Instant Music Review

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Funny
http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/

Type in the name of your favorite song or artist and get an instant review!
There are 27 comments:
Male 215
I remember this as a repost from ages ago, and its still not funny
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Female 1
listen to this song, it`s great
http://pages.m80im.com/?Qzo5MzM6NDE1NTEx
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Female 16
Hehe, kind of cute and Kind of lame.
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Female 139
He insulted the Hives, but it was still funny! I typed in Busted and was satisfied with the result!
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Female 139
Oh no, he`s insulting The Who and Hendrix. Hives was funny (they`re great but you can take some critisim) but insulting The Who and Hendrix is going too far!
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Female 139
He insulted the Hives, but it was still funny! I typed in Busted and was satisfied with the result!
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Female 55
oops. i`m lj-html-ing all over the place.
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Female 55
how disappointing... i thought it would be <i>real</i> reviews. :(
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Male 242
HE DOESN`T KNOW ABOUT CAKE!!! OMFG!!!! WHAAA!!!
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Male 182
crap, he hates all the music i love! How can someone hate Led Zeppelin AND Van Halen? It`s crazy...but still a funny site because he just goes on and on.
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Female 170
i dont get the point.
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Female 2,074
That was great, man, this guy is vitrolic!
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Female 992
Ha ha...but some of the stuff I typed in didn`t come up...oh well!
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Female 1,004
hahaha i bet, stupid avril
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Female 150
It was funny. The Avril Lavigne review was great!
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Female 661
That was really dumb.
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Male 43
Eddie Murphy? Oh my God. I thought Eddie Murphy`s fans died out years ago. I remember How Could It Be as being particularly awful...Say track three, How Could It Be three times into the mirror and Eddie Murphy will appear behind you to take you away from all this miserable pooe. Do it. It`s your only hope - the track sounds like a troupe of clowns honking away in their clown car going around and around the circus ring with no hope of ever stopping throughout. Too much track five, Party All the Time is bad for your health. I recommend taking up injecting heroin into your eyeballs instead. It tickles a bit, but the rush is awesome.

Don`t talk about my eddie like that

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Male 570
But In Flames does suck...oh well.
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Female 91
What he said about In Flames almost made me cry. :-(

haha but it was funny.

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Female 1,004
lol that was a cute idea, but waaay too obvious that it was fake.
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Female 7
I typed in Yes and am Mortified at this guy lol
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Female 790
Heh. Its alright for a chuckle.
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Male 20
heh... These are fake, yet amusing, because after putting like 5 artists, he started repeating his insults...so they just randomly generate tracks from the CD i believe.
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Female 380
Lame
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Female 45
Oh, this place is so mean! Yet so funny...
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Female 808
"You like Evanescence? Oh dear. You`re not going to like what I thought of Fallen...

  Track four, My Immortal is so so. So, so, so f*cking awful, that is. Tourniquet sounds like that bloke in your office who hums to himself continuously oblivious to the number of people who plot to fill his mouth and nose with cement on a daily basis from its start right through to its (bleated) finish. I`ve heard better tunes than track seven, Imaginary from my digital watch, on the hour, every hour.

  I had to abandon listening to track eight, Taking Over Me after my nose and ears began to bleed. Ouch. Track 9, Hello will not only remove the enamel from your teeth, but charge you for its professional dental services afterwards. Track ten, My Last Breath is simply terrible. That`s it, no further explanation needed.

  In fact, this should`ve been put down years ago."

Haha. That made me laugh, though.

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Male 10,115
Link: Instant Music Review [Rate Link] - Type in the name of your favorite song or artist and get an instant review!

:-)

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