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Date: 11/14/04 12:13 PM

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 12:12 pm
    Link: Instant Music Review - Type in the name of your favorite song or artist and get an instant review!

    :-)

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    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 12:29 pm
    "You like Evanescence? Oh dear. You`re not going to like what I thought of Fallen...

      Track four, My Immortal is so so. So, so, so f*cking awful, that is. Tourniquet sounds like that bloke in your office who hums to himself continuously oblivious to the number of people who plot to fill his mouth and nose with cement on a daily basis from its start right through to its (bleated) finish. I`ve heard better tunes than track seven, Imaginary from my digital watch, on the hour, every hour.

      I had to abandon listening to track eight, Taking Over Me after my nose and ears began to bleed. Ouch. Track 9, Hello will not only remove the enamel from your teeth, but charge you for its professional dental services afterwards. Track ten, My Last Breath is simply terrible. That`s it, no further explanation needed.

      In fact, this should`ve been put down years ago."

    Haha. That made me laugh, though.

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    fishfry916 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 12:41 pm
    Oh, this place is so mean! Yet so funny...
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    sad182 Female 13-17
    380 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 12:57 pm
    Lame
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    FlamingTiger Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 1:15 pm
    heh... These are fake, yet amusing, because after putting like 5 artists, he started repeating his insults...so they just randomly generate tracks from the CD i believe.
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 2:10 pm
    Heh. Its alright for a chuckle.
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    Vivi13 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 2:27 pm
    I typed in Yes and am Mortified at this guy lol
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 2:56 pm
    lol that was a cute idea, but waaay too obvious that it was fake.
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    Anemic Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 8:33 pm
    What he said about In Flames almost made me cry. :-(

    haha but it was funny.

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    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 8:35 pm
    But In Flames does suck...oh well.
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    prickett500 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 10:19 pm
    Eddie Murphy? Oh my God. I thought Eddie Murphy`s fans died out years ago. I remember How Could It Be as being particularly awful...Say track three, How Could It Be three times into the mirror and Eddie Murphy will appear behind you to take you away from all this miserable pooe. Do it. It`s your only hope - the track sounds like a troupe of clowns honking away in their clown car going around and around the circus ring with no hope of ever stopping throughout. Too much track five, Party All the Time is bad for your health. I recommend taking up injecting heroin into your eyeballs instead. It tickles a bit, but the rush is awesome.

    Don`t talk about my eddie like that

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    CRYN_OUT Female 18-29
    661 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 10:51 pm
    That was really dumb.
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    porpoise Female 18-29
    150 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 10:53 pm
    It was funny. The Avril Lavigne review was great!
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 11:00 pm
    hahaha i bet, stupid avril
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    November 14, 2004 at 11:43 pm
    Ha ha...but some of the stuff I typed in didn`t come up...oh well!
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    November 15, 2004 at 7:38 am
    That was great, man, this guy is vitrolic!
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    alexis21 Female 18-29
    170 posts
    November 15, 2004 at 3:57 pm
    i dont get the point.
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    KCN0113 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    November 15, 2004 at 6:50 pm
    crap, he hates all the music i love! How can someone hate Led Zeppelin AND Van Halen? It`s crazy...but still a funny site because he just goes on and on.
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    Alien Stick Male 18-29
    242 posts
    November 15, 2004 at 11:12 pm
    HE DOESN`T KNOW ABOUT CAKE!!! OMFG!!!! WHAAA!!!
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    kobraski Female 18-29
    55 posts
    November 16, 2004 at 10:29 am
    how disappointing... i thought it would be <i>real</i> reviews. :(
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    kobraski Female 18-29
    55 posts
    November 16, 2004 at 10:30 am
    oops. i`m lj-html-ing all over the place.
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    big_fridge Female 13-17
    139 posts
    November 17, 2004 at 6:52 am
    He insulted the Hives, but it was still funny! I typed in Busted and was satisfied with the result!
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    big_fridge Female 13-17
    139 posts
    November 17, 2004 at 6:55 am
    Oh no, he`s insulting The Who and Hendrix. Hives was funny (they`re great but you can take some critisim) but insulting The Who and Hendrix is going too far!
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    big_fridge Female 13-17
    139 posts
    November 17, 2004 at 6:56 am
    He insulted the Hives, but it was still funny! I typed in Busted and was satisfied with the result!
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    stej Female 13-17
    16 posts
    November 17, 2004 at 9:34 am
    Hehe, kind of cute and Kind of lame.
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    gibsonchick6 Female 13-17
    1 post
    November 25, 2004 at 1:31 am
    listen to this song, it`s great
    http://pages.m80im.com/?Qzo5MzM6NDE1NTEx
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    thespread Male 13-17
    215 posts
    November 26, 2004 at 4:46 pm
    I remember this as a repost from ages ago, and its still not funny

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