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Date: 11/22/04 12:37 PM

24 Responses to Banana Guard

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 12:41 pm
    Link: Banana Guard - Protect your banana!


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    grindinbitch Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 12:48 pm
    Do I dare open this link?
    it sounds scary! lol.
    Ah, what the heck. here goes nothin`.
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    grindinbitch Female 18-29
    62 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 12:49 pm
    Ahhh hahahhahaha, dumbest thing
    invented, Evar!
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    alexis21 Female 18-29
    170 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 1:14 pm
    that is just silly, i love canada, but seriously something like that would only come outa canada
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    eRiCaBot Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 1:19 pm
    lol hey! canada`s not so bad...

    and allow me to be immature for a moment...those things are r sooo fallic!

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    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 1:24 pm
    The thing that disturbs me is that someone actually sat, thinking to themselves: "I have to end the destruction of bananas! Why, oh why, is there no device to protect my delicious fruit? I shall make one!"
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    spanky77 Male 30-39
    6 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 1:41 pm
    Canadians. We can take credit for the invention of Basketball, garbage bags, the paint roller, and now the banana guard. No wonder I`m so damned proud!
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    DoYouWash Female 18-29
    81 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 2:22 pm
    I love the FAQ about the "battery attachment"
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    JLiu Female 30-39
    863 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 4:05 pm
    Banana, dildo holder. Call it what you want, as long as can accommodate.
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    Cindy75 Female 30-39
    790 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 4:25 pm
    ^Ohh! Dual-purpose. :->
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    narfandboink Female 13-17
    163 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 5:05 pm
    how weird - I had that exact same problem this morning, and had to eat a mushed up banana. Ick.
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    laughmaker44 Male 13-17
    362 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 6:46 pm
    Nice. they should sell those at stores.
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    Anemic Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 22, 2004 at 10:58 pm
    It would be real funny if I read in the newspaper that a kid in kindergarten got in trouble for bringing a dildo to school and it was actually a banana guard. HAHA
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    joolaygurl89 Female 13-17
    51 posts
    November 23, 2004 at 6:55 am
    Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

    A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.


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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    November 23, 2004 at 8:41 am
    That is such a cute idea!! Love it :)
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    _andread_ Male 18-29
    491 posts
    November 24, 2004 at 3:43 pm
    Is it really to hold bananas?
    My dirty mind can only think about something else
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    fireball870 Male 40-49
    12 posts
    November 24, 2004 at 4:04 pm
    It`s not really a dumb idea...but the cases are funny. If i saw someone carrying one of them I`ld laugh...something other than "banana Guard" come to my head when I see that. haha 8-)
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    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    November 24, 2004 at 9:39 pm
    Banana protectors...yes...almost as funny as the word itself.
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    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    November 25, 2004 at 11:40 pm
    Wow, I didn`t even think of that when I read it. I don`t know what to say for the rest of you...
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    ApathyAlways Female 13-17
    151 posts
    November 26, 2004 at 7:11 am
    Haha, that`s so silly.
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    jaida1964 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    December 27, 2004 at 11:21 am
    "Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"
    A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas."

    I smiled as I read this.

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    teath123 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    August 12, 2005 at 8:44 am
    ill take 10 =D and im not tellin you how im usein them
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    bored_now Female 13-17
    2 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 10:30 pm
    glow-in-the-dark? Why would you be eating a banana in the dark? All I can think of on this is pretty dirty...
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    CmyChinchila Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 3, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    It costs more to ship one of those things than its actually worth.

    That just lets you know its worth!

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