Banana Guard

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago Funny
http://www.bananaguard.com/

Protect your banana!
There are 24 comments:
Female 25
It costs more to ship one of those things than its actually worth.

That just lets you know its worth!

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Female 2
glow-in-the-dark? Why would you be eating a banana in the dark? All I can think of on this is pretty dirty...
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Male 227
ill take 10 =D and im not tellin you how im usein them
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Female 238
"Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"
A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas."

I smiled as I read this.

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Female 151
Haha, that`s so silly.
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Male 2,620
Wow, I didn`t even think of that when I read it. I don`t know what to say for the rest of you...
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Female 992
Banana protectors...yes...almost as funny as the word itself.
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Male 12
It`s not really a dumb idea...but the cases are funny. If i saw someone carrying one of them I`ld laugh...something other than "banana Guard" come to my head when I see that. haha 8-)
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Male 491
Is it really to hold bananas?
My dirty mind can only think about something else
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Female 2,074
That is such a cute idea!! Love it :)
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Female 51
Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

hahaaaaaa

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Female 91
It would be real funny if I read in the newspaper that a kid in kindergarten got in trouble for bringing a dildo to school and it was actually a banana guard. HAHA
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Male 361
Nice. they should sell those at stores.
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Female 163
how weird - I had that exact same problem this morning, and had to eat a mushed up banana. Ick.
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Female 790
^Ohh! Dual-purpose. :->
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Female 863
Banana, dildo holder. Call it what you want, as long as can accommodate.
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Female 81
I love the FAQ about the "battery attachment"
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Male 6
Canadians. We can take credit for the invention of Basketball, garbage bags, the paint roller, and now the banana guard. No wonder I`m so damned proud!
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Female 748
The thing that disturbs me is that someone actually sat, thinking to themselves: "I have to end the destruction of bananas! Why, oh why, is there no device to protect my delicious fruit? I shall make one!"
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Female 1,004
lol hey! canada`s not so bad...

and allow me to be immature for a moment...those things are r sooo fallic!

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Female 170
that is just silly, i love canada, but seriously something like that would only come outa canada
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Female 62
Ahhh hahahhahaha, dumbest thing
invented, Evar!
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Female 62
Do I dare open this link?
it sounds scary! lol.
Ah, what the heck. here goes nothin`.
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Male 10,115
Link: Banana Guard [Rate Link] - Protect your banana!

:-)

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