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Date: 11/27/04 04:26 PM

31 Responses to How to use Japanese Toilets

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    November 27, 2004 at 4:27 pm
    Link: How to use Japanese Toilets - If you can use the internet, you can probably use a toilet, but who knows.

    :-)

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    grindinbitch Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2004 at 4:31 pm
    Straddle...the toilet.

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Excellent.

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    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 4:39 pm
    this will help when i go to japan
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    jarblegonk Male 70 & Over
    16 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 4:40 pm
    Wow, I`ve been doing it all wrong....
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    Yankeefan1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 5:41 pm
    and all these years...
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    Corruptgod66 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 5:45 pm
    y do they crap a special way...its weird
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 5:57 pm
    Oh yes I`ve always wanted to learn how to go to the bathroom japanese-style....
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    xXGC_ChickXx Female 13-17
    808 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 6:00 pm
    ..Wow.
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 6:21 pm
    um wtf?
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    Medli13 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 7:47 pm
    it`s true. I grew up in Taiwan and for you girls, you have to squat for your toilets. But in Japan though, they have extra fancy ones. i.e. they can heat up, rotate, play music, wash and dry your ass, and say "alli gato!" which is "thank you" in japanese when you flush. pretty funny.
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    Musteval Male 13-17
    146 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 8:01 pm
    I already knew this. Thanks, random Wikipedia article!
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    peppyprep Female 13-17
    476 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 8:31 pm
    its like i have been doing it wrong for all these years, how did i not KNOW this?:P
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    GhostMan Male 13-17
    103 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 9:45 pm
    wow wtf was that about
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    tiggergal Female 18-29
    409 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 9:56 pm
    um...
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    FlamingTiger Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 27, 2004 at 10:09 pm
    haha!
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    fadedmaster Male 13-17
    29 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 3:53 am
    "it`s true. I grew up in Taiwan and for you girls, you have to squat for your toilets. But in Japan though, they have extra fancy ones. i.e. they can heat up, rotate, play music, wash and dry your ass, and say "alli gato!" which is "thank you" in japanese when you flush. pretty funny."

    That`d be true, except it`s arigato is thanks... domo arigato is thank you. :) Haha, nice attempt at being funny though.

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    laughmaker44 Male 13-17
    362 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 7:39 am
    Oh cool toilets fadedmaster.
    That hapens in China too. Man I hated those toilets that were just holes in the ground. They weree creepy. THe weird hing about if somebody had to go to the bathroom was that if they had to go, they go right where they were stanfing. I saw it happen right before my eyes!
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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 9:08 am
    thats just scary, i dont wanna go japan anymore O.O
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 4:25 pm
    pretty interesting
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    dramastace Female 13-17
    346 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 9:11 pm
    "That`d be true, except it`s arigato is thanks... domo arigato is thank you. :) Haha, nice attempt at being funny though."

    Uhhhh, nitpick, anyone? They have the same purpose, and I promise you`ll be equally understood...

    The squatting thing scares me.

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    folife Male 13-17
    157 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 9:46 pm
    kind of a weird video very funny though
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    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    November 28, 2004 at 10:59 pm
    Ugh...that one thing looked like a bathtub...:-/
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    November 29, 2004 at 12:50 am
    Strange. Really strange. )-|
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    November 29, 2004 at 4:45 pm
    With all those buttons and levers and such, I thought I would never learn to use a toilet. Thanks, buddy, for improving my life both hygenically and socially:-D!
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    sweetpeachy1 Female 30-39
    552 posts
    December 4, 2004 at 10:36 am
    thanks for that info so ill know what to expect when i go to japan:)
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    sofey Female 30-39
    137 posts
    December 4, 2004 at 10:42 am
    the one that looks like a racecar . . . they say to squat down, and it has toilet paper nearby so is that for both pee and poop?
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    ladypink Female 13-17
    71 posts
    December 28, 2004 at 10:30 pm
    ugh, i do it the wrong way ;-/
    I hate using those toilets in school, it`s freaking me out...
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    hamptonfan2 Male 13-17
    137 posts
    February 18, 2005 at 6:03 pm
    very odd
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    AVDPhoenix Male 30-39
    1522 posts
    October 13, 2005 at 11:21 pm
    Damn!!! ;-/
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    babyy_yn Female 13-17
    141 posts
    January 22, 2006 at 12:58 am
    i use to live in china where they had toilets like that..the 1 that looks like a bathtub..like..isnt i possible to fall in it...*thinks bout it*..ew
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    glittermonk Female 18-29
    48 posts
    February 21, 2006 at 7:13 pm
    that kid was naked, ugh.

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