Log in with a social network:
Log in with your username or email:
I will tip the vote for John Kerry, because I like candidates that can speak in full sentences. Although sometimes he changes positions as often as his underwear, and sometimes he misplaces his medals in his sock drawer, I still think that he tells funny Viet Cong stories after he drinks. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, he sings well in that Jib Jab cartoon.