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Date: 11/03/04 11:57 PM

18 Responses to Things that Only Happen in the Movies

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    Reevan Female 13-17
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    November 4, 2004 at 3:49 am
    They`re pretty goddamn accurate
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    paul182 Male 13-17
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    November 4, 2004 at 6:53 am
    33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

    lmao, they were all quite true ;-)

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    Wennana Female 18-29
    179 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 6:54 am
    Thats prety good. but the taxi fare one got me- what about the tip? isn`t that included?
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    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 9:24 am
    Pretty funny, and true to. Number 40 (the last one) was kinda dumb though.
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    kingconan92 Female 18-29
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    November 4, 2004 at 11:44 am
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 12:06 pm
    8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.


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    NightOwler Female 13-17
    111 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 12:11 pm
    Also people in movies never seem to need to go to the toilet, and the main character never dies- but thats what doesn`t happen..
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    matthewsim88 Male 13-17
    122 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 2:28 pm
    17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you on by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

    That one made me laugh awhile, because it`s so true.

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    nicolina123 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 3:18 pm
    Forgot One.... When in a horror movie, the bad guy killer dude will always walk and the helpless girl will always run... but the bad guy will ALWAYS catch the victim
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    GhostMan Male 13-17
    103 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 5:11 pm
    ahahahha that was some funny stuff
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 6:36 pm
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    November 4, 2004 at 10:10 pm

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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    November 5, 2004 at 1:02 am
    So true...
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    hydro99 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    November 5, 2004 at 5:42 pm
    Don`t know if anyone noticed but the black type on black background doesn`t show up. Try loading the page and then "select all" from the edit menu. You should be able to see all 40 items then.
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    November 5, 2004 at 5:51 pm
    I`ve seen numbers 3, 10 & 34 before on a list like this. I disagree with 21.

    Did anyone else notice that there wwere more than 20?

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    ShaggyR Male 18-29
    176 posts
    November 6, 2004 at 10:01 am
    If I may add one: In the movies, a guy can be punched, kicked, stabbed, hit with a baseball bat, and thrown out of a window and still get up and run away after a few seconds of recovery time on the ground.
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    xcursedx Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 10, 2004 at 9:03 pm
    35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

    lol They`re all true

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    warblossom Female 60-69
    390 posts
    November 10, 2004 at 9:04 pm
    "Also people in movies never seem to need to go to the toilet"

    Watch Henry Fool, that statement will be pleasantly disproved ;-)

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