recovery time on the ground.
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Male 2,620
I`ve seen numbers 3, 10 & 34 before on a list like this. I disagree with 21.

Did anyone else notice that there wwere more than 20?

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Male 104
Don`t know if anyone noticed but the black type on black background doesn`t show up. Try loading the page and then "select all" from the edit menu. You should be able to see all 40 items then.
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Female 992
So true..so true...
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Male 1,371
awesome...

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Female 790
Hahaha
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Male 103
ahahahha that was some funny stuff
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Female 13
Forgot One.... When in a horror movie, the bad guy killer dude will always walk and the helpless girl will always run... but the bad guy will ALWAYS catch the victim
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Male 122
17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you on by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

That one made me laugh awhile, because it`s so true.

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Female 111
Also people in movies never seem to need to go to the toilet, and the main character never dies- but thats what doesn`t happen..
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Female 1,004
8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

bahaha

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Female 316
ha!
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Female 253
Pretty funny, and true to. Number 40 (the last one) was kinda dumb though.
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Female 179
Thats prety good. but the taxi fare one got me- what about the tip? isn`t that included?
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Male 98
33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

lmao, they were all quite true ;-)

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Female 2
They`re pretty goddamn accurate
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