Presidential Facts

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Weird

Outrageous ""facts"" about each of our past presidents. This is not very patriotic.
There are 37 comments:
Female 307
No thank you.
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Male 1,029
Yeah... Um. That wasn`t THAT funny. Bad post. I would have actually liked to have heard true things about our presidents... F*ck.
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Female 673
someone? I realised it was fake by the time it got to... err. George Washington.
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Female 519
so stupid..
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Male 1,031
Tinkleson is Tim Taylor...
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Male 1,031
Lol @ Grant!
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Male 1,031
"Not only was Martin Van Buren the first black President, he was the first Female president as well."
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Male 26
You`re ghey dude
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Male 157
lol killed 250 deadly ninja assasins wow that was weird
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Male 5
Calvin Coolidge voted for himself 1,900 times and even admitted it, but the public didn’t care because he was so cool.

Ha ha!

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Female 81
I thought it was cute.
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Female 11
The person you did this was probably an AP history student. Because, like me, it`s probably the one person would think this was hilarious
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Male 152
vote for urkel
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Male 1,371
yes, that`s true, but not lincoln.

how are we supposed to know if he invented ska? what the hell is ska anyway?

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Male 491
Everione says that when they saw Lincoln`s they figured they were all fake. But Lincoln`s is quite possible, for example, Hitler only had one testicle, and there are known cases of people with both male and female genitalia at the same time.
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Male 534
Okay i`m sorry i didn`t mean that, you guys don`t suck, only a few of you....
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Male 534
Dwight Eisenhower invented Ska :) ha, Man Americans are stupid :)
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Female 992
Ha ha. That was good. It woulda been soo much fun to make all of those up.
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Male 39
LMAO @ Van Buren. Be sure to use that one against Hilary when she runs for president.

LMAO @ Pierce. He doesn`t look like he could take many ninjas.

LMAO @ Harrison. Thats good randomness there.

LMAO @ Perot

I cant believe I read them all. Not bad

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Female 359
Stooopid!
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Male 979
VOTE FOR URKEL- lol!
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Female 339
that was all obviously made up, but it was still kinda funny
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Female 476
took me a while...but i knew that after sticking children in a burning builidng, you would likey be impeached....or assassinated...

ne ways make no fun of me, for im sure you fell for it too

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Female 45
wasn`t that by the guy who did potter puppet pals?
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Male 67
I would say all of it was dumb...it wasnt even funny
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Female 790
Dang, I thought this would be real. Oh well. Entertaining in a sad way.
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Male 1,371
Well, I thought some of them were real and some just put in there as a joke. Like buren <_<

Hey, Jefferson could`ve done that <_<

But yea, they didnt sound ALL fake until like lincoln

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Male 490
Created by highly influential guy Neil Cicierega, creator of the Animutation style of crazy flash animation. http://www.eviltrailmix.com/ It`s not meant to be taken seriously, it`s meant to dispel what ever notions of sanity you might be feeling at the moment.
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Male 194
haha van buren
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Male 194
wow.. if you couldn`t tell from the beginning that this was fake (GW figure skater? TJ luring kids into burning buildings with chocolate?) you`ve got issues. Pretty funny none the less.
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Female 85
hey i know (and by "know" i mean stalk) the person who made this! Neil is teh sex!! <3
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Female 2,074
It was kind of funny, kind of dumb...
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Male 3,060
someone?...i hafta say- it`skinda sad that you couldn`t tell that these were fake until lincoln. a lot of them were really stupid. but i`ll admit to laughing at martin van buren`s and franklin roosevelt`s.
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Male 1,371
What I thought (in order)

John Adams couldnt speak? I never knew that O_o
Pierce`s is great, lol
Buchanans is hilarious, although its obviously fake, since he couldnt have been at least 135 years old.
Once I started to see Lincolns, I began to believe these were all fake.
The next four are definitely fake.
Heh, Mckinley wasn`t impeached, he was assassinated.

Fake >:)

They also stuck some fake presidents in there, such as Terry Tinkleson and Perot :D

I was waiting for dubya`s the whole time, and it was pretty stupid.


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Female 1,004
very strange
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Female 128
That was sooooo dumb!
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Male 10,115
Link: Presidential Facts [Rate Link] - Outrageous ``facts`` about each of our past presidents. This is not very patriotic.

:-)

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