Vote-o-Matic

Submitted by: buddy 12 years ago in Quizzes
http://www.shakesbeer.com/vote-o-matic/vote_content.html

Endorse your candidate
There are 11 comments:
Female 299
I will tip the vote for Johnny Ramone, because I like candidates that Don`t laugh like Butthead. Although sometimes he sniffs glue, and sometimes he uses bad words for Rolling Stone magazine, I still think that he makes up better words than Bush. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, he accepts you as "one of us."
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Female 2,074
John Kerry!
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Female 992
Whoo hoo! I`ve always dreamed of this! My whole thing was about George Bush`s non-existant sex appeal. I think every president should have sex appeal. And not to other guys either.
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Female 790
Check out the Bushisms...very funny!
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Male 16
I will hang out with Joanne, because I like girls that keep my side of the bed warm. Although sometimes she pecks at me as if I`m birdfood, and sometimes I feel like leaving her at a garage sale, I still think that she is as sweet as honey. I also like keeping her around because she irons my shirts. Besides, she looks great in a bikini.
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Female 515
I will tip the vote for John Kerry, because I like candidates that can speak in full sentences. Although sometimes he delivers speeches like Herman Munster, and sometimes he uses bad words for Rolling Stone magazine, I still think that he is the best swift boat navigator on the ticket. I`m also confident that he can ride a bicycle without training wheels. Besides, he sings well in that Jib Jab cartoon.
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Male 1,371
I will tip the vote for John Kerry, because I like candidates that didn`t forget Poland.. Although sometimes he says crazy things, like in the Jib Jab thing, and sometimes he misplaces his medals in his sock drawer, I still think that he is better looking than Ralph Nader. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, donkeys are more hip than elephants.
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Male 24
John Kerry all the way...

I will tip the vote for John Kerry, because I like candidates that can speak in full sentences. Although sometimes he changes positions as often as his underwear, and sometimes he misplaces his medals in his sock drawer, I still think that he tells funny Viet Cong stories after he drinks. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, he sings well in that Jib Jab cartoon.

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Male 490
Shot mine off to my good buddy good pal at [email protected]
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Female 1,004
I will tip the vote for John Kerry, because I like candidates that can speak in full sentences. Although sometimes he is too touchy-feely with John Edwards, and sometimes he volunteers for war when he could play golf, I still think that he tells funny Viet Cong stories after he drinks. I`m also confident that he could beat Dubya in a spelling contest. Besides, donkeys are more hip than elephants.
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Male 10,115
Link: Vote-o-Matic [Rate Link] - Endorse your candidate

:-)

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